I'm sick of living with my mother. I need my own place.
She has fucking OCD and nothing is good enough for her.
She constantly moves shit 30-40 times all around the house.
If you shower here, getting the rug wet is a problem, getting the floor wet is a problem.
She is also a narcissistic, fat piece of shit with low IQ that attempts to mock me and put me down.
19, M, US.
How can I get a house, ASAP?
work
You can't get a house ASAP. how fucking stupid are you? get a job and go to school. k bye now
basically find a job move in with a friend etc girl w/e do something with your life. find a new hobby w/e man move foward.
same fag
NYPA also you're probably gonna get b& summerfag
if you're gay you can shack up with an older guy (sugardaddy) who will pay for everything for you. shame you're not a chick, so much easier if you are.
or you could kill your mom and inherit her place
How does one find a sugardaddy when under 21? Any tips?
kill
You're a great mother.
I have a job
You are a fucking retard
Don't they sell shacks or cabins or small ass houses or something?
Been here for years. I was here when I was 13, faggot.
Straight
You don't go straight to your own house. Get a shitty apartment with some roommates first like everyone else.
Sugar daddy doesn't care if you're straight or not
Look online OP should be easy
I do not want an apartment.
what country / state are you in? are you anywhere near a big city?
a lot of people will never be able to afford a home. get yourself an apartment with roommates if you need out ASAP
literally just go to the gay bar and talk to people. It's more likely to be successful if you're
Southern US.
.no one does. cocky little teen millennial thinks he's entitled to a house a year after graduating? lul get a job and an apartment and you'll be enjoying your newfound freedom in no time
Worried about being v& for past Kik blackmail, account cracking and other fuckery.
If you lived on your own already like an adult instead of at your parent's house like a giant child you'd know to compromise. What fuckin 19 year old thinks they're ready to buy a house?
craigslist > rooms & shares
That's about the level you're operating at right now.
Don't think I'm entitled to shit.
I just want a permanent place to live now.
And I can't deal with roommates
(sweating, reeking balls, no social skills.)
it's about compromise bro. you have to be realistic. either get a job and a roommate, or you're stuck with your mom til you can afford to get out on your own with no roommate.
I also never wanted a roommate and went with the 2nd option myself. I lived with my mom until I was around 23 or so. Didn't move out til I got promoted and was making more than her.
Sorry this is the real world, you don't always get exactly what you want. Or maybe you will, but you'll need to wait for it/earn it first.
Also, I saw sugardaddies mentioned above. sugarmamas exist too. you just have to be willing to bone an older lady and be somewhat cute for that to work out
You're 19, nothing about you is permanent. Are you even done with school yet? A cheap apartment is the best move without question. Whining because you want something ridiculous instead is the definition of entitled. I'm not too sure you're mature enough to be on your own at all, really.
If you can afford it, just rent a 1 bedroom without the roommates. If you're dead set on buying a house still (a stupid idea, still saying) there's no reason you can't look for one while living in the apartment.
I'm assuming you have no real credit history, no real work history, and minimal income, because you're 19. You will never find a 'permanent home' worth shit. That's why kids your age don't look for a place to live forever.
And what if you can't get an apartment in the future from past sexting? Hmmm
what does that even mean? did you send dick pics to all the landlords in your town?
Literally what the hell are you talking about? I don't think you've even looked for one.
Exes and current gf.
Worried about it.
I was worried about v& long before this.
Do you have a criminal record?
And what about renting an apartment do you even think will expose you?
And why do you think buying a house is safer?
This is nonsense.
Your working knowledge of the world is like 13 year old-tier. You can't handle a house. Just stay with your mom until you grow up some more. I'm out of this thread.
No.
Years ago, I hacked Netflix accounts.
Stole them and changed the passwords.
Did this 4 or 5 times.
Sexted sluts and sluts would sometimes sext me without me asking.
I don't think either.
I just want a new place to live where I can keep my stuff at and live in.
Okay, cool.
Do not care.
Landlord: Can I help you, miss?
Ex: Uh, yes. My female intuition is tingling. I have to assume you've recently received a tenant application from a "Mr anonymous". You CANNOT lease to this man. Here is a dickpic he sent me a few years ago. Thank you, that is all.
Landlord: With the evidence presented, I see exactly why I can't rent a room to him. Looks like he'll have to stay with his mother forever or buy a house straight cash since dickpics don't work against houses, only apartments.
DUDE SAAMMEE
Being v& has nothing to do with this.
That is a side note.
How do you crack 'em? I've been really looking forward to learn, do you know some sites?
Exodus (Darknet)
HiddenAnswers (Darknet - Hacking/Malware/Tech)
answerstedhctbek onion
I have doxxed people, sexted bitches, blackmailed people on Kik from the Kik threads, hacked shit, impersonated people on porn sites and sent thousands of dollars in dildos to people.
Literally what the fuck does that have to do with getting an apartment
Get a job. Find roommates.
Nothing.
Just a second unrelated thing
Okay
not a thing. he just really wants us to agree with him that he doesn't need an apartment and should shoot straight for a house, even though that's unrealistic
If I get v& I can't get an apartment though
If you aren't me, shut up.
You have no clue why I brought that up.
Tl;dr: dunno if ill get v& in my future.
and how does that change if you go after a house instead of an apartment? Why am I still trying to figure out your point? You're clearly retarded. Buckle up, it'll probably be awhile before your mom dies and you get that house
Are you dumb?
It has nohing to do with it.
But, If I get v&, I will not be allowed to get an apartment.
Let me spell it out for you.
Past shit = vanworthy
Worried I will be vanned in the future.
I won't be able to get an apartment in the future if I am.
I want to know how to get a house.
Plus, I'm sick of living with this cunt so I want a house ASAP.
We were very straightforward and realistic with you. A little surprising coming from Sup Forums. but yeah, you got all the answers you needed. now go get a job.
alright let me spell it out for you then.
you're 19, No one in their right mind will approve you for a mortgage. which means,
You cannot get a house unless you already have a few hundred thousand dollars saved up, even a shitty one.
This past shit is not "vanworthy" are you worried that you techincally sent CP? police dont give a shit about 15 years olds sexting each-other. and a couple hacked netflix accounts is petty crime shit.
You MIGHT be able to afford rent in an apartment with other people
You WILL have to get a job to do it
You NEED to grow the fuck up and learn some shit about how the world works because you seem to have no fucking clue.
Noted
Also noted, far worse than that but alright.
Thanks