Which one, Sup Forums?

Which one, Sup Forums?

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>there is a chance that this situation happened in real life

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Kay_Letourneau

At that age I would have probably taken the gameboy

> Game Boy probably has only the original bundled Tetris available

deal dropped

I assume that's his mother.

I would pay money to do something like this for my son... wouldn't you?

well I mean how much can a gameboy and some cake cost? go for it

>She pleaded guilty and was convicted of two counts of second-degree child rape. She was sentenced to six months (three of which were suspended) in the county jail and three years of sex offender treatment.[21] At that time, she was not required to register as a sex offender, and, as long as she complied with the terms of her plea agreement, she would not be required to serve any additional time in jail.[21] As part of her plea bargain, Letourneau agreed to avoid any further contact with Fualaau.[21]

wtf, 6 months?

In 2016 the cake has long gone bad, the girl has become an old lady, but the GameBoy still works.

"Justice" for women.

>Meanwhile a man knocks up a 12 year old and you can guarantee 25 years in prison.

It gets better.

>Letourneau and her husband were the DJ and hosts for three "Hot for Teacher Night" promotions at a Seattle night club.[31][32]

WTF is this from?

>Directed by Eva Green

Pickett Fences. TV show from the 90's.

Kid is dreaming.

>can't get the card first
why?

My Wet Lube lasted me 9 months.

>greentexting links
literal cancer.

the lighting really complements her body, she looks so fucking hot

>this thread again

It's not surprising that most of Sup Forums have serious mother issues

nothing wrong with some mommy fetishes

The 90s were a better time.

its treason then

>tfw i wasn't molested

what is that lingerie called?

bra and panties?

the panties specifically

The game boy. It will last longer than either of the others, never stop entertaining you, sucks up less of your money and won't make you fat.

what is this form? and isn't this ocnsidered pedo. or since it's a female it's cool

earlier i didn't know the source.
i always used to assume that she is the mother of boy.
i have some serious intimacy issues

>there are 12 yo boys having sex with hot teachers out there while i remain a 25 yo virgin

>not Game Gear

Cake, plz.

At this point you should just an hero.

>what do you want first; chocolate cake, game boy, or me?
>what about my parents?

KID IS A FUCKING FREAK EWWWWWWWW

it's considered fiction, unless you're talking about actress almost revealing her breasts

High-waisted panties need to make a comeback

but everybody raises their pitchforks if Humbert Humbert wants to play with some lolitas.

She's horny.

Poor Humbert loved that girl more than any man can hope to love a woman.

high waisted, maybe?

or something with "hip" in it

ebay.tv/sch/i.html?_sop=12&_nkw=80s thong&_frs=1
found 'em

Which game on the game boy?

Did you read the book? He really didn't like her beyond the sex

Wanted, wanted: Dolores Haze.
Hair: brown. Lips: scarlet.
Age: five thousand three hundred days.
Profession: none, or "starlet"

Where are you hiding, Dolores Haze?
Why are you hiding, darling?
(I Talk in a daze, I walk in a maze
I cannot get out, said the starling).

Where are you riding, Dolores Haze?
What make is the magic carpet?
Is a Cream Cougar the present craze?
And where are you parked, my car pet?

Who is your hero, Dolores Haze?
Still one of those blue-capped star-men?
Oh the balmy days and the palmy bays,
And the cars, and the bars, my Carmen!

Oh Dolores, that juke-box hurts!
Are you still dancin', darlin'?
(Both in worn levis, both in torn T-shirts,
And I, in my corner, snarlin').

Happy, happy is gnarled McFate
Touring the States with a child wife,
Plowing his Molly in every State
Among the protected wild life.

My Dolly, my folly! Her eyes were vair,
And never closed when I kissed her.
Know an old perfume called Soliel Vert?
Are you from Paris, mister?

L'autre soir un air froid d'opera m'alita;
Son fele -- bien fol est qui s'y fie!
Il neige, le decor s'ecroule, Lolita!
Lolita, qu'ai-je fait de ta vie?

Dying, dying, Lolita Haze,
Of hate and remorse, I'm dying.
And again my hairy fist I raise,
And again I hear you crying.

Officer, officer, there they go--
In the rain, where that lighted store is!
And her socks are white, and I love her so,
And her name is Haze, Dolores.

