Let's say you wake up tomorrow, only to quickly realize you are the last human left on the planet...

Let's say you wake up tomorrow, only to quickly realize you are the last human left on the planet. Every single human has mysteriously vanished. You will never know where they went or why. Maybe they were abducted by aliens, maybe they were sucked into an inter-dimensional void... it doesn't matter what happened. All that matters is that you're the only one left.

Bear in mind that the majority of power plants will shut down without maintenance, save a few places. This also means the Internet will quickly disappear, as without power the machines that maintain said complex network will quickly die.

So what do you do, as the last human in existence?

Please provide a detailed plan regarding what your intentions would be from the moment you become the last human to your eventual death, natural or otherwise.

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Without constant maintenance, nuclear power plants would all melt down within days. So you're fucked. Nothing to do. I guess go around and let as many animals that are trapped in houses out so they at least have a chance to survive. It's as good a legacy is anything.

Most reactors have fail safes that do not require intervention. So no, they will not "melt down" even chernobyl had fail safes that were DELIBERATELY fucked with. It's very difficult for that to happen.

Best thing to do would be to find sources of clean water, food and shelter. You will likely need to find a way to arm yourself because you'll likely need to protect yourself from wild life that will then move into every previously human inhabited area.

You'll need transportation and a way to store fuel on board. That means either going car to car, or getting a truck loaded up with as much fuel as can be carried. Along with supplies.

At that point just try not to go insane. The biggest enemy after this point will be yourself.

1. Move north so I only have to deal with snow, or tornadoes.
2. Pick a spot close to a major city. As the last person, I don't have to worry about roving gangs, so I can take my time raiding stores for non perishables. A major city should have an ample supply of medicine.
3. Major cities are likely to have green initiatives/ solar panels, so I'd at least enjoy a little remnant of civilization.
4. Hopefully near a college campus so I can raid the dorms for panties to sniff and jack off in.

1. That should be move north so I only have to deal with snow, and not tornadoes or hurricanes

You would not survive the winter. Resources would be limited. The cold will get you or a major snow storm will entrap you in your dwelling.

I'd go south to be honest. Trust me when I say this, i'm from the north. It gets FUCKING COLD here. With no access to natural gas or electricity you will be fucked unless you start chopping enough wood in the fall to tide you through the winter.

Not. Fucking. Worth. It.

1. Travel to Hidden Leaf Village
2. Fight with Naruto but let him live
3. Fcuk Sasuke cuz hes a bitch
3. Become Hokage
4. Fuck Sakura and dat blind girl
5. Believe it!

kill myself, too easy man

I think your best bet is to head south to the near the equator and settle in there. At least you can grow food and hunt.

Of course it depends on which continent you are starting out. Resources are plentiful near the equator... just not TOO near the equator.

After awhile id probably go crazy and molest a lot of animals. Just think no humans or porn for a few years you'll give in i definitly would. Cute little critters would just start looking more attractive day by day until you break and do something to them.

I'd move into the white house and launch all the nukes. Then I would steal a rocket from nasa and fly to the moon. Then I would repopulate the moon because earth is fucked

1. Raid everywhare
2. Get Blind drunk
3. Repeat

But if there's nobody there to own anything, are you really raiding anything? Or are you just taking what is naturally yours at that point? You've inherited the earth and it's resources at that point.

Since I'm a girl I would go to a sperm bank to start repopulating the earth

shit, the case of a girl being the last one is interesting...

Yeah but without anyone to help you give birth, would you survive the first one? Pretty huge gamble at that point me thinks.

Drive down to Ft. Lauderdale with my favorite fishing pole in tow. Set up camp and live in peace and quiet the rest of my days.

