I am a dungeon master. We getting together to play our one piece themed D&D pirate adventure this evening...

I am a dungeon master. We getting together to play our one piece themed D&D pirate adventure this evening. I don't have anything planned for today. The players are about to land on a new island. Any fun ideas for an afternoon of adventure?

A Davey back fight is my fallback if I can come up with any good ideas before then

A gang of monkeys being controlled by a wizard to run a smuggling ring on the island. The players just see some dodgy monkeys and slowly figure out they're fucked in the head by some mad old wizard fuck hiding somewhere

That would be fun. I could have the monkey rob their ship while they are adventuring on the island.

Yeah- have them find a box with a load of their shit in it or something to confuse them

How about get a fucking life? It's summer go outside ride a bike talk to a girl. Nasty basement dwelling little weebo piss flap

KILL YOURSELF FUCKING WEEB

(Monkey retard) - I only just noticed the 'One Piece' bit. Not a fucking clue what any of that is about so you're gonna have to use some artistic(autistic) license

Someone doesn't like D&D. It's okay if it hurts to use your brain. You can get through it buddy. Someone's stroking out.

And someone is stroking one out to anime and dice you fucking gangrenous cunt

treasure map? traps n monsters n loot. there's prob a google map/island out there.

They must fight the island's sword master in a duel controlled by the power of insults vs witty comebacks. And their reward shall be a shitty t-shirt.

>be me
>never got invited to sleepovers as a kid
>resented women throughout high school
>mom told me I was handsome
>women never seemed to agree
>men couldn't stand me
>discover Sup Forums
>they must all be like me
>find a thread about some guy trying to do something fun with his friends
>all my training prepared me for this
>hope he doesn't repeat my mistakes
>push the truth of the kind of person I am to the back of my head, because I know the reason nobody liked me was because I didn't go outside enough
>leave comment
>fixed that
>whosthealphanow.jpg
>go back to resenting people for hating me
>still don't know why

I get to be Craptain Sixx

Drogan burst through the door. "Is that a challenge I hear?" He grabs your ale and pours it over your head. "Let's step outside." Drogan says while drawing his longsword.

"Give it a break Drogan." Emarosa said. "Can't you see he is addled in the mine. It would be like clubbing a baby seal."
"Your right Emarosa, barkeep another to ales. And can I get an fruity drink for the young lady who is freaking out."

Awww how cute is someone getting a little butthurt. Little looser who spends his summer in his moms basement aged 38 playing with toys with his only two equally gross virgin friends twying to make himself feel better. It's okay op one day you will find that gross chick who no one else will touch with such low self esteem she will touch your peepee

I don't know what kind of campaign you're running OP, but it's fine to take a break from narrative driven campaigns. If you really don't have an idea, consider a randomly generated dungeon. There's examples in the Dungeon Master's guide where through a few rolls, you can quickly design dungeons. The best part is it's not actually randomly generated because you can design it to make sure the finer aspects of D&D aren't necessarily cut out.

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Introduce a parrot that follows them all game. It says random shit at times that its obviously overheard from someones conversation. Through these snippets the players should begin to realize their is some evil plan being plotted somewhere and the parrot is the key. Have them fight some epic pirate if they follow the parrot clues.


Oh and the parrot is racist af. Every 5th worth is just 'nigger'. Regardless of context.

"Raaahh...Make sure you use...NIGGER.....all three keys at once......NIGGER......"

That actually sounds like a lot of fun. I definitely have to work that in.

>really showed him
>what's this?
>i'm greentext?
>what kind of fucking loser thinks he can figure out somebody as complex as me
>i'll show them
>i'll show them all
>crack fingers
>this one's gonna be good
>but what do I say?
>no, I have no time to hesitate
>this is 10 seconds on the internet, he's probably photoshopping me on to gay porn right now
>must defend my honor
>no time for grammatical rules or proper syntax
>reiterate my comment to OP
>oh god, I must look retarded, I'm at the 15 second mark already
>sweating bullets
>"this guy's probably not gonna get laid"
>check DMs before sending message
>no responses
>no tinder matches
>do captcha and post
>that guy must be a fucking loser
>can't compare to this socialite
>sit back, arms on head rest relaxing
>saved that thread
>just another day in user's life

This is great.

