Hey goys newfag here

hey goys newfag here
got a losing virgnity story
long but worth it imo

>be me last year
>17yo
>virgin, desperate to make that change, more for experience than anything
>doesn’t drink or smoke but does lsd very often for some fucking reason
>at party one night
>start speaking to cute-ish girl, 7/10 if dressed right
>adds me on fb next day
>hmmmm.jpeg
>decide to graft it
>start messaging her, talk on the regular for a couple weeks
>meet up one day for lunch
>a little awkward, but I can tell she’s inexperienced with this shit like I am
>meet up again
>things are going good until one day she makes some joke about her nose being huge like a pterodactyl’s
>now I can’t fucking unsee it oh no

continue?

sure, i'm down with a greentext story

>the more I browse her social media the less attractive she becomes
>reach the point pretty quickly where I am not attracted to her at all
>decide that I gotta stick this one out and lose my virginity
>rationalise the situation by telling myself she’s just a practice run for the real shit to come
>only now do I realise that there is a two-yr age difference between us
>fuck.jpeg
>now she’s even less attractive
>realise she’s the same age as my younger sisters
>fuckfuckfuck.jpeg
>still gotta do this for the greater good though
>grit my teeth and keep acting normal
>one day she tells me she’s interested in trying lsd
>she knows I do it a fair bit and wants me to do some with her
>okaycool.jpeg
>she tries real hard to find a free house where we can do it this weekend
>eventually settles on her grandparents’ house because they are out for the weekend
>asks her parents if she can stay there with her friend
>they say yes

fingers r going as fast as possible

>stupidly hot and humid Friday afternoon, I catch the train with her to her grandparents’ house
>bag’s packed w condoms, ready to go
>so hot that they think there might literally be a power outage bc of so many people using their AC units at once
>she makes me wait out of view because there’s a really nosy neighbour who would call police/grandparents if anyone went into the house
>I have a premonition that this is going to be a problem later that night for some reason
>eventually make it inside after a few close calls
>can finally relax
>she gets us a drink
>I get us the tabs
>she asks how much acid she should do
>I say she should start with 75 micrograms
>I say I’m gonna go with 300 micrograms so I can look like a bigman.jpeg
>nervous because this is more than I’ve done in the past
>mfw she invites her best friend over “to chill”
>I fucking hope she does not intend for this to go where I think it is going because her friend is a fucking 4/10 maximum
>also losing one’s virginity on 300 mcgs of acid while in a threesome sounds tough
>she obviously sees my expression and giggles
>”I’m not that kind of girl user”

just fucking do it mate. sex aint the greatest thing ever, the sooner you stop with this illusion the better.
careful for her getting clingy though, specially if shes ugly

>as soon as her friend arrives we drop
>check clock, time is 6pm
>half an hour later, the acid kicks in with a fucking vengeance
>I start getting really paranoid about girl’s pterodactyl nose
>swear I can see it getting longer and bonier but just brush it off
>things are going alright until friend says she’s buying pills of some cunt who lives in the next suburb
>friend is nervous and wants me and girl to accompany her
>neither of us are in any state to participate in a drug deal but we reluctantly go anyway
>as we sneak out, all three of us forget about the nosy neighbour
>we hear a porch light come on and a garage door start to come up
>we fucking sprint away
>really hard to tell if she’s seen us
>all this really intense stuff happening around me is starting to affect my trip
>getting really anxious and out of it

yeah nah that was my mentality to, get it over and done with

>catch taxi to next suburb
>meet up with these really dodgy cunts, mullets, air max, nautica caps, etc.
>swear one of them eyes me up but it’s really hard to tell in my state
>catch taxi back
>almost forget about neighbour again, but remember just in time
>thankful.jpeg
>as we’re scampering across the street, the girl says she saw the neighbour stare out the window at us
>I can’t tell if it’s part of the trip though so I ignore it
>now we have to jump the fence and cut through the garden
>the acid’s hitting it’s peak now, so I’m almost in another dimension
>the girl and her friend get through no problem, go inside
>I literally get lost in a 2m by 2m patch of garden
>get tangled in thorns, start freaking out thinking I can’t even see the house anymore
>10 minutes passes before girl and her friend come out and ask whatthefuckimdoing
>they get me unstuck and we go inside
>finally feel like I can relax

no problem, i'm a slow reader

>then I remember that neighbour might have seen us and get freaked out about her calling the cops or something
>it’s a solid half hour again before I calm down and realise cops aren’t coming
>9pm, acid is in full swing.jpeg
>friend does pills, both of them start chatting away
>I’m still in my own little world so I just read wikipedia
>wasteofanacidtrip.jpeg
>eventually come across page for the serial killer John Wayne gacy jr.
>decide not to read it bc it could freak me out again
>mfw I read the whole fucking thing and now know more about him than I wanted to
>after this is start to see demonic shit in my peripheral vision

