I need to change myself, now. I'm getting rid of this shitty style I've plagued myself with for years. I'm growing up and want to appear more employable and hopefully a bit more attractive to the opposite sex.
Besides the dress style, which I'll be changing once I go shopping this weekend, I need to change this godawful hair. It's been long and curly and messy for as long as I can remember.
I have a hair appointment coming up in the next hour or so, and I need some advice or reference pictures for what to do in order to not look like a complete degenerate. I'd prefer it longish still, but I'm open to all suggestions.
tl;dr - growing up, changing style from lazy stoner to something a bit more casual and attractive, need hair suggestions ASAP.
Luke Thomas
dont cut ur hair u look like a sick cunt keep it man just change clothes
Zachary Barnes
Get new glasses
Hudson Sullivan
You have a nice face. Id say get it very short. But im biased. I find long hair a total turn off. But you do have a thin face so i think it would suit you to be honest. You can always grow it out again if you dont like it.
Andrew Wood
Can't tell, show us the back too?
Dominic Clark
Thanks. I've tried looking at particular styles for curly hair but I've not found anything that I like yet.
Gavin Turner
Aren't you Weird Al Yankovich's son?
Jose James
just ask the barber. he will know the best
Dominic Phillips
Howard Stern's, actually. :^)
Chase Young
No pics but, get it almost shoulder length and part it, brush your bangs behind your ears. You will look like a hippy/health fag dressed like that but a nice button up and pants and you will look like a straight shooter.
Elijah Torres
Keep the hair simple user, something not too styled so as you get used to the change you can find your own style.
Grab a couple different types of hair product and try them out. There's gels, waxes, pomade, serums. See which ones you like the look of
Anthony Allen
You could pull this off
Blake Roberts
Closest I can find
Samuel Smith
Yes you could!
Easton Johnson
>hair appointment >not going to a walk in mens barber Not gonna make it.
Jaxson Martin
>wanting to look like a hipster
Nathaniel Watson
Wash regularly and use anti frizz serum to keep it straight and smooth like that. The serum looks like a bottle of lube and is in the aisle with hair gel and stuff
Alexander Davis
Stop masturbating , cut the sugars. wait i have a copy past for this...
Dont drink the fluoridated water Grow all of your own organic food Be a healthy fit man
Do some push ups, make sure you stretch and dont injure yourself
Jaxson Long
If that's your definition of a hipster... just.. wow
Hunter Wood
Also called not looking like someone who can actually get some girls unlike you
Connor Green
That hairstyle went in to the fashion world to normalize muslims who look like that , cut a beard or dont trim it.
Robert Edwards
Reccomend you go full numale, no offense.
Shave sides of your head, cut long hair shoulder length and do man bun. try going for stubble if you cant get full beard. V neck short sleeved shirt and skinny jeans/dockers.
Chicks will dig it, employers will dig it.
Liam Sanders
I had mine similar for a while, just cant skip washing it or it looked bad
Jack Bailey
Thanks for not ripping the shit out of me. OP out.
Nolan White
wants to change hair style
>Stop masturbating
Jordan Roberts
Yea, so couldnt with multiple on and off girls though school and choosing to marry one 2 years after, I just think the meme hair sucks
Dylan Sullivan
kek
Luke Garcia
just an hero then return to posess the body of some ivy league chad... profit?
Adrian Jackson
Hm. I wear what you call 'hipster hair' probably but guess what, I look better with it than any other type of haircut I ever had. Try new stuff people, even if you think you will dislike it.
Juan Peterson
OP looks low on tets and his hair looks zinc deprived. He should stop masturbating for better hair.
David Reed
Contact lenses.
Kayden Bennett
Femanon here, have a few words of advice
I think you're pretty hot to be honest, but there's a few things I would change
I would straighten the hair, it's pretty epic but it would look a lot better if it were straight instead of curly, also you look really tall, if you slap on a solid color shirt and a jacket with some blue jeans you would look really fucking hot, I'm curious how it would all turn out, maybe even dye hair a dark black, that would be hot af
You got kik or Steam or anything? Here's a picture of me from a few years back, not much has changed.
Anthony Williams
This.
Josiah Hughes
Shave it all
Adam Morris
>Sup Forums filename 0/10
Nathan Nelson
...
Brayden Bailey
It's not even the length or anything. It's just that it's a fucking mess.
My hair is a lot longer and it's never gotten in the way of getting a job. Just brush it like at least a couple times a week.
Henry Collins
I've been masturbation 1-3 times a day for 15 years and I have thick hair that grows fast. Gay ass pseudoscience bullshit, exercise causes testosterone increase, masturbation doesn't make you effeminate, your homosexuality does you god damn queen.
Brayden Garcia
Stop talking to the autists.