Just make sure you do the parrot voice!

Maybe the parrot can be obese and wear a fedora just like op. Maybe instead of feathers he can be bald and so pale from never seeing sunlight. As the parrot is talking to ops virgin fag friends female parrots can be overheard vomiting in disgust at its pale naked body

Addled in the mine

>mfw the newfags try too hard

Oh no he is hitting to close to home. I know let's do some greentext
>I'm so smart I roll dice and watch Japan's cartoons bruiser I'm so smart and random
>troll must have no intelligence
>let's insult trolls intelligence
>troll is so addled in the mine
>go back to stroking over 1/34 scale model of Nico robin

Drogan turned to Emarosa. "I don't care if he is addled in the mine. I want to beat the snot out of him.". Emarosa the monk shook his head as there friend Luffy the Bard walk in.

"Their friend" if you are going to insult my intelligence and grammar please check your own first.

How about. all the pirates realize how shit one piece is and all stop.

>ironically copy greentext style
>miss the irony in the original comment

"Their friend" if you are going to insult my intelligence and grammar please check yours first

Oh look. summer fags.

Drogan only has an intelligence of 8, he is below average. I loaded his stats into dexterity and constitution.

kek

>is your name Dan op? You remind me of someone I know, he isn't a virgin like you though he once had sex with a 60 year old man

Mimics.
Don't forget mimics.
PJs love mimics

What use is fucking dexterity on an island there is nothing to open or climb it's fucking sand bitch.

Least with intelligence you could know that escaping from op would dramatically increase you chances at unlocking friends

Acrobatics/reflex check for avoiding some kind of quicksand trap?

Only half the time is spent on islands. The other is on ships. Dex is very useful for ship to ship fights. As well as ranged weapons. Also, just because a place is an island doesn't mean it can't have buildings or cities with structures.

Well, here go a couple of hooks for you from the top of my head:

- Party arrives on island, and as they explore, individually each member of the party starts seeing things related to their memories. Depending on how much they believe the visions, the more real and physical they become. At first the visions are mostly good, and inviting, but the more they stay on the island, the more 'deadly' they become. If they try to leave the island, the visions won't let them, manipulating their path, or trying to make them change their focus. They must uncover a mystery of a curse placed by a woman's black magic after being forgotten by her lover to break the spell.

- The players arrive on a big island. From afar they can see a large city built on top of it, covering most of the left side of the island. As they dock, they are greeted to Watergate, also known as the The Peddler's Paradise. The city seems to have been built in a mostly vertical fashion, making use of the cliff sides close to the shore, almost as if they didn't want to build the town into the inside of the island. The lower parts of the town seem to be clearly more poorer and not as well maintained as the top part of town. As the players walk around town, everyone seems to be fearful, shaking, and keeping to themselves. They also seem to be buying buckets filled with some sort of red fluid, they can spot a few people painting strange marks on their doors with that. They can hear some people on the streets showing they are selling items to help with "The Reaping". Once the natural sunlight starts to dim, you can notice everyone suddenly vanishing from the streets, and every door and window is locked. The players must find shelter somewhere until then, preferably the top levels. The mist emerges, engulfing everything in darkness. Outside, the sounds of creatures, and demented screams can be heard. Daylight comes, and everything calms. Players can leave, or solve the mystery.

Acrobatics checks to move at full speed across difficult terrain.

Or intelligence to spot the quicksand and walk around it. Instead of
>cockgargler steps on sand
>cockgargler feels minute moment in sand due to level 76 dexterity
>cockgargler leaps does 32 backflips lands on a rock safe
>cockgargler tips fedora to op and buttmunch

Have them hired as privateers/mercenaries for some country, who send them to go retrieve some weapon or information from the enemy.

