Ask a girl what her favorite movie is

>ask a girl what her favorite movie is
>call her a pleb
>she loses all confidence

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>ask a girl what her favorite movie is
>"stay away from me you ugly creep"

>ask a girl what her favourite movie is
>its the same as mine!
>mfw I'm talking to the mirror while wearing a wig

>ask a girl what her favorite movie is
>idk lol wbu?
Afraid to reveal my power level and taste in pre-70s black and white French cinema
>oh too many to name, Gladiator I guess

>ask a girl what her favourite movie is
>it's the same as mine
>call her a pleb

>see a girl smiling on the street
>bitch is probably laughing at me, fuck her

>ask a girl what her favorite movie is
>she says la jetee (1963)
>get intimidated
>stop talking to her

>ask girl is she wants to recreate sex scene
>MOM! Josh is being weird again

>girl cashier says: that'll be 19.45 sir.
>fall in love and imagine life together

>ask a girl what her favorite movie is
>"Well..lol..it's actually a kino"

Is that Pepe's Stand (anime reference for gaijins)?

>brush qt cashier's hand with my hand when getting my change
>basically the same as sex

>girl cashier says: that'll be 19.45 sir
>ask her if I can pay with all the pepes I'm pirating from this thread

>a gir-
>violently attack her because I have never experienced a genuine interaction with another human, and the rush of new feelings assaults my sensory system

>my favourite movie is aliens
>i see, spacekino
>what's ''kino''
>something that cucks will never appreciate
>sorry?
>for you

i shall be taking this pepe for my own

good thread

by what definition is any of this good

Bresson's definition of good

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>girl asks me what my favourite film is
>instead tell her the name of an accessible thriller

Why do people have and raise children? Your freedom is gone and yet you have to feed and raise someone that eventually will say that "hate you" just cause you didn't buy some stuff for her. That's depressing.

>be normal human being with patrician taste
>work part time at a used music, movie and game store.
>get to overhear interviews of new hires
>some fat white kid with an overgrown fro who just graduated from a huge film school comes in looking for work
>our hiring manager is a qt 24 year old indie girl.
>asks the kid what his favorite bands, games and movies are so she can gauge his knowledge and ability to help customers.
>he States that his favorite bands are "the strokes, the killers, the shins" that he likes BioShock infinite and "other games with deep stories" and for movies he lists David Fincher and Brian Depalma as his favorites.
>after the interview is over and the kid leaves she comes over to me and tells me what he said his favorite directors are because she doesn't know much about film and wants my take
>I say "I mean, if you get through film school and your favorite filmmakers are DePalma and Fincher you should probably just kill yourself."
>everyone proceeds to make fun of this kid for being nervous, awkward and smelling bad.

>Wow cool, Sixth Sense is my favorite movie too! The story is so deep!

>ask a girl what her favourite movie is
>"I don't watch movies"

Because we're programmed like that. Humans by nature are extremely primitive.

Oh wow. I always see the strangest things on this board

>girl says her interests are movies and video games
>cool what's your favorite movie and what do you play?
>idk Twilight and The Sims

>I mean, if you get through film school and your favorite filmmakers are DePalma and Fincher you should probably just kill yourself.

That's pretty true though. How do you spend $200,000 on film school only to come out with worse taste than even a first year wannabe Sup Forums patrician.

>The Sims
>bad

Stupid frogposter

>ask a girl what her favorite movie is
>I have a boyfriend
>oh, when was that released
>she walks away
Later go to imdb. No results. Think it through again and cry.

the sims is the most underrated patrician game series of all time

>well screw you, no more cuckold sex from now on

>implying DePalma is a bad director
>implying you know anything about film

The only wannabe here is you.

>ask a girl what her favourite film is
>it's not an anime
>call her a pleb

>ywn again play sims with your qt sister all day
>ywn again recreate your family together and ship yourself with other sims

Why do I have to suffer this much

>group of girls buying tickets to latest capeshit in front of me, laughing and smiling
>mutter "plebs" under my breath
>"excuse me did you say something?"
>"I-I- I sneezed"
>"Uh, okay"
>they leave
>buy one ticket to sausage party

are you me user?

>qt sister

degenerate
post feet

Guys, this girl I'm dating's favorite three movies are Wizard of Oz, Filth and Trance


Is she pleb?

>ask a girl what her favorite movie is
>say "oh that's cool" and tell her mine
>sit in silence with nothing else to say

who are you guys quoting?

Haha! Right in the feels i dare say! Have an upvote dear sir, you are a true gentleman and a real scholar!

Back to your containment website you fresh transplant.

>ask a girl what her favorite movie is
>call her a pleb
>"what's a pleb user?"

