HELP BROS!
Just got back home from a night out, still drunk af and cant think of anything else to do other than jerking off, but I get bored of it fast. Wanna help me out by chatting about random shit and keeping me hard with links?
No gay/fat/animal/anime shit
HELP BROS!
Aaron Murphy
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Grayson Baker
The worst is when they look back and speed up. Then you're like OMFG is someone following us, then you speed up 2, and then she looks back and starts jogging and your like omg he must be catching up. So you start jogging and then she goes dead on sprint after looking back again. So you go dead on sprint cuz I'll be damned if that crackhead stabs me in the back cuz he wants my money. Then you sprint faster than her and as you pass her you want to be a good guy and save her valuables so you take her purse off of her shoulder and run as fast as you can cuz you know fuck it you have her id in the purse you can return it as soon as you're both safely away, but then you're all out of breath by the time you get home. The runners high is messing with your head so you lay down on the couch and end up falling asleep then the next morning you have to go to work so you have to just kinda take her purse to work with you so you can drop it by her house on the way home. Then while you're busy working the cops show up and snag you and say you stole some shit. Then don't believe you when you tell them what happened and you end up losing your job while you're clearing the whole thing up because you got arrested at work like the 7th time this week and it's only Monday. Anyway it was crazy last week, am I right?
Mason Baker
Ill show u my wife
-Mr.E
Robert Clark
>no gay/fat/animal/anime shit
get off our website you newfag
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Dominic Ortiz
Holy hell checked
Dominic Collins
Dubs checked
Ian Bennett
Good man! Go for it bro
Jayden Gonzalez
Eh?
Chase Smith
...
Thomas Flores
Holy shit didnt even notice hahaha. Gotta help me out now bro
Easton Lee
Mr.E
Luis Myers
Da fuck
Jonathan Gonzalez
That looks like a phat pussy. You like hitting that?
Luke Rogers
CHECKED!
Isaac Collins
Witnessed
Levi Smith
Quints and dubs
Easton White
Love hitting it not too fat not too skinny
Matthew Ramirez
I take out a knife and kind of drag it against the wall to make a loud grinding noise just out of common courtesy to let her know I'm there.
Jaxon Barnes
Dude what the fuck
Ryan Price
Fucken' checked
Jayden James
Bumping while waiting for bros
Jeremiah Russell
sauce?
She's fucking godly
Sebastian Powell
It's true watches at $ 0?
Samuel Green
No idea, sry bro. Random tumblr pic
Luke Clark
I dont know, do you count postage as a cost? How many you have to buy to get one free?
Also, they look like shit
Wyatt Rogers
How about my wife's tits?
Adrian Cruz
Amia Moretti or Amia Miley sometimes
Nolan Brooks
She seems nice. What, you want me to jerk off to the pic?
Brandon Johnson
BINGO! Fuck yea, shes nice
Cooper Rogers
I do.
Jaxon Hernandez
the wedding dress is shit.
Justin Carter
Ok
Brayden Nguyen
I'm in the same boat. Quick name some interests.
Christian Cook
xvideos.com
what if I told you that the girl who starts sucking and fucking at 2:55 was only 15?
Levi Turner
I'd fap harder. Last girl I nailed was 15
Aaron Rivera
monkeys dressed like humans, that's some classic comedy
Nicholas Moore
>xvideos.com
Nice link thanks bro. My cock is getting harder now
Jaxon Gonzalez
Lets just start with something and see how it goes. Ready to get my cock hard?
Leo Murphy
Not gonna lie, those tits are making my cock harder...