Tottenham Hotspur vs Chelsea prematch/match thread #1

This is it lads

Spurs: Lloris (C), Walker, Dier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose, Wanyama, Dembele, Eriksen, Dele, Kane

Subs: Vorm, Davies, Trippier, Wimmer, Sissoko, Winks, Son


Chelsea: Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Kante, Matic, Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard

Subs: Begovic, Ivanovic, Zouma, Chalobah, Fabregas, Willian, Batshuayi

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Dubs and someone will be exposed

Dubs and Spurs win 3-2 then draw the rest of their games this year and finish 7th

Lads, it's Tottenham. Easy 2-0 win for Chelsea

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>underrating the postage stamp pitch meme that spurs exploit

Does he know how to smile?

beat tottenham for US and we'll beat liverpool for you, you cockney wankers

Surprised Willian's been benched after the performance in the last match

>Dembele

Looks good for Spurs!

the most cringe post on Sup Forums rn desu

>de gay

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Yes he smiles in literally every photo you mong

thanks i try

>manure fans

cringe

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>Wanyama, Dembele, and Dier

Poch is out for blood

poch seems like such a good lad

You forgot one

How's life on the spectrum?

did you copy that from Indian Facebook?

who /spurs/ here?

>There are people in this thread who aren't in the Man U/Chelsea broship
Smh senpaitachi kys

I found out what Abramovich has been spending those transfer profits on

0-0

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Eriksen has such a strange face

Spurms chimpout incoming

Yeah, he looks like an elf.

This was 8 fucking years ago

>tfw to intelligent to challenge for the premier league

>tfw Spurs are the only team to stop the Chelsea midfield by outpressing them
i'm seeing them taking the first half tbqh, then the second half goes to Chelsea like the reverse fixtures
Dier will avoid being sent off at least three times during the game like he always does

>challenge
sounds too much like a tackle lad, he can't be having that

Who is the uglier striker, Diego "Literal Chimp" Costa, or Harry "Mong" Kane?

most plastic bandwagoned scum clubs, perfect match kek

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based abra doing work

pmsl

chelsea never win at WHL, spurs never beat chelsea

0-0 incoming

They need to get on Son and Alli's level

what's your favorite chelsea chant, lads? I personally love CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA but DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO also rouses my heartstrings

I unironically liked "Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho"

Kek

IF SHE DON'T CUM I'LL TICKLE HER BUM WITH A LUMP OF CELERY

>i'm seeing them taking the first half tbqh, then the second half goes to Chelsea like the reverse fixtures

I have the same feeling

2-2

>forcing non-nba broships

Tottenham are a joke, absolute bottlers

would have more confidence in literally any other team tonight, sad.

I like the one they sing near the end of the match that you can barely hear since 70% of the stadium left in the 70th minute.

the steve gerrard slipped on his fucking arse chant

That's Arsenal m8

Hope there's not any Anti-Semitic chanting tonight

>Bloodzeed's acestream isnt working yet

It's crazy how quickly everyone copied Conte's tactics

Spurs have been using a back 3 since 2015 tbf. It's just that the pre-match graphics used by Sky/BT/NBC kept showing 4-2-3-1 because using a back 3 wasn't trendy yet.

Poch looks exactly the fucking same in 2,3 & 5 god that's eerie. Like a copy paste job

>He doesn't know the second bloodzeed stream code

Thats when they are most dangerous.

4-1 spurs

Conte? More like Cunte

Nazis vs Jews

Which side are you on?

watch it, user

kekkity kek 2bh

Kante? More like Cunte

Wo /Hitler/ here???

Brodgers and LVG used the formation 2 years ago, with success.

WE'RE RACIST WE'RE RACIST AND THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE IT

Spurs under Poch have a habit of doing really well against teams that are expected to wreck them, and choking against teams that they should be beating easily.

Just look at their last 3 games against Man City. Every time, they were the underdogs, but they won 4-1, 1-2, and 2-0.

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Tottenham aren't close to doing anything yet, they don't mess up until the last possible moment

Don't know how I feel about this

If this team new order implys that Tottenham are also playing three at the back expect a similar result to the Everton game
Matching formations like this you have to be better than the other team at it and Chelsea are on 13 or so wins on the bounce
Tottenham should be experimenting to set a template for other teams for systems that can be the 3-4-3's kryptonite

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How do I get a qt gf?

>it's another copy Chelsea's formation and pray episode

kek, easy Chelsea win

Absolute madman

Lads, I unfortunately have the feeling this match will be a huge disappointment...

I imagine Chelsea fans are glad the cancer is gone, maybe some of them "support" Manure ironically.

What level do you think Pochetino is in Runescape?

Wave your cock at her

did dey fuq

>no son

MEEEEEEEEEEEEMS

>Eriksen and Alli on the wing
How does this system work as well as it does with those two there?

120-126 combat level

Would love for the Chelsea collapse to happen but don't want deluded Tottenham fans thinking they started it

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>chelsea v spurs match
>thread filled with JFs

Who /ABC/ here?

EXPOSED

Fishing level?

Obama you still have two weeks left. Get back to the White House

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It's nothing new. This is how Spurs have been playing for about a year and half now.

>Dier/Alderweireld/Vertonghen forming a back 3
>Rose/Walker essentially playing as wingers
>"wingers" playing really narrow
>2 central midfielders

They've been doing it every game since the 4-1 win over Man City.

it has varying levels of success 2bh

sometimes our lack of width is deeply exposed. sometimes eriksen and alli are so on it that it just doesn't really matter where they're playing

also our fullbacks are some of the best in the league. walker, trippier and rose go all game long

Should be Brendan Rodgers smiling imo

>sky cinema superheroes

Capeshit has gone too far

>only Englishman can root for these teams full of foreigners

do you not see how ridiculous that sounds? there are like 5 players total that aren't "JF's" on both teams

Is he, dare I say, going to have a career ending injury tonight?

Poch sounds hyped as fuck

This is gonna be a good one. Hoping for a fight to break out at some point

Because they're not really on the wing. Rose and Walker are the wingers, Eriksen and Alli are both playing really narrow, more like #10s.