I would move from quebec( winter, that goes to -40 celcius, would die in a few weeks) to somewhere hot, probly florida since its only 24h drive. find a nice place and modify it to run with generators, with all the fuel I could scavenge I would have enought to have electricity until I pass away. Then go gather a lot of non perishable supply and water, then do whatever the fuck I want since im the fucking king of the earth now. Oh I almost forgot, I would get some baby tiger or lion and random fuckin awsome baby animal from a zoo liek a fuckin girrafe and raise them with me, I AM THE APLHA MALE OF THE PACK

I'd move to the Hoover dam and watch lake mead fill up to the top. Then I'd blow it up and watch just for fun.

as someone who lives in northern WI I would advise NOT to since winters are a bitch but animals are plentiful

And uh, where would you go about getting the launch codes and/or defeating the dead mans switches? (two man switches required) They don't bake those fail safes in for nothing.

Does it matter? Just take all the shit man.

Your plan is line

Steal some food, wait no, borrow some, no they're not coming back are they, or they might do I mean... They've gone now but it's not impossible that they'll come back, still I should use the correct terminology while they're away I guess...

Proceed to argue with self until die of starvation in an unlooted supermarket.

Do you think nobody lived in "The North" before gas or electricity? You retarded twat.

Except you'd immediately be mauled by the first animal you found. But they'd likely have died in their enclosures by the time you reached them anyway... nobody to feed them and all.

Getting to florida would also be problematic since you'd have nowhere to fill up. You'd be car hopping quite a bit.

And then there's them gators...

Since I have feels for someone I guess hit the booze for a week or so and get those out and I guess explore and fly planes and shit no need to be detailed I'll just start destroying shit because I'd be bored maybe hit up the near by morgue for some poon

OP Here.

I initially had a huge plan written out, but it was too long to post, so I'll try to paraphrase it to the best of my abilities:

Step 1) Ensure my survival. Find a safe place to live, consistent source of food and clean water, stockpile entertainment, maintain electricity to my home (probably with a generator or solar panels), all the basic survival shit. In addition to general entertainment like books and DVD's, I'd also try to find material that is interactive, so as to keep myself sane.

Step 2) Acquire knowledge. I'd read as many books in the years I am left alive, and hopefully expand my understanding of the universe as well as the now extinct human species.

Step 3) Write an autobiography over my life and experience as the last man on earth, as well as provide a reflection of everything humanity accomplished, as well as all of our mistakes. Then provide advice for potential future civilizations.

Step 4) Take all books I have as well as autobiography, and especially books over linguistics that may provide a way for future civilizations to translate the material, and find the best way to keep said material safe and preserved for as long as is physically possible.

Step 5) After preserving said autobiography and books, I'd pack up my shit and just travel everywhere I can think of until I die. Hopefully by that time I'll be able to die content not only with the knowledge I acquired in that time, but with the awareness that maybe, just maybe, a future civilization may be able to learn from the mistakes of my species.

get some food and fun shit I can do for myself and wait for my time i guess

(ignore vid, it's to onlyersion of the song I could find on yt)
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>future civilizations
>last human left
>what are you gonna fuck the neighbor dog?

No, you dildo. I lived here my whole life. You have no idea how difficult it is to winter here without modern equipment and shit to help you.

Your first few days you'd be cursing yourself for being such a retard to pick up north in -35 weather with no god damned heat and now you have to go out in that weather and chop up logs for 20 hours because you're stupid.

Oh and those logs will only last you a few weeks because logs don't last long on the fire. You'd go through many cords of wood in a short while and be pissed off at all the energy you have to piss away to live in the north.

It's resources you aren't counting there champ. They aren't free. You have to work your fucking ass off to survive here without the help of anyone else.

drink an endless supply of alcohol while I read any book I want and listen to music all fucking day.

why can't this happen?

Are you suggesting that it's impossible for another species to evolve intelligence on par with humanity?

I said you're the last human alive, not the last living thing. Why is it far fetched to think another species would eventually arise and build a civilization? It may not be anywhere near what we imagine it to be, but I'm sure there'd be at least some fundamental similarities.

Steps 2-5 are a complete waste of time. By the time another species evolves to intelligent life any media you created would be dust.

