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Cute banter edition

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fat trap naruto and homo luffy are in almost every picture

The US spent nearly 1 trillion bux on Iraq to become a pseudo-democracy that still has a civil war

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Syria is cute.

bunch of freaks
japan should be nuked more

Nuking it the first times created this mess though.

this girl is VERY cute tho. So she's probably not Iraqi.
Maybe Syrian? Jordanian? Leb??

they should be nuked into normal again

why cant iraqi grills be qt?

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Kek we also had our own con last week :DD
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Russia is not cute.

funny how you managed to mention 3 nashans more ugly than iraqis because you think she's too cute to be iraqi
that's just offensive
i mean
at least say ukraine or some shit

>lebs
>jordanians
>cute
Thats an oxymoron I think jordanians are uglier than iraqis and lebs are unspeakably ugly but slightly less uglier than iraqis and jordanians
Also there are some cute iraqis

Happy birthday m9

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you look better than before in this pic

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Kiki

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I remember seeing this girl on the interwebs before

so she's def the most popular thing to come out of that convention

other levantines are superior

case in point also, this proves my theory that every arab I have ever met is a weeb

Also, the Iraqi con just has generic Naruto/One Piece/Death note/Attack on titan cosplays that you can see anywhere 2bh
ukranians in iraq? wat

leb wymn are VERY cute. literally just google 'lebanese girls'

I don't know many Jordanian wymn, but if they look anything like the royal hashemite family, they're breddy gud (probably not tho)

pineapple get OUT
what animoo is this from?

Actually, I think russia is SUPER cute and SUPER nice

Tokyo ghoul
Pic related is a saudi cosplayer (male) who visited us

You all look the same

I must find this woman and marry her

>ukranians in iraq? wat
no Ukrainians in Ukraine
and there are Ukrainians in iraq, lots brought back wives from soviet union
when the average iraqi salary could buy you an apartment in Moscow
>I get on a daily basis 100s of messages from iraqis like you that wanna marry me
kurds aren't like me
don't be flattered they fuck even goats (literally)

>Also for some reason they think im russian
uh
you look like a churka

I liked pic related more

What about if she hates Turks?

>Also for some reason they think im russian
Post picture so I can judge your Russianness.

sunnis worship Turk dick

Why do they do that?

top kek

Most arab girls are brainwashed by turkish soap operas into thinking that average turkish guys look like kivanc tatlitug so probably not

idk man she kinda looks ugly
To each their own i guess

I will promise her that we will live in antalya.
Should be good enough
Plus i am white enough for (her)

Interesting. I didn't know Turkey has such soft power in the Arab world.

Ok I'll be honest I hate Egyptians because the head of my degree is an Egyptian and he is an unorganised confused mess. I dont go to a bad university so i dunno how he got this position but either way he's a shit professor and the subjects he teaches are all vague.

For example instead of basing a unit around a book or two he has written pdfs on the subject yet these pdfs are poorly written and full of waffle. Which is kinda funny because in his lectures it takes him like 10 minutes to explain simple concepts because he waffles on bs so much.

Sigh, so I have my exams in one month and I'm trying to understand this mess.

lack of self respect (rightfully)

thanks for inventing vodka

Well Arabs were ruled by Turks for over a thousand years. We share cultural and religious values.

Fuck Turks tho. The middle east would be better off today if the Ottomans didnt occupy our lands.

in the Balkans aswell

what are you studying?

the guy on the left in your pic related looks like an average slav from eastern europe

Actually I judge myself as a turkroach tbqhwy. But for some reason everyone on IP thinks I'm white or native dutch, fucking annoying desu, they obviously haven't lurked Sup Forums. And then I tell them I'm not they say oh yeah you're not a blonde xD
Smh
t. Manlet kurd
>like me
You even fuck guys chille

Vodka was a mistake. Being a nation of spirit drinkers was a huge mistake.

i have standards
i only fuck hot guys and girls
yeah probably
but the occasiona 250 ml ofl vodka is super comfy

Petroleum engineering.

>i have standards
Kinda unfair that the other party doesn't have them. The perks of being an old ugly hairy bear queer I guess.

I remember reading about pic related
I think even children drowned

fucking russia lel

oh, you'd think that a Gulfie would teach you that kek

have fun ripping off Scots and Norwegians

till the oil doesn't run out :-/

Ruuude
Luffy is also iraqi who visited us for the con

Poor girl has identity issues

Tbh suicide is pretty normal here anyway.

How? I look like a turk. I certainly don't look as disgusting as an iraqi or palestinian...

>Iraqi cosplayers

>Kek we also had our own con last week :DD
same

What's your bra size

Gulfies live pampered lives skilled foreign workers do all their hard word they cant do an honest days work ot teach for shit.

I pretty much chose this degree because more and more oil is being discovered in south England, I don't mind working in the middle east but if there's oil in the UK I'd rather work here desu.

>spreads ass cheeks for you
>"Välkommen refugee"

What do?

>old ugly hairy bear queer I guess.
only hairy appl9ies
go fuck yourself tard

My boyfriend fucks me
Why are you asking me weird questions

Sure they do mona no dutch dude wants a clitless egyptian niqabi

put benis into azz

gay

>mfw my boyfriend is white
The only part I hate about having a white boyfriend is that he doesn't understand that khanzeer is haram >:(

but balls won't touch

Who the fuck is she suppose to be, Rock Lee?

I'm a weird entity

Does your bf make you squirt

still gay

>he doesn't understand that khanzeer is haram >:(
obviously if he did he wouldn't be with you oink oink

Lee Rock*

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what if i close my eyes and imagine it's a woman

"Wahhhh i get fucked by guys and suck dick but eating pork?? No dude thats haram"

Idiot

still gay, just get a woman instead

>having an overactive bladder
K e g e l e x e r c i s e s
One word: mathilda

Does he know that you let an old nigger fuck you raw

isn't having a boyfriend haram?

Rock lee won't wear an akatsuki suit
She's konan

What if you cummy on yourself and she eats it off you? That gay?

it's not gay
you're only gay if you take it up the butt
that's a fact
idc what putin teaches you

just weird, not gay

gay = anything sexual with a man

oink oink oin
run nigger piggy run!

Do you titty fuck him

I want to marry him but I want to finish studies (i hope to study medicine succesfully)
No, I never lied to him nor do I play mind games with him unlike you, a mere personal freakshow ;).
It is but how else will I find the one who is good for me? And I don't have sex with him by the way.

dont know

Where the FUCK is bulbul my cat is hungry

..I..

ich weiß es nicht ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
t. See picture related oink oink oink
By dating :^)

i like how Tunisia is the nigger
accurate

proast cat feet

Jordan flag is btw Tyne, piggy chaser

how can you manage to always talk about shit i could never care about

delete urself

I don't know, I could care less though. :D

fuck off city cucks

ugly desert shithole
do u even have clean water faggot

Enough feet or more?

hnng

How many lebposters are there now?
Where is this?

I've seen tons of arab ppl and Iraqis are definitely in the uglier corner maybe after yemenis. And that's only cuz yemenis are poor and don't know about personal hygiene.

Shut up

that's a compliment because to an egyptian looking like an egyptian is the measure of attractiveness

>Our swords were taped shut due to Security measures
KEK