You get on and off boat combat and interaction from sailing there, and they get to choose how to recover the item. Very free flowing and simple.

Nope I'm a plumber in my twenties.

Leaving you isolated from your better stated friends. Get killed by a coconut falling from tree due to waiting in shade under one waiting for them to catch up

I T S A M E M A R I O

20yr dnd player here.
new islands are cool to fuck with. I always place hybrid races on the island.
once a crewman tried the boat to the wrong trees and the entire boat was carried out by a storm. they had everything on there so they had to get another boat and ride into the storm.
I've had players thrown into slave camps on islands.
but my most fav island theme would be mirage islands just because I love fucking with players with shit that could never harm them like fairy fire.
if you ever want a random crazy person you can always use salt water.
helping people look for lost
cannibal tribes
bounties and last you can always use the threat of civilization attacking the island

To do that I would have my characters roll a perception check. Which we all know is a wisdom skill. Intelligence could offer us an investigation check. But that would only reveal you had already been snared by the quicksand.

Op here those are great ideas
>tips fedora
>removes monocles
>wipes hand with le pocket handkerchief
>lightly shakes hands
>removes antibacterial spray from back pocket
>spray hands where touched you
>wipes hands again on le pocket handkerchief
>puts handkerchief back in breast pocket of tweed blazer
>bows to superior dungeon master

And I'd use intelligence to understand the geography of the land knowing that quicksand is a highly likely part of the landscape, thus letting my less useful companions walk ahead

Does 5e not have knowledge geography?

pathfinder faggot here, sorry.

"Great idea!" Drogan says as he pushes cockgargler forward. "March." He says

Elemental archfiends come in and attack the party
Is my go to for these situations when I'm DMing

ghost island. nothing is real. players never left the boat. when they wake up from something that was not suppose to they find alien like creatures sucking on their minds.
after they are killed players at times have a hard time telling what's real and what's not real. as DM you tell them you will not tell them what's real. they must find out by interaction.

What do you mean by knowledge geography. I have never played Pathfinder.

Please with 8 intelligence you failed all your path finder exams you lack the mental capacity to remember all but the most basic of lessons
>pathfinder scouts ahead
>almost hit by 16 wheeler truck going at 70 on interstate
>autistic screeching
>guys bubba found path
>did Bubba do good
>op tips fedora
>good job bubba
>op falls in quicksand

Sentient coconut crabs with swords

monkey paw them bitches

Deck of many things is found upon an island you find
Go nuts

Op here those are great ideas
>tips fedora
>removes monocles
>wipes hand with le pocket handkerchief
>lightly shakes hands
>removes antibacterial spray from back pocket
>spray hands where touched you
>wipes hands again on le pocket handkerchief
>puts handkerchief back in breast pocket of tweed blazer
>bows to superior dungeon master

If you ever heard of dwarf fortress, there is a mechanic it has where you can download a picture of the world you created. This can be used to develope a original world and story.

I might be able to do that but they got fucked over by the deck of many things in our last campaign. Some one turned to stone, the next drew the avatar of death, the next lost their world possessions. I had fun but it went downhill fast. I will have to disgues the cards if I use them again.

Elemental archfiends are always an option if that's the case

Yeah it may be time for that. Water would be a pretty fearsome enemy since over half the crew are devil fruit users.

How about this for an idea
>in west Philadelphia born and raised
>in the basement was where I spent most of my days
>Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
>And playing some d n d outside of the school
>When a couple of trolls who were up to no good
>started making trouble in my neighborhood
>I got in one little argument and my mom got scared
>She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle on the island of Bel-Air."

