ITT we poorly describe movies and anons guess what movie.
Ill start :
>Be 2 lazy high niggers
>smoke dead friend
>attend Harvard
>hilarious shit
ITT we poorly describe movies and anons guess what movie
How high
>ex porn star
>do gore porn
>puss out
>get druged
>raped family
>commit family suicide
>cant see shit
>better kill myself
>oh wait
A Serbian Film
Scent of a Woman
>be guy
>get into army
>save all squad but not nignog
>get out of army
>gf is whore
Too easy... Forrest Gump
Yeah, probably the gf is whore made it too easy, try this one.
>Scientist with weird project no one gives a shit about
>Go into adventure in weird planet idk
>DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE
Yep
>eurofag in a small american town
>gets a house with some hot jailbait
>jailbait when to summer camp
>eurofag marry jailbaits mom
>jailbaits mom dies
>eurofag picks up jailbait from summer camp
>move to another town
>smash jailbait
>jailbait leaves
>eurofag found her again
>jailbait is now a milf
>eurofag kills some random cunt (the guy who help her leave, I guess)
>bookshelf being a bitch
>space, cunts.
>lose time
>become bookshelf
>bitch to yourself
>saturn, for some reason.
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Intersteller
>weird guy with a plug instead of a nose kills parents
>get weird scar
Interstellar
Harry Potter
nope
Forrest gump
>some kid grows up in the ghetto in new York
>makes friends with a bunch of wop gangsters
>makes a ton of money and starts doin cocaine
>gets arrested
>turns rat
>eats egg noodles and ketchup
>he did it his way
here's another hint that will probably give it away
>grocery store
>tanks
>Nazis
>tank tred gets disabled at crossroad
>fight
>everyone dies but main character
Not very well known, but a good movie.
Lolita.
Barstow drugs Vegas drugs motorbikes jailbait drugs, drugs
Ahhh... The Mist?
yesir
The mist
Fear and Loathing
I know, Lolita
Fury
Fury is pretty well known, nigga.
Either goodfellas or scarface. I always get those two turned around.
>kids in plane
>plane crashes in island
>fat kiddo dies
>rest of the kids get saved
A Bronx Tale?
Good job. I never hear anyone talk about it though.
>constant pinkeye
>weapons obsessive
>robs stores
>almost kills someone
>too many sequels
Good fellas was it man. Great jorb
>Be dinosaur
>Mom dies
>Totally lost
>Make friends
>Triceratops is a total bitch
>Eat super awesome leaves
lord of the thighs
>2 girls in some foreign land
>crazy doctor kidnaps them + one chink
>ass to mouth
The land before time.
Ez
>niggers form a band
>Jew manages the band, cheats on niggers money
>niggers get mad and split
>nigger dies from AIDS
Lord of the flied
The Land Before Time
The Human Centipede
>Prodigial child
>leaves home
>fights war
>stops bullets
>wins war
>guy dies
>god dies
>sexy guy dies.
>the end
Lord of the flies
Straight outta compton
>life sentence
>break out
>find treasure
>kill a guy
Straight Outta Compton
Count of Monte Cristo
The Count of Monte Cristo
probably one piece.
Bumping this. Sounds interesting.
Yep
>three beaner friends join neighborhood gang
>one of them gets shot
>all three get arrested
>a different beanr get rape
>same beaner kills rapist
>few year later
>beaner now traffic drugs throughout prison
>beaners get released
>beaners mrin some chicks
>beaner ass rapes her because that all he know how to do
>sent back to prison (not becuase of the chick)
>get killed by his own crew in prison
winrar
a whole series of movies;
>white kid wants to be cool
>learns to fight and shit
>becomes so gangster that he turns black
>doesnt give a shit about his kids
>years later
>meets kid
>kid tries to fuck the black guy up
>nope
>comes back
>black guys pal fucks kid up
>nigger commits suicide to safe his white son
>everyone sings with giant hamsters
>ALIENS
>they don't try to kill us
>still almost end up killing us
>entire plot is a time loop
Arrival?
Star Wars
Blood in blood out
> 4 firends
> train
> dead body
That last line ruined my thought that it might be Karate kid.
>shame on you for no karate kid.
Yep.
>be flying insect
>sue humans
>world gets fucked up
Stand By Me.
>friends
my bad
A Bee Movie.
Nope the beaner doesnt know he was a Chicano
Stand by me
yaaaay!
>black guy bitches about being enslaved
>one hour thirty five minutes long
>reiterates same point the entire time
>good ratings anyways
>documentary.
>want to fuck human
>purple bitch helps
>tricked
>happy ending though
Human Centipede
>go to police academy
>be undercover
>get out of police academy
>be undercover
>oh shit we're both on the other side
>everyone dies
>except marky mark
30 Years a Slave?
12 year of slave
Departed
the departed?
>join army
>sand nigs
>oh shit PTSD
>ded
>France
>rebellion
>main character was a slave
>nobody we actually give a shit about survives
bingo
>be normies
>fuck in abandoned house
>cheat on husband
>2 hard to understand
>so sad
>dementia
>old ppl die @ end
;o
Jacobs ladder
>the story of a guy looking for a piece of tail with his dog
>hot blonde girl
>Get pineapples for papa
>have short memory weird thing
The Notebook?
shot in the dark but
the notebook?
>ice
>'feminism'
>predictable plot twist
>Be president
>Job fucking sucks
>Wife is a mega bitch
>Son runs off to war
>Generals are ass
>Congress is ass
>Ow I have a huge headache
>be captain
>cargo ship
>pirates
>dead pirates
>crying captain
>sand nig on boat
>tiger
a boy and his dog?
yep
Ding
Ding
Ding
Lincoln?
Captain Phillips
adam sandler movie?
Captain Phillips
hint # 1
>hillary clinton
Life of Pi
>indestructible
>fought isis
>piranha dick
>haircuts
>girls boobs get popped by power of singing
>Life of Pi
He was a poo-in-loo, not a sand nig
life of 3.141592653589793238462
>kill two niggers who tried to steal my car
>go to jail
>little brother is a shit