I have dwarfism, ask me anything

I have dwarfism, ask me anything

do you want some cocaine?

hows the weather down there?

Can you give me a quick run down on these two?

Post a timestamped pic of your flaccid, then erect penis.

Or else fake dwarf impostor.

Why does soldering hurt my fingers?

Do u have a wife ? Do u have kids ? And if yes do ur kids have dwarfism ? How is to fuck a dwarf girl ?

How difficult is it for you to hang yourself
Are bathtubs your pools?

is your dick small

Can I mention your dwarfism in casual conversation without offending you?

Are you Dan, and did you attend WMU?

Do you prefer 'midget' or 'McShorty ShortShit"

Get back to work, Steve

Could you grab that on the top shelf please?

Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck

Why the long face??

How many chairs are taller than you?

do u prefer to be called midget or 'little person'
the term little people would offend me more than midget. It just sounds condescending.

does walking into peoples balls all day get annoying or are you gay?

thank me later
>iFuck Tonight.com

Are you an actor?

Lets get more bitches into STEM so that workers comp companies can go out of business.

Is there a difference between dwarfism and full blown midgetness? I always heard dwarves were just a tad bigger and got super offended by being confused for a midget

>makes ama thread
>Still answered 0 questions ten minutes later

He must have gotten lost in the carpet on his way back from the fridge. Send out an APB

you can't sell horse tranquilizers to a dwarf!

Kill yourself you limbo degenerate.

How do you do?

Did you enjoy National Donut Day?