What should I do, b? I need weird ideas

what should I do, b? I need weird ideas.

took this timestamp about 20 mins ago, but got sidetracked.

dubs = another pic

Get that dick hard.

it's sleeping

Stick something in your dick

Change your diet and exercise.

Oh boy. OP must be happy that was trips and not dubs.

reroll for putting something sharp inside your cock

Try to give yourself testicular torsion

rereroll

next person who gives me some initials, I'll write it on my foot, wherever they like, and send a pic.

say: up to 3 letters + where on foot

STAB YOUR DICK WITH A PEN

Probably, he's certainly a lazy fuck. Rolling for diet and exercise again.

Take a fucking shower....

Boom, suck a dick op. get your fucking running shoes on.

Stab your dick with a pen so you dont have to go on a diet

Sue your parents.

on what grounds?

...

You ugly sir.
Please leave.

thank me later
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Can you draw a smiling face on the end of your cock?

sure one sec

jerk off to pics of your mom

re rolling

re re rolling

eat your shit

Punch yourself in the nuts. Not insanely rough, but enough to inconvient your life for a few minutes and leave a red spot for pic

swallow your own cum

...

cum

...

Mutilation.

I wish that smiling cock was punching its way into my tight willing arse.

it's not much of a fighter

Get you cock nice and hard...

bite your dick off

I agree with this guy, roll.

anything unrealistic only trolls yourself since it obviously wouldn't be done.

get your cock real hard

show your face with timestamp

It's fucked up how sad your dick actually looks. I legitimately see sorrow expressed through body language, that false smile is fooling nobody.

Cook a meal just to throw it on your crotch and balls.

Ramen, spaghetti or ravioli

Put somo nice woman clothes on

lol

Send the smiling cock photo to the first 10 contacts on your phone.

Take a pic outside with your dick out

I'd like to see a thread like this again.

Do you have any boot polish? If so can you polish your dick so its blackface.

Winrar!!!

You sir are my hero for today

Two trips and a dubs. Do it, OP.

Faggot

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