>want to lose virginity
>take 3 doses of acid

>eventually friend decides to leave
>now I can get my game on, even thought I am tripping balls and probably not emotionally ready in this state to be touching vag for the first time
>I thought I had the girl’s nose under control but after the friend leaves it looks like a fucking small boat sail on her face
>on top of this, because she’s the same age as my sister she starts to look vaguely like my sister
>in other words fucking her will be the single hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in my entire life up to this point
>at 9:30 or thereabouts, we just cuddle on a bed watching shit on youtube
>her hands start wandering

gotta impress the ladies with your acid-taking ability

>she initiates with a kiss, we make out, clothes come off
>surprisingly, despite her looking like my sister and with a goddamn mountain for a nose, I manage to get hard (probably because her body was still very attractive)
>moment of truth
>I fiddle around in my bag for the condom
>gotit.jpeg
>now I’d practiced putting on condoms before this, but on 300 micrograms of lsd the condom was fucking incomprehensible to me
>I must have been fiddling with it for a solid 30 seconds before she said I could go in raw as long as I pull out
>okaycool.jpeg

>excited but now also nervous that she’ll get pregnant from my precum or something
>on top of everything else, she starts looking bloated now because of this
>I’m still hard though
>she gets on top, grabs it, ready to stick it in
>I’m ready for the best feeling of my life
>aaaaand.jpeg
>nothing
>she’s riding and moaning and I can barely feel a thing
>after a few minutes of me just being really confused I finally realise that I actually wasn’t that hard at all
>by this point I was near flaccid
>turns out that it’s almost impossible to maintain an erection when someone who could be your sister with a facial deformity about 5 months pregnant is riding you (unless that's your thing)
>I stop her and tell her I’m not hard

>she looks down at me
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>I try to get hard again
>mfw I get so focused on just jerking my flaccid dick that I forget where I am because of the acid, and proceed to do it for about 3 minutes while she just stares, to no avail
>I mumble something and go to the bathroom
>stand in front of the mirror and think about porn or something
>start getting hard again but then I remember who I’m sposed to be fucking
>lose it
>can’t get it back
>I walk out and tell her that maybe the 300 micrograms was a bit too much for me and that lsd can sometimes prevent erections
>pulled this fact out of my ass but it actually turned out to be true

>she looks real sad and I feel real bad for her
>tell her it’s not her it’s me
>neither of us believe this, she knows full well she’s the reason I can’t get hard
>we go back to cuddling, still nude because it’s so fucking warm
>we both eventually space out, and I just get really lost staring at the wall
>we’re both so fucked that neither of us notice the front door being opened down the hall
>her mum walks in
>apparently the neighbour did call someone
>the mum stares, shocked, at my penis copied up to her daughter’s leg
>she has never even met me
>she freaks out and just drives away

haha ok NOW its interesting

>girl is freaking the fuck out
>I try to calm her down
>I tell girl to tell her parents I’m just a gay friend
>genius.jpeg
>mydickonherlegwasjustafriendlynonsesxualthing.jpeg
>she’s now also angry at me for this tarded suggestion
>we just kind of sit there for a few minutes more, still in the nude
>we hear a car pull up outside
>a man storms out and down the driveway
>”oh fucking Jesus Christ it’s my dad”
>ohfuckingjesuschristit’sherdad
>her dad is super conservative greek and has actually threatened to hit other members of the family on multiple occasions
>I’m just as fucking scared as her now

stick w it

Ok now you need to type faster

>I race to get on my clothes, still tripping really fucking hard
>grab bag
>I get out the back door as the dad comes in the front door
>I hear yelling from the house
>wherethefuckishe
>oh lord no
>sprint down the garden path to the side-entrance bush
>realise I have to go back through it and over the fence
>grit my teeth and walk forward
>get stuck

*intensifies*

>can’t get stuck gotta keep moving
>thorns everywhere but I keep moving
>dad obviously realised I’d gone out the back door
>I turn back to see him power walking up the path with his phone torch
>he spots me and fucking SPRINTS towards me
>catches up because I’m lost in the goddamn thorn forest
>he grabs my hand and screams something in greek
>starts trying to kick me
>freaking the FUCK out
>I give one last almighty struggle and break free
>jump the fence
>sprint up the street
>there is a fucking police patrol car driving past me in the direction of the house
>did the neighbour call the cops???
>go to train station
>hide out until my train comes
>thank the fucking Holy Spirit I didn’t die tonight
>spend the rest of my night and acid trip shivering and pretty much sobbing from fear as I kept seeing so much scary shit
>surprised I didn’t get ptsd or something

>next day I get message from girl
>”that was fun”
>what
>I feed her some bullshit about how I realised I just wasn’t really ready for a relationship
>never speak to her again, block her on all social media
>pray to god I never run into her again at a party or anything
>have been trying to forget that this ever happened

end of story

Does that count as losing your virginity?
(great story btw)

Bumping for exposure

definitely not going to consider it as such, i lost my virginity proper (not on acid this time) about 2 months later

I feel bad for her

why she could have not used hardcore mindbreaking drugs as a pretense to have sex with a dude whos clearly out of her league and has no reason to give a shit about her

cuck

that was a good story op
i feel bad for her though
(her father being greek explains the nose though)

i feel bad for her too a bit but in those later weeks she was really fucking irritating so it's hard for me to stay sympathetic

Fuck OP couldn't you have the balls to explain yourself? Blocking her with no explanation when it's your actual problem is pretty harsh.

i bitched out but i can live with it

>he grabs my hand and screams something in greek

The kind of immigrants who do this are so fucking retarded. Like what do you expect the other guy to reply to you. Fucking degenerate.

I'm also Greek, by the way.