Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on waifu:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

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Pretty normal. Relaxing for most Saturdays.
Happens to everyone at times.
You want me to rest in peace. Meeni.

Here claimed

My bad, I thought you were responding to my request for jazz.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q-gcfQhR_9c

I'm glad he enjoyed it.
I'd be curious as to what he thought it was similar to, but at that point you'd just be acting as an intermediary.
Do you have any music you've discovered recently?

I meant to ask for your personal favourites of any genre, not just jazz.
I'm open to anything.

I don't remember you either.
But that's probably because I have an awful memory.

Aka good nights sleep
Its not torture if you secretly love the attention

(Kanna)
I got it, I got it.
I know you're capable of telling a really good sorry!

Kanna
tomorrow will be much better, i'll be alone all day, just been sitting today, played some league earlier

Tali
yea i used to be a total fatass, im fine with where im at now

earlover
american dad

Hanako
tired as always

Tomo
weird

It's because you rarely post here
Wait I'm sorry for confusing you. There's about 3 other Arizona anons here. I am from Texas though. Whoa they're Texas fags and what? Poor you
Rate it on a scale of 1-10 one being meh, 10 being must get
Ohhh do tell cause today, I hate driving now lmao

Help me remember daddy.

IT'S NOT EVEN 2 AM HERE SIS.
What did I tell you about not sleeping? Also, sounds nice, wish him the best of luck!

Yeah but it's just weird that everytime someone mentions someone from thread I'm supposed to know them, just because I've been here a long time.

youtu.be/5wgyHVbgyEA

FUCK

I'm gonna stop and shower now.

Juvia
Cool, how's it coming along?
I'm pretty good, trying to decide whether to listen to music or play Dark souls.
Not really, as i've been proven wrong so many times before~

Damn, still not getting good sleep huh?

I'll help you remember this dick, son
True.
Watch out for them drop bears

Still here


and
Its what I like it

Present.
I don't love it.
>taps your helmet
See. That's annoying.
Hi Juvia.
>Nnnnno.
>

nice loli
oh nice I've yet to check for new episodes
don't know how that greentext got there
but I mean that someone could change that restraint thing and make you actually hit them

See you tomorrow
Idk who else here is from Arizona but that's fine as long as I don't run into them

...

One sec, getting crossthread out of the way!!

I guess you have a point... but I don't think it's so bad! At least, not until late night... but still. Is it really that bad?

Eheh, that sounds like a rough day. I hope you got some great exercise in though!!
It's probably going to be pretty sore I bet. Try to relax for the rest of tonight?

I'm glad to hear that!
I just woke up so I don't know how to feel... I feel kinda bad that Rory is... well that Rory isn't happy with me.

Hey, that's really good! And it sounds like you definitely enjoyed it!
I live in the Pacific Northwest, Oregon! So the US, yep! I just have an inverted normal people schedule!

Of course I know that! But even if you didn't you'd still be awesome and amazing!
I do I do! Thank you thank you!

...

Wait what. I though you're 3 hours ahead of me. Gotham needs me okay? We're the first 3 to graduate from High School. Other members of the family either dropped out or is still attending school. Feels good man. I'll tell him you said that
You should like, post more often
Why's that? Two of them came here within the last two weeks

>nice loli
Yeah I know

Same but i wanna see how far i can go
No its just cute tbh
And enjoy nice arm rubs may go to the hot tub tomorrow

youtube.com/watch?v=d4es83MFZNs

Ok do I meant to ask, do many people you know who do use condiments put ketchup on or to the cause if their fries?

>almost got them numbers
But if I don't leave for a month and come back I won't be an elitist

nope, one day i'll sleep soundly

idk i think they're still making new episodes, i havent seen any new ones in awhile tho

meh, getting thinner would take actual effort, and i dont care enough about my appearance to do it

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
Well it all depends.
If you're a history geek like me I'd say 8
If you just like strategy games I'd say a 6
Pretty good. The red army grows and hopefully I'll be able to take Romania
Let me know what you choose
You have not! Stupid!
How are you?
>why?
Thank you kanna you're kind
>pat pat
I try my best. Even though I'm replaceable but hey that just encourages me to work harder

What time is it there for you? And tbh that's the feels good.
>I'll tell him you said that
Don't be silly, he doesn't know who I am lol. Just wish him good luck twice.