Wind could cause a ruckus too creating storms

That's pretty good you can have a point of insperation

That's funny I'm doing a 3.5 campaign and my players just hit an island as well. They're hunting down a half dragon who is pretty much making a philosopher's stone but requires 300 million people to do it she doesn't plan to do anything with the stone but wear it on her neck she doesn't even need the power. They are following a NPC who is pretty much Jesus but what they don't know is that he's her Jesus this whole time they been helping him kill her but that's what she wants because she can't complete some Grand right until she dies by someone stronger than her so the Jesus dude has been creating prosperous metropolises for her and he's been training the players to become stronger than her but they believe it's for a good reason

Her grand right is pretty much her becoming Satan she found out that none of the Gods in their world are real they're just people who grew strong over time and she could become a real God if she could find three others to rule side by side with her and four people that would oppose them for all eternity. The players don't know that they are the opposers for all eternity and one of the evil Gods is actually in there partying and he is unaware that he is an evil God

>I whistled for a pirate ship and when it came near
>The license plate said "Fresh" and it had bald parrots in the mirror
>If anything I could say that this cab was rare
>But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
>yo, home to the isle of Bel-Air."

Sounds like a right snooze fest

The Jesus guy is actually afraid of what she will do once she becomes stronger than everything so while he has been helping her he has also been setting up things to stop her like all the cities their names spell out " never forget Stella" which her name is Stella. She caught on to this very early and so she decided that she would let him continue to be the hero and she would play the villian so that way she could gather people the way she wanted by making them stay from certain areas due to fear of her. The people for her sacrifice must live in a town and also they must have never seen battle in their life

Nice try bro

Don't you bro me do you even know me? That's how my bro actually died you candyass roodypoo

Op here those are great ideas
>tips fedora
>removes monocles
>wipes hand with le pocket handkerchief
>lightly shakes hands
>removes antibacterial spray from back pocket
>spray hands where touched you
>wipes hands again on le pocket handkerchief
>puts handkerchief back in breast pocket of tweed blazer
>bows to superior dungeon master

by a cult killing or being called bro?

Nope he was a lonely friendless little bastard like you. One day whilst jacking off to anime with his dice shaped anal beads up his ass he was browsing be. Made a post and user called him bro. He had never felt such love and died of a heart attack

One Piece DnD is the stupidest shit I've ever read. How can you not see what a horrible abomination this is?

oh come on. I know you're more creative than that.

I think it's fun. We have a good time.

bruh. I've seen loli and my little pony campaigns online.
if this is tops for you then you need to get over it. there is far far worse

Op here
>look green text at the troll
>you only don't like it because you are uneducated
>cries into fedora
>wipes eyes with le pocket handkerchief
>cries even more because superior dungeon master hand sweat is now in his eyes
>runs up stars
>mom the internet is bulling me again
>"stop being such a little bitch op go outside it is summertime

Nope I have low intelligence op told me

I mean does everyone get a devil fruit? How do you decide the powers? The drawbacks? What if someone doesn't want the devil fruit isn't he just a bitch compared to everyone else? How do you go through the boring shit of being on a boat all the time? Not all islands have magical shit going on. Most are just places people live and without the dramatic anime bullshit how do you even find a reason to hang around any one place?

I like monster campaigns they're really easy on players each player just picks a monster from the monster manual that are the same CR and you just start the campaign

it's Dnd man. I pray to fake God that you know the books aren't limits. they're doors.

Is devil fruit the segments of orange that ops mom serves with cookies and milk at half time in his little dragons and dungeons match?

Op here those are great ideas
>tips fedora
>removes monocles
>wipes hand with le pocket handkerchief
>lightly shakes hands
>removes antibacterial spray from back pocket
>spray hands where touched you
>wipes hands again on le pocket handkerchief
>puts handkerchief back in breast pocket of tweed blazer
>bows to superior dungeon master

i wish my mom did shit like this when we played DnD. my mother signed me up for sports and made me go to church

Sounds like a good responsible God fearing mother. I hope you treat her well and call her every week.