I fucking hate this place

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>girl cashier says: that'll be 19.45 sir
>fall in love
>ask her out
>go on a date with her
>realize she's a flawed human being like me and everyone else and not the perfect specimen that i projected when i first saw her

literally never happened

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>invite sister to watch movie
>pick a boring one but don't tell her
>she gets tired and falls asleep
>grope her tits and ass
>switch to better movie
>mfw

>girl asks me what my favorite movie is
>tell her it's the thing
>it's really alien

ha got that bitch good

Not making her give you an over the pants handjob while watching her favorite movie...

>ask a girl what her favorite pleb is

does it count if I rub my dick against her ass while we cuddle?

>haha that's so old and boring user I think my dad likes that

jean luc picard and david lyncher

>invite girl over to watch your favorite movie
>she keeps trying to makeout and doesn't pay attention

This.

Fucking bitch didn't stop giving me handjobs while There Will be Blood was on. Worst experience of my life.

please take your nazi frogs back to where you came from

what did he mean by this?

Pretty mad I didn't get to see it desu

LOCK ME UP

>"I watch kino"

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oh it shows user, it shows

Yeah, you made her think you're a pleb

What's your favorite movies and directors, user? Also please tell, if you want, tell me your favorite games and movies, as well. Genuinely curious.

>girl adds me
>ask what she wants
>Who are you, why did you add me? Creep

I don't play video games. Rate me.

Top 3 Directors
>Akira Kurosawa
>Federico Fellini
>Robert Altman

Top 3 Movies
>8 1/2 (1963)
>Mean Streets (1973)
>The Terrorizers (1986)

>I don't play video games. Rate me.
0/10

meme/10
Truly a Sup Forums pleb.

>he said without posting his

try again

would you call this girl a pleb?
youtube.com/watch?v=rMlw7zMFI08

>have a cousin
>she was 12 and I was 15
>she got sexy as fuck and I noticed
>since we lived together we were very good friends
>were always spending time together
>one day we sit in my room and watch TV
>I insist that we watch terminator 2
>shes annoyed and tries to get the remote from me
>we wrestle around on my bed and I end up lying on top of her
>my dick pressing against her ass and me holding the remote
>the movie starts and we see John Connor in the Ruins of LA while Hunter Killers are swarming the place and shit blowing up
>some technical gets thrown into the air and sarah connor tells us about the Nuclear war and Skynet
>the terminator theme starts playing and the T800 skull stares into the cam
>the truck drives away and Arnold arrives in the 90s
>cousin stares interested into the screen while i'm still on top of her
>I get hard and she feels it
>naked arnold is on screen while my erect penis presses against my cousins ass
>my dick is right between her cheeks and she moves her hips slightly around
>naked arnold scans for clothing and fucks up the bikers
>bad to the bone starts playing and I start kissing my cousin on the cheek and her neck
>she giggles and I keep rubbing against her ass while starting to moan
>grab her tits through her shirt and pinch her nipples
>the T1000 murders a cop and searches for John connors house in the police computer
>john prepres his bike and ignores his mom
>the bald todd sits on the couch and smokes while watching TV

>cameron
>no refn
>no snyder

absolute trash

God I fucking hate this frog so fucking much holy shit

Agreed 2bh

>frog
>he doesn't know about 4 chans gecko mascot
Helllloooo new friend

I know that feel all too well

Never happened.

It actually did

3/10
Dive a lil deeper and maybe branch out. Not terrible but those are films for neophytes. Good luck m8 ;)

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>Start dating a girl
>She says that any film more than 10 years old is shit and boring

I had a pretty similar experience with my younger cousin while playing some Smash on Gamecube, but it didn't get as lewd and I managed to surpress my boner.

I mean u could have at least said ozu or Mizoguchi or put la strada instead of 8 1/2. That'd bump u to a 4 or 5 maybe.

fincher you might be right, bashing depalma says more about your taste though

>work as a cashier
>day off, decides to buy something in the same market since I live close anyway
>blonde girl cashier co-worker says: that'll be 19.45 sir and giggles, ironically
>"So are you free tonight? I thought everybody would get a day off."
>"Sure, I'm going to get out early tonight, can you pick me up at 7pm?"
>I wasn't exactly asking her out because I was too insecure, but she understood like that anyway and I got a date
>mfw I'm a real casanova

>start going out with a girl
>ask her favourite film
>embarrassed, she says I'll probably think she's really weird but she likes black and white films like casablanca and dial M for murder

actually happened to me

IRL Casanova was a pedo and a patrician, he probably posted on Sup Forums

That's a true romance story right there. Proud of you bro

How did the date go?

that's one of my favorites too, you should introduce me to her

lmao'd

something like that happened to me

>she's studying cinema
>ask what are her favorite movies
>"The Matrix, Amelie," and something else i don't remember
>laugh and tell her she has bad taste
>it sounds pretty stupid since we don't speak english
>she gets a bit sad
>feel bad afterwards

so the stinky film school kid.. its actually you isnt it?