I live in northern WI and my fireplace and little wood stove to heat our porch (enclosed) and I go through at least 8 cord of wood (November to march sometimes April depending on how long the winter is) to whoever thinks they're gonna make it up north is fucking retarded stay south WI summers are hot humid anyway (summer is 3 months, fall is 2, and winter is 6 and spring is the few weeks in may) if you plan on doing this your summer is gonna chopping wood and preparing for winter (also we had fucking snow May 1st)

In millions of years, yes. The mutation that caused our brains to grow and for opposable thumbs and such took a LONG fucking time to evolve. However, even in the best case scenario human lifetimes are generally

Maybe you're not accounting for the fact that I'm exponentially less faggot than you. Your father must haved regretted having such a lazy ass piece of shit son who complained about doing the work of men.

Dick.

Perhaps.

I'm not familiar enough with methods of preserving objects to know what the best method would be, nor do I have any idea what the most optimistic estimations for the preservation of said material would be.

I'd still read into it at the very least on the off-chance that there is some remote possibility, and if there is even a slight chance that I do something, anything really, to keep it preserved for a tremendously long period of time, I'd take the shot to do so.

Even if everything I read suggests there is no possible method of preservation that would work to keep said material intact long enough for a future civilization to discover it, I'd still want to learn everything I can before I die, I'd simply skip over the step of preserving it.

Exactly. Fuck living up here if there's no civilization. The odds are most people would be stone cold dead up here by themselves.

Even most survivalist types would find themselves in the fight of their fucking lives up here every winter just to get through it. In fact, without the support of other people, i'd say it's god damned near a fools errand to try to live here in winter.

Best go to somewhere more hospitable where you can still tend a garden through the winter and gather resources and hunt. You'd have to worry about water born illness but other than that there's plenty to forage over winter.

Drive fast cars
Do drugs
Play vidya
Bullet to the dome

Houston doesn't look much different now

Hahahahaha you're fucking adorable. You likely have approximately zero experience living up in this sort of weather or camping in winter. Hahahaha you poor sweet child. You think you'll just be all manly living up here through the winter by yourself. Hahahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You are a fucking hoot.

The cold don't care how tough you are. You could be a combination of arnold shwarzenagger, bear gryls and some other hero type combined and you'd still get frost bite on your cock the first time you went to go take a piss in the middle of a snow storm.

#1 Go to Mercedes dealership, take nicest Airstream Sprinter available.
#2 Stockpile gasoline in Sprinter like a mofo while the power is still on.
#3 Access Internet while still available, archive relevant Wikipedia and wikiHow articles.
#4 Drive to Portland, ME (Abundant fresh river water, very low pollution, I can deal with cold)
#5 Set up Airstream in parking garage, move between levels depending on weather and season.
#6 Salvage mad solar panels, get constant flow of electricity, Savage weapons enough that wild animals aren't a problem
#7 Set up rainwater collection using roof and stairwell, collect mind numbing amount of non perishables
#8 Go get more sprinters for parts. Go get RAV4 hybrids for expeditions.
#9 Figure out how to extract gas from stations without power.
#10 Load up hybrids with gas cans, start epic quest to locate copy of every classic game ever
#11 Bring games and systems back, amass world record collection, play games by day and music by night in order to not lose mind.
#12 Compose epic novel over lifetime about life as it was and what I had learned for aliens to find
#13 Die of old age
#14 Find it what it was all about, and why I had to live as I did
#15 Finally start to remember my baby daughter, forgotten so many years ago to prevent me from killing myself
#16 Traverse the edge of reality and afterlife using what I learned in living, defy all logic and reasoning and find her
#17 Hug her and tell her everything is going to be okay. Daddy's home

oh shit I forgot about plants...goodluck you have 4 months to plant and harvest...plus anyone down south can't fucking drive on a snow dusting but if you're from up north the road could be covered in snow and drive just fine

Id fly to Africa and become the supreme leader there.