No thank you.

I'm just very shy. Oh? Who were they?

How's the heat over there btw? I know Texas and Florida can be pretty brutal too with the weather
Yes we had a blast and sang silly made up songs together

That is a odd schedule, so I'm guessing you have the free time for it?

>would take actual effort,
not to butt into a convo but,
it gets easier after doing it for awhile;
its mostly just diet, or at least counting calories

No, I dont know a lot by heart.
youtu.be/9VH6yD8zobM
Meeni.
Not always. I dont assume shit.
I always have repellant.

I'm the dude from March that used to post Mugi but I finally found my waifu. There's a reason I'm posting Flip Flappers instead, but it'll probably sound really stupid to you. Either way yeah, I don't really remember you, although you remember me iirc.

I don't remember a Nonon or a Nui. When I was looking through the archive for my first post I found a Sylphynford though.
Now I kind of want to listen to it

Oh I see.
I'll just do some punk I guess.
youtube.com/watch?v=U3VXiyS6zl0 (Longtime favorite)
youtube.com/watch?v=28NZ8cEFHgY (I honestly prefer My War to Damaged, also a longtime favorite)
youtube.com/watch?v=mXt4GJ8hYqU (One of the first things I found because of Sup Forums, a new personal favorite)

No no never seriously haha
Oh sorry its a british tier V heavy. No problem Kanna and yeah its common for me huh? Yeah and im talking to you too
Yeah everyone I know does

oh she is from that basketball anime ?
same I have to check it soon
could happen don't say never

Thanks~
Good morning then~ Oh? Why's that?

One day soon brother.
So whatcha up to?

>dubs
Good komrade! Defeat those filthy vampires.
Well Dark souls it is.
Yuh huh, every time i think something like that you always make it clear that you don't.

I begin to feel sleepy so will take a nap.
Bye

Your a meeni for thinking im a meeni
Getting started takes effort tbh after that its just continuing the habbit

It was good for the most part. Work was alright, I ate food, played some TF2 and Dirty Bomb, now I'm in bed. Why are you a little sad? Sorry for changing your happy mood buy I worry for you too.
I will break that helmet.
Good. Played some games. Now I'm in bed not sleeping.
>because you smol grabbed when I say no grabby

How dare you call yourslf an elitist if you don't have a Telegram or Discord
I'm sorta in the middle of both since I love Total War games
12:02. I've talked about my "online friends" from time to time. Nothing wrong with a stranger telling another stranger that they wish them good luck
Aww. I'm sure they don't plan on meeting up lol. Saber and Hamakaze. I'd say Konata but there's two konatas now
Goodnight

yes Ro-Kyu-Bu! is a good animeyoutu.be/q1zU2fR8gLc

You got something in the mail
Mugi why ;-;

Thank you for the recommendations, I'll probably listen to them later today.

Now thats just mean

But both of those are gay.

Still here.

Punk music is awesome, good picks;
youtube.com/watch?v=gDV1mx1Rwko

youtube.com/watch?v=iVuB1ZASrGw

or if you like pop-punk too;
youtube.com/watch?v=JidJV1ue1lI

Nah I keep my head down and dont want to draw more attention by hitting someone

Excuse me.

I'm 2 hours ahead of you. Huh, I didn't know. Did you say anything about me, if you mind me asking?
And oh well, if you insist.

all i did to lose weight was drink water instead of soda, and eat alittle less

yea

just watchin some tv

FUCK I KEEP FORGETTING.
I know, I didn't mean you, I mean in general.

At least it's not harassment.

I am too! It's always nice to show people something new!
I... yeah, you're probably right. Still, I'll ask him. He just said this is similar to a lot of stuff I've heard before, and if I tried to remember his musical tastes I think I'd end up butchering it!
Hmmm... nope, actually not really! I just listen to the same stuff on repeat a bunch! I like it though.
What about you?

