So, I'm wondering if I were to get a private lap dance (lasting 30-60 minutes)...

So, I'm wondering if I were to get a private lap dance (lasting 30-60 minutes), how likely would it be that it could lead to a little more, possibly a hj? Keep in mind that touching is allowed.

Any other anons with stripper stories?

her nails are longer than reviewbrah's

Obviously never been to a strip club. Its hands on your lap. Any touching from you and youll get dragged out or worse.

It all depends on the place and the girl, best way just to ask straight up. The hottest girls won't do it though, they already making good money. You gota go for the older or slightly less attractive.

Someone's been playing GTA V too much.

Fucked a couple strippers back in the day in El Paso. Took about a 100 bucks. This was in the strip club. Depends on the area I guess.

you think strip clubs are the same everywhere? they differ so much from state to state. Country to country. In Montreal you can use dildos and other toys on strippers. Plenty of places are just fronts and will let strippers offer sex services for their cut. It still happens. Just less often now. More bitches just lay around their house and do cam shows.

Once you spend money on them you're a trick and they won't doing anything sexually with you.

anyway to give you a legit answer, you're not going to find many girls who want to give you that much time in a private dance. If you keep the money for each song going plus you're tipping well then they probably will but they still have to get their ass on stage when it's their turn. Save your money and get a dance or two. One or two songs from several girls. Strip clubs are a waste of money to me. Always has been but I've fucked a couple on the side never as their customer. My old roommate got an ugly nigerian bitch to jerk him off in his cargo shorts for sixty bucks. It can happen but why waste your time and money when you can just get the most out of both? Get an escort. Getting your nuts off is a done deal.

bingo.
I slipped a finger into a stripper once.
fuckers dragged me out the back and beat the shit out of me.
i wont even go in a strip club anymore

All im gonna say is be careful.
Wven if you dong get dragged out by the bouncer you gotta ask yourself what makes you so special. These women dance for many men a night. You gotta be leagues ahead of other guys for even a sniff of it.

Sorry for the typos. Im getting used to my new phone

Not really. Even here in Toronto, most clubs are full touching. I pay for a dance, I can fondle the girl's tits. Grab her ass, even rub her pussy. It's standard service here, don't need to be special.

OP is talking about getting a hand job or more. Fondling will probably happen if he goes to the right place

Nah, but that other guy was saying hands in your lap, no touching allowed. And even here, sex is a definite possibility if the girls smell money on you. I don't go to strip clubs much, but a buddy of mine who's a lawyer is a regular, and he's had girls slip him their number a bunch of times, and he's an ugly fucker.

Save your self time effort and energy. Fine an escort in your area. verification can be a pain, but it's a lot more cost effective

This is also true. Usually with strippers sex is only on the table if you've spent a lot of money there. A decent escort is usually gonna wind up costing you less in the long run and being a better experience anyway.

They're usually regulated by county and local laws in the US to say nothing of individual policies. Like in FL, one club I went to lap dances were non-nude, couldn't touch ass/tits. Another club, dances were full nude, you could touch anything you want with only actual penetration not allowed. Suck on tits was allowed.
And of course theres situations where the rules are ignored, like one club where things *started* with the girl saying hi and grabbing my dick, and the other club where I actually knew a dancer, who informed all the other dancers i had drugs.. that was a super-strict club so we had to continue the party at my house later; they couldn't even let the bouncer see them giving me their number.

you dont get out much do you?

Less talking, more pics of the girl in the OP.

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