Several millions? Likely. More than a billion? Not as likely

The last common ancestor of humans and chimpanzees is estimated to have split roughly 13 million years ago. This indicates that the disparity in intelligence between humans and chimpanzees is one that evolved in a relatively short period of time.

I personally believe that it would be some kind of descendants of chimps, orangutans, or gorillas, that would ultimately give birth to a new civilization. Of course, there are a number of circumstances that could arise potentially inhibiting said development, but I still think you're overestimating the time it would take for another species to evolve. As I said, members of the homo genus intelligent enough to have developed self-awareness have only been alive for a very short span of time. Considering there are many other intelligent species alive today, I really don't think it would take as long as you think.

All humans, but me vs niggers and muslims? I'm dead in 5 minutes

free all the animals at the zoos
smash millions of windows because its fun
go around opening/smashing open peoples front doors to make sure peoples pets can escape

spend my days wandering around streets naked, feeding off of strawberry farms, smoking fattys, driving ferraris, doing all manner of stupid things.
probably play a tonne of videogames tbh.

Yep. But just imagine no snow trucks up here after a snow storm. Whole swaths of land would be impassable during winter. No access to main roads, or any road for that matter.

Imagine 5 feet of snow covering every road... hahahaha this one guy is a hoot. He thinks he wouldn't get stuck out there like a knob and die of exposure somewhere. Jesus, some people man.

You probably shouldn't visit where I live then. Might be a tad too chilly for you up here. Dad was right...it's the pussificatuon of the American male that will doom America.

Probably find a nice solar setup and then spend the rest of my natural life doing drugs and watching every movie man ever made. Maybe play some Vidya. OD when I get sick of it all.

>Implying that black people and Muslims aren't humans

This thread was made for the purpose of conducting a fun thought experiment, not your blatant racism based on bullshit pseudoscience.

yeah but lots of power plants will last 20 years or more, since I am not a fucking retard I would build a hydroponics station and a simple solar setup while I siphon gas to fuel my vehicle. After about a couple weeks though I think I will end my life because who the fuck wants to live alone?

Damn, smart thing.

Hey man, if you want to go freeze your nuts off in the white north, you go right ahead. Prove to everyone what a dolt you are when you join them the first year out.

See, that's your problem. You'd be trying to prove to everyone what a big dick you have when nobody cares and everyone is gone. Nobody but you there champ. What are you going to do in your little hut all by yourself over winter? Just you and your brains greatest hits from then on... if the cold didn't kill you, well...

Until it becomes the hills have eyes in a decade or two

You can do that now

That would be paradise for about a few months. First thing I do is find generators and a fuckton of gas. I need this for my fridge/freezer.

I could bring generators and gas into other homes, as well, and live in them. If no one else is around, I have as many "save points" as I could possibly handle!

I could just walk into any supermarket or general store, eat whatever the fuck I want, bring home perishable items to preserve in my freezer.

I could just walk into any liquor store, and have any kind of liquor I want, whenever I want it. Mix it with energy drinks and maybe light up a cigar, just because I can.

I can walk into a sex store, use as many dildos, blow up dolls, pocket pussies and porno mags as I want.

Walk into a medical marijuana store, have my choice of weed any time I want.

Walk into any library or store that sells books if I want a decent read.

And when I can finally sustain myself no longer for whatever reason, I can just walk into a gun store, load one, aim it under the brain stem and fire. Or just drink until I pass out and don't wake up again. Or find a good enough height to jump from.

I'd first say fuck
Fuck for not being able to launch and operate the James Webb telescope all by myself
Fuck for not being able to progress science all by myself through current and future experiments
Fuck for no more episodes of Better Call Saul
Fuck for AMD really are never going to release Vega

I would think long and hard about how to make monument which tells any possible visitors what happened and then construct it.

Then I would break into everything and look at peoples personal details to see how the lived their lives since no new entertainment would be made.

