what should I do, b? I need weird ideas.
took this timestamp about 20 mins ago, but got sidetracked.
dubs = another pic
what should I do, b? I need weird ideas.
took this timestamp about 20 mins ago, but got sidetracked.
dubs = another pic
Get that dick hard.
it's sleeping
Stick something in your dick
Change your diet and exercise.
Oh boy. OP must be happy that was trips and not dubs.
reroll for putting something sharp inside your cock
Try to give yourself testicular torsion
rereroll
next person who gives me some initials, I'll write it on my foot, wherever they like, and send a pic.
say: up to 3 letters + where on foot
STAB YOUR DICK WITH A PEN
Probably, he's certainly a lazy fuck. Rolling for diet and exercise again.
Take a fucking shower....
Boom, suck a dick op. get your fucking running shoes on.
Stab your dick with a pen so you dont have to go on a diet
Sue your parents.
on what grounds?
...
You ugly sir.
Please leave.
thank me later
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Can you draw a smiling face on the end of your cock?
sure one sec
jerk off to pics of your mom
re rolling
re re rolling
eat your shit
Punch yourself in the nuts. Not insanely rough, but enough to inconvient your life for a few minutes and leave a red spot for pic
swallow your own cum
...
cum
...
Mutilation.
I wish that smiling cock was punching its way into my tight willing arse.
it's not much of a fighter
Get you cock nice and hard...
bite your dick off
I agree with this guy, roll.
anything unrealistic only trolls yourself since it obviously wouldn't be done.
get your cock real hard
show your face with timestamp
It's fucked up how sad your dick actually looks. I legitimately see sorrow expressed through body language, that false smile is fooling nobody.
Cook a meal just to throw it on your crotch and balls.
Ramen, spaghetti or ravioli
Put somo nice woman clothes on
lol
Send the smiling cock photo to the first 10 contacts on your phone.
Take a pic outside with your dick out
I'd like to see a thread like this again.
Do you have any boot polish? If so can you polish your dick so its blackface.
Winrar!!!
You sir are my hero for today
Two trips and a dubs. Do it, OP.
Faggot
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