Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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It's so weird for you to be into sub when you seem so conservative to me
Don't we all?

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am here, i forgot i posted in the last thread

Sleepy, you?

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Turns out I'm alive after all~

YYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juvia
In that case I bet a 400 one can run better than decently!
>hey stop telling others your lies! Hanako sees right through them!
Taiga
Speaking of terrible memories, can you link me that first documentary you mentioned. I still remember The Tower but I lost the page where I saved the first one.

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi.

Hi Yuno

hello again

hi sleepy, im tired, seems we have alot in common

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Heya Yuuki! How goes it?

I'm good, just listening to music.

Good morning sweetheart~

Still here

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You're perfect

What do you mean by conservative
Sometimes I just want a girl to sit on me and call me name tbh, I don't know why. I wasn't always like this either uwu

heya firekeeper

howdy howdy

I'm having a few drinks and chilling in my brother's apartment, you?

call me names*

i wish i could be a qt girl and make a man happy.

Hiya there!
Good evening honey~
How are you tonight~?
Shinobu, great to see you! How have you been recently?

Don't wish to be, work to be.

Hmm?
Hello there heretic. What's up?

Nice, what are you drinking?
just listening to some music right now.

I'm pretty good, just got done playing some more DS3 a few minutes ago~ And how are you this morning~?

It is the weekend, and it is me we're talking about
Guess what I'm doing right now
What about you?

Hello Everyone
>juvia claimed
stupid pervert!
I will
I am not! You're the only stupid one here!
Stupid pervert!
>shut up shut up shut up shut up!
>they have not you stupid pervert!
Hello fire keeper
Probably. The more the price the better the quality
>they are not lies! You're the liar!

did you go back to school and get your mini fridge yet?

still tired, i get the house to myself all day tomorrow though, so that'll be nice

Uhhh, I can hardly remember linking anything.
I'll look around and see if I can find anything.

A few Yuenglings and now Shock Top. I finally made progress in DS3! I beat the tree dude and now I'm down in the swampy area where you get poisoned

No, I'm doing that on Tuesday

WUZ GUD NIGGA???

Hello Homura

I'ma rape you~

Sorry I haven't been around lately, been doing shit in preperation for A-kon

Ramsay-sama pls

Probably porn or botes.

Drinking beer, being bad at dar souls, and loving life

You need to git gud my nigga

What mods are you gonna play with?
Nope, even Urabe agrees that you're a stupid sexy dummy!
> Make me then, cutie~
> Oh yes they have, you've been getting the same treatment from Urabe that you give me~

Good stuff. Hey sweet! How did you do against that big tree asshole? Ahh fun times in there.

No worries. Oh cool, when is that? You gonna cosplay?

Oh? How did you like the bossfight? Or are you still enjoying it~?
Still sleepy as I slept for about 5 hours but wanted to be productive today so here I am~
How was work, you cutie pie you~?
Juvia, good too see you. How are you this evening? Poland still to stronk to take it over~?
Why tired? Don't tell me you actually did stuff today~
Or is it the sleeping issues again?
And that sure does sound nice. Opens up a lot of possibilities and such~

Claimed ~

I'm going to bed

idk you seem like you'd be strict against sexual taboos

I had some help from a friend, so it wasn't bad. And yeah, that swamp reminds me of the bottom of blighttown

rip still no mini fridge, have fun being poisoned forever in DS3

no you're not

still sleeping troubles, probly just gonna sit and play vidya all day

It's next week, I may/may not cosplay.. depends how I feel

Well of course. That's obvious. I want more games.
>what did I lie about? I'm the one who was grabbed here!
>yes the tables have turned!
Or maybe Konata linked it. I think it was you. I appreciate it Taiga-chan.

Nah, I got them purple mosses, I'm good for now.

Alcohol~
tilde
and voice chat with friends

Yes I am

nice

Nah
Have you forgotten that I'm a horndog

got a dagger to quick dash through all the poison?

you seem to be the one thats all tied up, now you're gonna get raped

I wish I could

night

Merely pretending~

I don't think so, I'm still rocking my starting armor and a reinforced club I upgraded a bit. Also
>why does vitality not increase health
>why does vigor exist
This whole time I was upgrading VIT because that was health in DS1

youtube.com/watch?v=lDwH2IpQrmI

Pfft that boss was a scrub, it only took me 2 tries to kick his ass~
I bet, i noticed you stayed up a bit late playing DS3 yourself~ Well that's good, anything planned?
It was good, got a little bit of sunburn but otherwise good~ Oh shush you, you're the cutie pie here~
And how was your day~?

Well that's good, bastard gave me quite a bit of trouble. Ahh yeah, bringing back all the good memories~

Oh cool that's close. Well who will you cosplay if you do decide to?

Yeah, give Juvia a taste of their own medicine~

Oh
Goodnight

So much fun, DS1 is so much fun. I'm liking 3 a lot too, 2 is hot garbage though

Tanks playground with bunch of gun mods. Plus a few tank mods
You're wrong! You're a stupid pervert! I wish i never met you! Stupid pervert i hate you!
>shut up you stupid pervert!
>cause you're always acting like a stupid pervert! You deserve it!
I am good
No Germany beat me to it so they're taking them over not me and the Soviets.
Plus Poland was way down the road. Like after Greece, Yugoslavia, Albania, ect...
I mean I'm happy as long as my pc can run the games i play
I you never warned me!
>they have not! You're just being a big bully!
>

Ahh yeah. That doesn't seem like a weekend activity though so much as just something you do.