What's everyone's fix with electricity and power plants?! There's no need for that shit. Head south to where it's warm all year round and eat edible plants and fish all day. There's 74784838374736 stores to access with non-perishables for at least a few years worth of food. Head down to Florida. Live in a supermarket by the beach and surf. Masturbate until you start to go psychotic from a lack of human interaction and eat a bullet when it's time.

Maybe this is what happens when you die. An immortal striding a empty world. To everyone else you are gone. To you, everyone else is gone.

This is the most realistic outcome lol. Seriously.

only because you cut of your dick, doesnt mean your need for cumguzzling will become anything other than the last biggest faggot-showers-in-cum-show as dead humankind cringes eternally away into the abyss

All this except I'd suggest OD'ing on pain killers at the end.

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That wouldn't work.

It doesn't matter how many different children you give birth to in that time span, humanity would still die off. You might be able to produce a few humans to make your days less lonely, but that's it.

For starters, one female and the DNA of a couple different males is just too much of a population bottle neck. Firstly, your fertility would decline very quickly after a couple of years. At best, I'd say you could maybe give birth to 10 children. Even if we were to assume that after you die you've left 5 males and 5 females, there is too little genetic diversity.

The thing is, while inbreeding itself isn't likely to produce genetic defects within the first generation, after around three or four, you would begin noticing severe defects. Diversity is imperative for a species. With that few, the inbreeding would quickly pass down deleterious recessive traits that would become more and more severe with each generation until whatever descendants you have left possess too many genetic abnormalities to even survive.

This is basic biology. Population bottlenecks like this are simply to severe to recover from. At the very LEAST, you'd probably need about 200 people to actually repopulate humanity. Preferably, you'd want those people to also be pretty genetically varied.

TL;DR Your plan wouldn't work because of excessive inbreeding.

take my favorite porn movie / clip and print it out frame by frame. Then, once power dies, i can do a flipbook and watch the porn still. Probably laminate the pages, even make multiple copies. Or helll print my 10 favorite movies.. or 100..

Pedigree collapse aside, it could work.

Sounds awesome. Why can't this happen to me?

Nuclear plants everywhere would shut themselves down automatically without human maintenance. Watch "Life After People" on history channel. It gives a good overview of this scenario. The last remaining operational power plants would likely be hydro ones, and they'd stop operating best case scenario in about a year.

Depend. What if they childs dont copulates beetween them but use sperm bank too ?

I've lived in a cabin with no electric and a woodstove for 4 years on the keewenaw peninsula of michigan. But I do agree, going north would suck. Long run you need temperate for farming and livestock. I would pick a spot probably around georgia. Then last man on earth it across the U.S. with my dog spray painting where to meet just in case.

if copulate betttween them child is dna of man with not relate and other child u raep i thik?

I'd rescue a German Shepherd puppy and name him Chip, get a pump action shotgun, a Lockheed L100 with cold weather gear, a red bandanna (for Chip), and find myself a cozy cabin up north. Run everything on propane, or get a small geothermal setup running, and read and hunt until I die.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED POWER?!

Drive to a nearby Army base, get some guns and gear, go snipe Bambis in cherno and take there beans, and hope I don't get killed by fucking bandits because I don't want to have to run all the way back up to NWAF

This guy. I'm gonna follow him to Florida. Lol

keep sperm properly stored to be used in future generations?

I would go total minecraft and just start with farms. Honestly there would be enough canned food left to keep me going till I could get my own thing set up. I would probably eventually just end my life cause all I really want in life is sex

>WTF???

lol sweet! My local water dept has solar fields and all the hard ware is scada run so only thing I'd need to do for power and water is maintain the panels plus an occasional chlorine swap. As far as a ride goes there are Tesla cars all over the place here. Setup one of the in home chargers at the Water Depts yard and I'm set till the the powercells quit holding a charge. Then I'll have to convert them to deep cycle cells I jack from places or just find some other Lithium cells from another Tesla. Food is the only bitch but 40 miles north is a bunch of dairy farms. Open the pens and take a few and start a small herd for personal use. The rest and free graze or be eaten, fuck em. Snag a few turkeys and chickens from the feed store and a bunch of seed packs and I'm set.