Officer, officer, there they are--
Dolores Haze and her lover!
Whip out your gun and follow that car.
Now tumble out and take cover.

Wanted, wanted: Dolores Haze.
Her dream-gray gaze never flinches.
Ninety pounds is all she weighs
With a height of sixty inches.

My car is limping, Dolores Haze,
And the last long lap is the hardest,
And I shall be dumped where the weed decays,
And the rest is rust and stardust.

>Not even closing the door behind
Damn that turns me the fuck on

Not all it's cracked up to be. Cried in class outta nowhere, I just ended up saying some bullshit.

i feel like he would be too young for something like that.

...

These kids don't understand how lucky they are

"knocks up" being the key word there numbnuts

The to-do list had some god tier fap material. There were some webms floating around, anyone got any?

>you will never be a 12 year old girl willingly experimenting with her parents in order to learn about sex in a safe environment

Why even live?

I haven't seen the movie but pretty sure this is what you're looking for

Hate to burst your bubble buddy but any parents willing to fuck their children arent't going to be conducive to a ""safe environment""

>dude sexual freedom
>dude clinton lmao

>pro-clinton

D R O P P E D
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the average clinton supporter

Jill for Hill the shill

That card's not mint after you pulled it out of your ass crack, lady.

>average clinton supporter is a masturbating chick
shit, need to get to some of those rallies.

He'll grow up right then and there

>Average republican closet cases

>implying it wouldn't just be full of Tumblr whales

Did you read the book?

>You may jeer at me, and threaten to clear the court, but until I am gagged and half-throttled, I will shout my poor truth.
>I insist the world know how much I loved my Lolita, this Lolita, pale and polluted, and big with another's child, but still gray-eyed, still sooty-lashed, still auburn and almond, still Carmencita, still mine;
>Changeons de vie, ma Carmen, allons vivre quelque part oû nous ne serons jamais sèparès;
>Ohio? The wilds of Massachusetts? No matter, even if those eyes of hers would fade to myopic fish, and her nipples swell and crack, and her lovely young velvety delicate delta be tainted and torn--even then I would go mad with tenderness at the mere sight of your dear wan face, at the mere sound of your raucous young voice, my Lolita.

If you weren't sobbing through the whole "Dolly Schiller" chapter you didn't understand the book at all.

you sound like a bitch

I was watching porn since I was eight and jerking off at ten. I would have been all over those boobalas.

>read story about hot teacher fucking students
>they get caught because the student told someone

Fags.

>and big with another's child

A shame she went full dyke, chopping off all her hair.

Fat the NES Punk?

>t. fag

>implying you wouldn't tell every single one of your friends you fucked the super hot teacher

Well my mother died when I was six so me having mommy issues is only natural.

And some little fag who didn't get any tells his Mommy, ruining it all.

I was a very private kid. I did a lot of kinky sex stuff and watched a lot of porn and never told anyone.

There's no way I would spoil that shit for myself. The only way i'd get caught is if people noticed I was practically living at my hot teachers house.

My Mom was abusive and bipolar - being a complete cunt one minute and then very loving the next.

When I was 10 I started having sexual fantasies about fucking older women. Now I am in my late 20s, I routinely have dreams about fucking my dead mother and then wake up and jack it to MILF porn, despite being in a relationship with a 20s woman.

Our brains are fucked.

>"What about my parents?"
>"Oh they won't hear"

Yup, she murdered them.

fuck off you're just jealous

>what about my parents?

You have to be quite literally retarded to brag about that, even if you're 12 years old.

Sorry to break it for you, but he only makes references to her physique in there. It's about love as much as Sup Forums paying for an escort.
Love may have been intended by the author and you may "get it", but it's misguided from the get go.

You dont know what you have, until you lose it.

this boy is either a fucking good actor or gay

Or, you know, a prepubescent child

>fuck the gameboy
>eat the woman
>play with the cake

Why do we do this to ourselves?

What kind of fucking rythem was that? Was that suppose to be his first time?

Pretty much

youtube.com/watch?v=Ikd0ZYQoDko

Fag

Bill not Hillary.

>pro-choice
>pro-Clinton

pics of ms. tupper?

just swap out the hat, the portrait, and the book and its literally you

>When Lindybeige had enough of movies innacuracies

...

I jelly as fuck

oh man

Pussy

>tfw no older sister

Pretending to be someone's older sister while fucking has to be someone's fetish right...?

What