The perfect manager doesn't exi-

The perfect manager doesn't exi-

>manager

the guardiola of the 2010s

>I rank Zidane

>irate sedancasesa

>facebook memes

>perfect
>no hair

>low test chink who thinks ladyboy jpop twinks are manly

Kek

t. Baldbert McBaldy

>Being a male and caring about hair

It's okay to be gay. Im sure you make yourself look pretty and cute with all that hair styling products lol. Want me to get your hair straightener and shove it up your ass while I fuck you, twinkboi? I can pull on your girly fluffy hair lol

Very gay post there friendo.

>I don't care about hair
>that's why I tell men whose hair roots don't commit genetically induced sudoku in their twenties that they have no testosterone
Sure, Baldur.

I can lube your cute twinkboi butthole with your hair wax if you pull off that emma watson short hair look lol. Im sorry if I fuck you too hard since my high test keeps me active for way too long :^)

>/fit/ memespeak
>is homo

Pottery.

All that estrogen in your scalp turns me the fuck on. After I do my workout, you better get that faggot boipucci ready twinkboi ;)

>Sup Forumseddit memes

Zidane is a bigger fraud than Pep. Tactically he has no idea what he's doing most of the time and just gets saved by having the best team in the world.

list 3 excellent 90 minute performances since zidane has been there

protip;; you cant

*inherits strongest team in the world at the peak of their careers*
*gets bailed out by a last minute tap-in*
*wins the CL without having to face Barcelona or Bayern*
*wins the league in a year when Messi is having injury problems*

>mfw Zidane goes to Man City after poop and is exposed more than a drunk cam whore

>mfw zidane is being rated as a manager near me

le copy rafa's notes man

Viera's city's next manager

The 3-0 against atleti is the only match that impressed me

t. Calvo Fatardo

>tfw conte is only a good manager because he was bald like zizou

And by the looks of it, he lost his powers after getting hair

Looked way better bald