I could dig this.

How on earth could it work?

As I already told you, there is simply too little time and too little genetic diversity.

Excessive interbreeding between extremely small and highly genetically similar populations is almost guaranteed to result in tremendous physical abnormalities after only a couple of generations.

There is a reason that extremely small populations die off, and it's because there is a need for genetic diversity. When you pair together highly similar individual genomes over repeated generations, the chances of passing on deleterious recessive alleles increases exponentially with each consecutive generation.

As I said, one human female producing a couple of children at most is simply way too much of a population bottleneck for this to work.

Read up on this subject some more and you'll begin to understand why her plan is a complete waste of time:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding_depression

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_bottleneck

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding

This wouldn't work either. She may be able to keep said sperm alive long enough for her own use, for for her children's use? Not gonna happen. The longer sperm is frozen the less chance there is that it will survive the thawing process. Not to mention we've already established that the majority of buildings around the world will lose access to electricity, and that includes sperm banks.

In the absolute BEST scenario, maybe one or two generations would be able to utilize sperm from a sperm bank, but after that they'd have to start breeding between each other, and there still would likely not be enough humans to make that work, and even if there was, they'd all be highly genetically similar, decreasing the chances that they'd be able to produce more than one or two generations, at best, of very many biologically fit offspring.

In short, there are simply too many factors conspiring against this plan.

Who the fuck dies from cold in this day and age? Get a tractor with a log splitter and find a couple of tank trailers and you'll be set for fucking life. You could split enough logs for the entire winter in like 3 days, and have enough fuel for as many generators you could possibly want. You've probably never seen an actual functioning wood stove though.

Didn't you ever breed dicks when you were a kid?

It's a moot point. If she's the last person in earth then she would not produce offspring. If she did she wouldn't be the last person on earth.

Smash shit and jerk off all day.

get a fancy RV, and try to visit every important landmark. if i'm not already driven mad by loneliness, i would get a boat, a fuck ton of supplies, and a method for suicide (anything more pleasant than drowning.) if i made it to another continent, i would explore it as well, repeat the whole process, and once i was fully certain i'd seen everything i wanted to see, i would kill myself.

Yeah. This guy from WI is a complete tool. Thinks he's tough because it gets cold where he lives.

This would actually be the most exciting thing to ever happen to me, OP.

My landlord would be gone, so I'd never have to worry about him getting mad at me if I can't pay my rent.
I could just live wherever I wanted in anyone's house and it would become my stuff. No need to get a job, I can just keep raiding cabinets for food and hygiene products and at worst I'd have to collect my own water and electricity for a hot tub to clean my self with, or just use the river or a pool.

Nobody would ever be mad at me, I would always be okay. I'd never have to worry about being homeless or being assaulted or abused. I'd be safe anywhere I went.

SO I would just take my time to rejoice, going around the city, indulging in all the nice things, and collecting useful supplies as I found them and drive a car too! I'd find a better house and move all my stuff once I got comfortable that nobody would be coming back.

I think I would also take vacations with the boats and planes I find out to Alaska.

I would take all the cute clothes I find and I'd indulge in them like I normally would, except they won't cost any money at all! I could take up any hobby I wanted for no price. I'd probably get a nice rifle and start hunting, and maybe try to learn to communicate with animals better and make some friends. Hang out at the zoo.

Any other ideas on how to spend this awesome new life?
I'd fucking love for this to become my new reality.

She's got a plan.
Her children could impregnate themselves with other sperm that she did not use.

I don't know if I would do the same, as a female- I think I'd prefer to be alone forever. I might give birth to only one, maybe he/she would become my best friend and we can go hunting and swimming together.

I'm just saying that in the event that she became the last human on earth and then was no longer because she produced offspring, it wouldn't mean that humanity could be saved.

The plan has too many holes, and at best we'd get perhaps a couple of generations of humans before they too die because their population is too small and biologically unfit due to excessive inbreeding.