Lucas Turner
What's your occupation
William Taylor
half ass viking /fa/ggots, get out
Dylan Hill
>barber Whachu want fam
>op I haven't had, short hair in forever, so Idk exactly. I do have a job interview tomorrow so make me look like I can pass
>barber Say no more
>¿¿¿ >profit
Adam James
>masturbation doesn't make you effeminate im sorry i cant hear you over the sound of HOW WRONG YOU ARE
Grayson Allen
>Thinking changing the hairstyle will make him look like this pathetic
Matthew Hall
>rises then falls drastically
I bet that guy didn't masturbate, because who honestly waits a week between? I think it goes back down naturally and you're full of shit.
Camden Anderson
alright faggot, if you still have enough hope and life to try change something, fine. Cut that gross hair, its not 1969. Go for a short manly cut. Get rid of those binoculars. Laser your Eyes, buy lenses, or at least choose some decent glasses. Suit up. You dont need a Tuxedo, a nice Shirt and Pants will do. The fuck you re doing with a Cat, you tryin to impress James Bond? Get rid of Mr. Fures, and get a German Shepard. nobody fucks around with the owner of a German Shepard. And whats that with the Chair? You think thats how an Office looks like? Dude, get some furniture.
Exercise, Exercise, Exercise.
read a book, another book, educate yourself.
And, this is important as fuck, smile, smile like you went nuts, smile like you play with noobs and have Wallhack and Aimbot. Smile like the world is yours. There you go.
Levi Lee
Why are you projecting user
Lucas Ortiz
projecting what
Blake Scott
you have a druged out hippie mom look going on
Cameron Thompson
Your autism
Adam Russell
thank me later >iFuck Tonight.com
Nicholas Wood
How do you look with a ponytail OP? id keep your hair long but start taking better care of it. Long hair works really well with mens fashion these days
Josiah Garcia
thats gay
Samuel Reyes
To add to this post: >buy a sulfate free shampoo and conditioner. Try to wash your hair as little as possible (while still showering daily obv) and look into a dry shampoo to "stretch" your clean hair another day or two. Washing your hair often makes it dry and brittle. If you are keeping up with your hygeine and diet your hair will eventually only need to be washed once or twice a week and your curls will look amazing.
Since you are already going to see a hair dresser ask them to trim off as much of the split ends as possible while preserving the length
Luke Lewis
Satan is right. Embrace the hipster style, OP.
Colton Ross
Agreed, but dont just copy numale trends. The basis behind that kind of fashion is taking care of yourself and buying clothes that fit and are well made.
Cameron Harris
Ask for zero on the sides, 1" on top, and a high fade.
Ethan Morris
Cut hair and just stop wearing black. I make fun of people like this so props for actually realizing how rediculous it looks
Brayden Ross
just get short back & sides like everyone else.
Oliver Barnes
Also if you're having trouble ask one of the employees to help you find some clothes. The female employees usually get into it
Elijah Flores
I know someone who has the exact same facial structure as you, and he also had long curly hair at one point. He realized what was up and cut that shit down short with just a few curls in the front. Get some contact lenses and then some apostle/american fighter/american eagle clothes that aren't black and you'll eligible for college qt poontang.
Landon Cox
LOL ya sureee
Aaron Diaz
KEEP THE HAIR JUST TIE IT BACK
WEAR SIMPLE SOLID EARTH TONE COLOURS THAT MATCH AND MAKE THE CLOTHES YOU WEAR SLIM FITTING.
ALSO EAT MORE, SMOKE LESS, LIFT MORE.
THANK ME IN ANOTHER THREAD A YEAR FROM NOW
Angel Mitchell
Well built, but the steam shit is way too obvious. Proper setup, but Facebook or Snapchat would have been better bait.
Ayden Long
As someone who has had a bun unironically for the past 4 years before it became a stupid fad, I haven't seen a proper bun on any "numale" prick. Everyone I've personally seen doesn't even have long hair, and looks more like a disgusting top knot.
In other words, don't do this. I'm sure the fad will die soon enough anyway.
Justin Moore
Hipster style has nothing but chubby man children wearing oversized beanies and women's pants. What the hell are you talking about?
Joshua Adams
Get a job, hippie.
Zachary Edwards
I think ur just a bit scared/used to it Everytime i change my hairstyle i peay to satan to burn me to a spoopy skelitin
..then i get a huge compliment and revise
Get it short af and ask them to style it "modern chique" I think you'd pull off hipster swagger REALLY well, just don't fall into the lifestyle/stereotypes
Brandon Rivera
P.s you're pretty handsome, glad ur joining the upper echelon my boi
Would have been a waste of good rng
Ethan Price
I'm a programmer. I don't need to look like what most people consider "presentable". I've had chest length hair for years; a solid, non-patchy long beard for around 2 years. No one cares where I work, and I've switched employers before too. Only one of them wanted me to cut my hair. I started tying it in a bun because of that several years ago and they were happy enough to stop bothering me. If you don't keep up with your hair hygiene (like someone in OP's picture), you will look disgusting regardless of whether it's short or long.
While I am risking sounding like an enlightened autist: don't conform to fads/fashions of the masses.