Kirito, I wanted to go as something else but haven't had the time to buy the costume

rip wasted levels

2 is best, 3 is shit

claimed

>2 is best

I guess i can do that too.

Yeah, it's pretty annoying. At least I have some good vigor now lol

Yes of course! You do the same!
I would be too if I had a good PC
TF2 is great but I'm missing out.
>you skipped my question! You are guilty!

yeah, just my usual life
That should be sad but it really isn't
I think

So what's up with you

Muh brain has failed me yet again!
Only thing I found was this, Weirdcute linked it to me earlier today.
youtube.com/watch?v=tTCSfx47R1w

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>talking to cute voice actor girl on Facebook
>she likes anime
>ask her if she likes JoJo
>she says no
>I ask if its because all the dog deaths
>list all the deaths with manga pages
>she blocks me
Why don't women like nice guys?

Haha i'm glad you finally got around to playing it again. 1 is still my favorite, but 3 is a lot of fun too, i really like the combat mechanics it has. 2 is a disgrace, i still can't bring myself to try playing it again.

> dubs
Sounds pretty fun.
Nope Urabe agrees too~ Yes i am~ Well, i could always leave then...
> cmon just do it already~
> Pfft you treated me the same even when i dialed my pervertedness way down.

Cool. Yeah i remember you saying you wanted to go as someone else, who was it again?

How can someone be so wrong?

Nah it wont work if i do it, she doesn't want my body~ All i can do is help you~

Damn, that sucks. Tried the pills?
Sounds like a good idea. Watcha playing lately?
Oh my, only 2? Someone here has finally gotten gud~
Yeah, I had the need to rect sone scrubs in PvP~ Yup, after breakfast I'll be going out because the weather is great today, and later on I'll probably be programming the shit out of my projects~
How about you, any plans for the night~?
Oh, I hope it wasn't too bad.. But hey, at least you'll have some tan so you won't look like Lothric~ And nope, you claim this title honey~
>check
...fuck Germany.
And how's your night beside a global war?

Ougi Oshino, lowkey crossplay since ougi's gender is unspecified

wtf is this vid lmao

Spoilers

I made it to the Last Giant and even that was just forcing myself to play. I hated the combat

>cause you're not chad

I'm gonna cosplay as Josuke Higashikata

Who hasn't read past part 3? I only listed up to Death chopping that dogs face off.

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You're going to A-kon?

Nice swimsuit. Maybe they didnt like seeing it and are more into slice of life?

i like games with multiple weapons

a cute

no never got any pills, been playing bioshock 1 last couple days, and still more overwatch and league of course

Just watching the internets i suppose.

I agree with you but most weapons in 2 is mostly reskins

holy fuck I'm so fucked up rigth mow
Just being bored then?

Oh sweetie i've been gud for a while now~
And how did it go~? Nice, that sounds like a good time~ Which ones do you have left?
Just the usual of course~
Nah it's not bad, just on my face and neck a little~ But he looks cool though~ But i can't, i've already surrendered it to you~

Hmm don't think i've heard of him. Ahh so he looks like he could be both.

Fuck i didnt even make it that far. The combat is loose and sloppy as fuck. Plus you can only run 10 feet before collapsing of exhaustion.

you can actually do good damage with most weapons in 2 though

But JoJo is better.
SoL isn't bizarre enough

Yeah. As Josuke. But don't make fun of my hair -_-

Weirdcute? Aww this isn't it but holy son of a mother, those first seconds made me jump. This is interesting. I'll watch it now, thanks.
Thanks for the help. You seem to want her body though.

Still doesn't excuse the clusterfuck of a mess the combat was. Plus the weapons having the durability of wet cardboard doesnt help.

Anytime. Yeah i do, a lot...

Is there ever a day you don't drink?

Ougi is farther into the monogatari series

I love the varity in the game and the fact you can actually do normal attacks on the off hand

You kidding? Jouske has best hair

You are. I am too honestly but i play the same 2 games so.
>i did not i said you never warned me!
>stupid bully
It is indeed
You're both stupid!
And bullies
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>no, bullies don't get kisses
>you never dial it down!
Yeah. I wanted poland
Pretty good. Just enjoying the start if my weekend. How's your day so far?

To you but not someone else maybe

I really wanted to like it, but it's bad.

Anyway, what music do we have playing tonight?

During weekdays

never had any problems with the combat, idk why people hate on it so much, and only twinblades have shit durability

there will never be anything better than power stancing smelter hammers

maybe you're just bad ; -;

More or less. :(

It's alright to have shit taste Shinobu
You should try it, works good
Hm. Have you ever played a good game besides Bioshock?
Well, we'll see once we go on some PvP sweetie~
I'm nearing the golden rank in arena PvP, so that's pretty good~
Yeah, especially that I'll be getting a poster for free from one guy at the music shop, that's pretty nito!~
Ah, a new one and have to finish an old one. I've got exactly one week left for it, so it's going to be a busy week..
Ah, so getting drunk while lewding with some people in the thread, I get it~
It's good it's not that bad then, hope it'll get off soon tho~
Fragile little poor man in a hood that looks like he would brake if the wind blew harder? You have a weird definition if "cool"~ ;p
Nope, you rightfully reclaimed it earlier today when you wrote to me on Discord~
Find your own country how about that
Weekend is cool. You have any plans for it? Or just lazy around?
Just ate breakfast so pretty nice so far, I'll be getting out in, like, half an hour because I wanted to have a breather before work.

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