>dubs!
H-hey now, there's no reason to mention that here okay! I messed up don't remind meeee ;_;
...but also nice inside jokeage there. Props for that!
So, what did you do today? It can be anything!

Hey, that sounds fun as heck! You should get some snacks and prepare!! Then you can have an awesome day filled with fun!!
Oh, League? Who'd you play? Did you kick butt?

Enjoy your shower Mai!

>dubs!
Not ask kind as you~

Hey, that's good! Happy to hear work was okay, and that you got to relax a bit today! I hope you kicked some butt playing!
Err, it's no big deal. I just feel bad for making some people uncomfortable in thread is all. Don't worry about it.
It's fine! I'm happy when I'm here almost no matter what!

Deez nuts, goteem

I didn't finish it
cute
anything else today fun ?

That doesn't mean that the AZ Konata moved idk

I hope they're nice people, you never know when you can meet someone you know online
I'm too lazy to really look for it and they were recent this guy is saying he's from winter 2015 so could be different

If you ever wanted to be in space the sure
Have you ever had a job? The first one was very hard to get but it gets easier to search after

My reason for posting and "switching" from Mugi is pretty stupid too, but I'll just say I was much less a weeb back then and hadn't fallen for the waifu concept yet.

No problem.

>Amoeba
I remember first hearing this song while playing GTA V in like seventh grade. Good times and good song too.
Haven't heard of this other group tho.

then sure*

whoops

Really? Well the Churchill 3 was given to Russians under lend lease so you can use the Churchill 3 with a russian crew. I hear snugs help with sleep haha. Then its both?
Just how it is

Big meeni
Not really annoying, just playing stompy robots.

I already didnt really drink soda to start
Its not harassment you said you liked it last time so i did it again
Better than a smol meeni

Cool, anything good?

>dubs
Ah, don't worry about it Kanna, that's normal. There's always going to be people who bitch about what we do. But you're right, lets not talk about it.
I'm playing some Dark souls 3 right now.
What about you?

youtu.be/UD82FRdRwJY
That Kobayashi voice tho

I'll try my best. Shouldn't be too hard
>hopefully
Of course!
Cause i never misd you! But your stupid mind would think i did!
What games?
>i did not...
It's at a lot to take in for beginners but once you get the hang of it you'll be good
Also what mods do you use for l4d2? I don't think i asked
>dubs
Well I'm glad you think so at least
>hug
Well my drive to keep my job helps

Stop trying to erp with me jesus.

I want to be in space :o

youtube.com/watch?v=qA0sjK7ePdc
That's where I heard it first,
I remember hearing it on the punk radio in GTA and being like;
this song is tight, now i throw it into all my punk playlists


Remember amoeba; the song

Thanks. We spy mains don't kick butt, we stab them. And yes I stabbed many. Oh I see. I'll just drop it then. That's good to hear. I'm happy you're happy to be here.
Last time. This time it was harassment. My hair gets nightmares now.
TF2 and Dirty Bomb.
>you did so

just nice

Why would I do that? I know you're busy with Shinoa :^)
Also I don't ERP

Good, i look forward to hearing how it goes.
Always~
See, that's why i don't think that anymore, I know it's was all just a fantasy in my mind.

But you are an all meeni.

Thats why i havemt done it a second time you silly willy
Well you're a meeni weenie

...

I don't erp either, what are you talking about? =_=

i played a few games, i played reksai, orianna, xerath, yasuo, and rumble
was playing the doom bots game mode, and malzahar bot is pure cancer

not really, just played alittle doom bots on league and gave myself alittle cancer

why not? its delicious, i still drink it sometimes

watching bob's burgers now

a cute

Would you live on Mars if Trump let you?

That's good. Let's keep it that way for now at least. Or else.

Hyper meeni bopeeni

I wish that was my hand and its good to see you got the fan art

Nope! Well, once... but there's a pretty embarrassing story behind that. I don't really want to talk about it, it's not super bad but I quit the next day.
I just... I don't want to mess up. I don't really trust myself to actually do a job correctly.

