ITT: we poorly describe movies and other anons guess the title. I'll start

ITT: we poorly describe movies and other anons guess the title. I'll start...

>be fat fuck Nazi collaborator
>Oh fuck Heydrich just got shot
>Gotta find the fuck that shot Heydrich
>Wait, I'm the fuck that shot Heydrich?
>But I can't be the fuck that shot Heydrich
>Get everybody in Prague and they'll tell you I didn't shoot Heydrich
>Everybody in Prague says I shot Heydrich?
>My paper in my desk says I shot Heydrich?
>get shot for shooting Heydrich
>the fuck that actually shot Heydrich is shagging the professor's daughter.

>kid gets i with the wrong crowd
>vigilantes kill a child
>relates to a subculture that peaked in the 80's

That's either The Crow or TMNT

neither

Michael Cera plays a socially awkward but good looking young male who tried to win the heart of a girl.

Operation Anthropoid

superbad
even tho i dont think hes good looking lol

thank me later
>iFuck Tonight.com

>Death apple
>necrophiliac prince
>inspired every midget porno ever since.

snow white and the 7 cunts

Snow White

>I'm doing my part

>general
>asshole kills king
>asshole kills family
>i kill asshole
>asshole kills me
in order

Youth in Revolt
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
plus about 10 more lol

>cuck this guy while he's in prison
>oh shit he's out
>help rob pawn shop
>him and all my friends die
>cool jacket

This guy gets it.

This may seem like splitting hairs, but no.

Drive

you forgot the elevator scene though

That was quick. Nice.

>japan
>be white
>get jumped
>fight leader of guys that jumped me
>win
>be black

>joy
>anger
>fear
>disgust
>sadness
>rip elephant

>in biker gang
>friend gets big forehead and loses his shit
>hiroshima 2.0

karate kid

>detective has mid life crisis over failed goals
>equipment from a sleep study he's part of gets stolen
>struggle dreams
>fat man cant find his best friend
>talking dolls
>everyone's waifu is real
>giant baby eats the bad guy to save the day and turns into a woman
>woman was the waifu all along
>woman marries fat man

The end

Elephant suicide in high school

>werewolf
>vampire

>be simple farm boy
>go on trip and captured by pirate
>ok im a pirate now
>rodents of unusual size
>inconceivable

no

>named after a color
>mommy issues
>scared of vaginas
>shave eyebrows
>become Hitler

yep

Underworld
Or..
Twilight

twilight

...

Sunset, dark moon, moon in front of sun, shattering sunrise

The Princess Bride
>not referencing As You Wish

the womans plumbing is broken but she has no money so she fucks the plumber the end

Akira

>indestructible nignog
>poor cracker
>indestructible cracker wife
>no longer indestructible
>get shot

>bald man kills everyone, the movie

Hancock

Hancock

that's not a movie, they just replaced hitlers name

akira

>be badass cop
>Great life with wife and kid
>NoMoreWater.jpg
>Oh fuck
>Get in squad car and drive away
>Shit happens, meet some retard in the woods
>Bikers kill family
>No rest until revenge
>Get revenge, but fuck up leg
>Have to wear leg brace forever
>Drive forever
>Apocalypse forever

Braveheart

>be bad guy
>not bad guy
>racing
>candy
>go rogue
>want metal
>still bad guy

no

nigger

yes

Correct.

>hi i'm chinese guy
>dude cousin something frozen in ice
>kick ninja ass bitch whoo kungfu!
>end

>be spartan
>fight war
>hunchback of notre dame turns traitor
>nignog is god
>entire army dies
>make nignog bleed

Mad Max?

Wreck it Ralph

300

>be white
>curb stomp a nigger

>be British
>be wannabe neo nazi
>be unemployable dickbag
>blame pakis
>brick their houses

dude thinks he is a high level politician and untouchable
does drugs and shit
lots a suicides
fast forward a century
turns out dude was observed the whole time

Original Mad Max

correct

>Nice guy rings bells for a living
>Judge is abusive father figure
>fall in love with romani chick
>judge falls in love with romani chick
>MeaCulpa.wav
>romani to burn
>saved by nice guy
>judge falls off a building
>romani chick falls in love with blond dude

Romper Stomper?

winner

>be Japanese
>fuck daughter for money
>wife floods kitchen with breast milk

hunchback of notredamn

Oui

Sounds like a hentai.

>be alpha
>claim wife
>get cucked by bigger alpha on castle

>734624641
fuck, forgot how to greentext

a bruce willis movie

Nope, It's a proper film.

American History X

>asthmatic and young fool have a sword duel
>overconfident scrotum lmaos
>young fool wins and tries to fight the scrotum's electrical socket

Mad Max
wreck it ralph
Inside out

yea

Beauty and the Beast

Star Wars
Return of the Jedi?

>I'm a nigger who was saved by another type of nigger. Now I'm both kinds of nigger and I hate the other type of nigger in Chicago

boom

Macbeth

nope

>special mission
>all for one
>all dislike it at first
>eventually everyone agrees to do the mission
>Russian plays a German, and anyone with a brain sees this immediately
>almost everyone dies
>"tell me I'm a good man"

>Angsty SchoolShooter McBurningCross
>Ginger Hitler
>Chromdome
>UnsureOfSize McFuckedUpFace
>villains in the pile of rehashed ideas

>New York City
>my brother is my son
>mushrooms fight dinosaurs

>started with a street race
>now racing tanks vs submarines

mission impossible

Winrar

Super Mario Bros?

Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furryus?

fags and furious?

Glorious Bastards

Yes. GJ


Wrong.

Wrong

>Unlikely hero wants to fight to save China
>no one wants to let the hero do so
>unlikely hero eventually save China multiple times

Juno?

YEs

>live in town
>dictatorship
>i am arrow girl
>love baker man
>turn mass murderer

The Hunger Pains

EZPZ

The Starvation Olympics

>existential stick figure
>brain tumor
>seizures
>schizophrenia probably
>the pipe is leaking

>rich orphan
>clown
>animals
>shipped with a furfag
>im a furfag
>got a cool car

Hint: The Russian that plays the German isn't necessarily an actor... If you know what I mean.

This one should be easy.

>fight
>stuff happens
>fight
>win

Batman

Rocky

The Dark Knight Rises?