I'll just put a bullet thru my head and end it all.

Please see my second post here: for why that wouldn't work.

Her children, grandchildren, etc can just use the banked sperm as well

Man, you really have a hardon for the cold dontcha? Yeah my aunt and uncle live remotely and have a wood stove. We had a wood stove at one point. But it's a pain in the ass to keep going and we later got gas.

Sure you could find a log splitter, if you could power it. But again, you're using modern equipment which will be semi-unusable in a little over a year.

Better be handy mechanically to fix it, keep it running and maintain it. In the long run you would be fucked I think, regardless of your super mega awesome jedi army ranger training.

We are talking end of humanity. No more people to help you. People have little clue these days about how much we help each other. You lose that, you're pretty fucked. Except you though, 'cause you're superman.

Blow up gas stations
Go in area 51
Blow up nukes
Create my own trash kingdom
Shit wherever
Steal pocket pussy's and sex dolls
Eat frozen tendies

We could find a way to make it work.

Thousands of sperm banks everywhere with thousands of cells of sperm with millions of books on electrical or biochemical engineering and all the equipment for free and available?

Pfssshh stop stressing out. It could work, you just like being the critic.

the girls she gives birth too can use the sperm from the bank...

Jeez, lady, calm down, it's just a stupid hypothetical that could not and would not ever happen, anyway.

Also, you women think you're so smart--it's not a bad idea, but do you really think you could have a baby on your own? Not a chance.

It's a stupid hypothetical and every single person in this topic would hate it, go crazy and blow their own brains out within two weeks.

Take a time machine and travel back when humans are still here.
And if you says that i have no chance to find a time machine, i have probably the same chance to find it than to be part of this 'last man on earth scenario'.

If you think anybody here on Sup Forums has not endured fundamental loneliness that could rival that of actual isolation, then you're a fucking normie.

Secondly, really?
"You women think you're so smart. You're fully equipped with the organs and instinct to have a baby and have evolved to do so for thousands of years?"

If you think there was never a single mom in the history of everything, there is absolutely no chance- that I could not have a baby on my own and survive, then you might be sexually inexperienced.

Nobody here said it would be easy, but if I wanted to- I could achieve anything i wanted. Especially in a world where I have every material I need.

loot the local supermarket. get all the cat food.
talk to my cat.

look after my little furry friend. Talk to her a lot more.

till then I'll probably try to rig the solar panels from the roof to get temporary power without the grid. would probably build a radio to try to broadcast, trying to find anyone else till I gave up. Would probably loot the local bookshops and libraries for reading material, without the internet. Would probably also loot a car or two, get a car stereo that could be run off batteries, and rig up from solar panels on other people's roof. Wouldnt want to loot their houses, would be too depressing. Would try to loot the local garden centre, see if I can get plants growing for food. Loot the fishing and gunshop for longarms and ammunition and go out to get venison and wild pigs. Maybe I'd write it all down, in case someone else survived, and finds it.

Bury myself in books, and caring for the cat.

She's 9. When she dies, I kill myself.

Ugh easy, no question. Do all the drooges possible without any of the sanctimonious guilt trips "why are you destroying your life?" bullshit. Find extreme existential enlightenment through extreme hallucinogenic use. Transcend dead earth and become reborn as a starchild. Eventually send monoliths to far away galaxies in hopes of finding life that will follow same path. Spend millennia reading star wars EU while i await alien species to attain extreme enlightenment. Then shit begins!

I make them watch all 7 star wars films and ask for ranking of best to worst. If anyone disagrees with my opinion they must first read the entire EU, pre and post disney buyout. Once they have made it this far it is a race to see who can create sentient life that will invent lightsabers first. Then we pick our champion and a duel ensues. Winner then gets to decide what star wars film will be read aloud for eternity.

And right before shit gets really out of hand. I will introduce my super starchildren to star TREK. After which everyones mom dies because they didnt reply to this post.