Alright, well maybe I proooooooobably should have read a little more about it. Eheh, sorry. How'd you know that though? Well, actually that seems like a big gameplay thing so nevermind actually sorry sorry!
Snugs do help, but I'm not qualified to give those out! I need to go to snug school first and get my snugploma! It's like a diploma but for snugs!
Okay okay fine it's both! But still... thank you.

No, I mean with... well, I know you said it's cringe hour. I didn't think it was that bad. Sorry if I'm annoying you, I'm surprised you're even talking to me, so thank you.
Well, kick some butt then! Have you had any good matches today?

Also sorry Tali I missed you ;_; you're so fast on replies.
Yooooo! That sounds awesome! I hope you do go! I know that'll feel great! Going solo or with anyone?

>1010 though
I... I guess, but I don't want to make anyone not like these threads as much! That's not cool, and plus I know how annoying I can be... plus Rory wasn't, err, like super angry. It was just an offhand remark. I didn't mean to put him in the spotlight, I just didn't know people didn't like it like that.
Aaaa, probably should have stopped and read the rest of that. Okay, now we're done.
Oooh Dark Souls 3? You gotta be close to finishing it!
I'm just... typing, like always! I can't play games and type, doesn't work so well!

Hey, that was pretty good!
Thank you for sharing, really!
How are you doing tonight?

I don't just think so, I know so!! It's the truth 100%! I don't think there's anyway anyone could convince me otherwise!
You're so s-soft and warm... thank you.
Well, that's a pretty good drive, eheh. Still, that's admirable. I know... maybe I'm coming on a little hard with the praise, but I really mean it.

We are scientists in our lab

Oooh, spy? Tricky tricky Urabe!! I would have never guessed! And ahah, I guess you're right. Are you a pro butt stabber?
Thanks. Sorry for that, really.
And I'm happy that you're happy that I'm happy! Look, it's an infinite chain!
So, you have tomorrow off, right?

>dubs
Whoa, that's pretty varied! I hope you had fun! If you ever want to play with an idiot, hit me up!!
Oh, is that out? I should go play a few games, it's always fun with friends!! Thank you for the heads up!

Mars capable of life of life but it's still a little spooky to think about living there

*laboriously waddles to couch*

Hey suga any room for me on dats dayr love seat?

*sits down partially on top of you*

Wanna snuggle up with me? I promise to keep you extra waym. Hows bouts yous gives big papi a smooch

*the smell of beverage alcohol and chili dogs assaults your nostrils as he goes in for a kiss*

Only with Shinoa you do.

doom bots ?
did you go alone on league ?
or you and I do have some

RPers get out of my thread -_-

pick something with good waveclear to hold the bots off or they'll roll over you

yea its a featured game mode, and yea i was playing alone

but as you pass

*hehe amirite*
There's (probably) not gonna be anything interesting about living their in our lifetime but I hope our kids (Ben jr) and enjoy it up there
You've made more interested in it now, silly. I'm not gonna pry though

Well you need to practice, not leave after a day! I felt really embarrassed after my first day at a fast food place so that made me more focused on everything going on and I did a lot better that week. I think I was doing a better job than some people who were there for months but I might be a fast learner for simple stuff like that

No, really, I don't erp.

OH BB ERP WITH ME HONEY.

everyone take smite and its easy

I didn't play the other mode tho

mafuyu

Exactly

I was wrong. I see your curiosity is kicking in. I didn't really mentioned anyone but saying who I've met from their State/Country. I think I mentioned how you're from Uruguay who bullies others but gets bullied hard

Oh

Mindcraft, halo, CPU players and funny special infected. And the roblox death sound when you take fall damage. The halo gun mod is great. I also have a few custom campaign

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

What do you think of gay people?

Replying at the speed of light!
A whole lot of nothing. Just sitting here watching random depressing documentaries about missing children and stuff.
I bet you've gotten this question about 24 times already but . . . how's it going?

>dubs
Ah good show.


Like i said, people are always gonna bitch about something, so it's better to just ignore it. Yeah i know, he likes to do that.
I believe i am, i'm in the grand archives now.
Well yeah not with how much you type~ ;p

Goodnight

You read it on the internet! And not at all its just a russian tank. Im sure you could get one in no time! Thank you too
Not me! good its cute

Morton Salt Girl