Show me your dark side Sup Forumsros. Ylyl? Ylyl

Show me your dark side Sup Forumsros. Ylyl? Ylyl.

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And now came the moment of choosing the fuckers. Those of this class who failed to meet the standards were the cause of no embarrassment; being mature and reasonable men, it was enough to pay them for their trouble, their traveling expenses, and send them home. The eight experts who had contracted to furnish the fuckers had, furthermore, many fewer obstacles to surmount, since the specifications were by and large concrete and the conditions made no difference at all. Thus it was fifty came to the rendezvous; from amongst the twenty biggest, the eight youngest and most attractive were singled out, and since in the sequel mention will almost never be made save of the four biggest of the eight, I shall restrict myself to naming these. Hercule, with a body hewn in the image of the god whose name he had been given, was twenty- six years of age and was endowed with a member eight and one-quarter inches around by thirteen long. Nothing more beautiful nor more majestic has ever been seen; this tool was almost always upright, and with only eight discharges, so tests revealed, it could fill a pint measure to the brim. Hercule was also very gentle, very sweet, and had an interesting countenance.

Antinoüs, so named because, like Hadrian's favorite, he had, together with the world's prettiest prick, its most voluptuous ass, and that exceedingly rare. Antinoüs wielded a device measuring eight inches in circumference and twelve in length. He was thirty and had a face worthy of his other features.

Bum-Cleaver lugged a club so amusingly shaped it was nearly impossible for him to perform an embuggery without splitting the ass, whence came the name he bore. The head of his prick resembled the heart of an ox, it was eight and three-eights inches around; behind it, the shaft measured only eight, but was crooked and had such a curve it neatly tore the anus when penetrating it, and this quality, very precious to libertines as jaded as ours, had made him singularly sought after.

Invictus, so named because, no matter what he did, his erection was perpetual, was furnished with an engine eleven inches long and seven and fifteen-sixteenths inches around. Greater ones, who had difficulty stiffening, had been turned away to make room for him who, regardless of the quantity of discharges he produced in a day, rose heavenward at the slightest touch.

The other four were of about the same dimensions and the same shape. The forty-two rejected candidates provided a fortnight's entertainment and, after the friends had put them through their paces and worn them to the bone, they were well rewarded and bidden adieu.

You say you're always thirsty, Count Dracula? The police harass you and birds and animals are unfriendly and you're allergic to the sun? Well, my man, I'd say you've got some grave problems

Marie was the name of the first one; she had been servant of a notorious brigand quite recently put to death on the wheel, whipping and branding had been her penalty. She was fifty-eight years old, had almost no hair left, her nose stood askew, her eyes were dull and rheumy, her mouth large and filled with her thirty-two teeth, yes, they were all there, but all were yellow as sulphur; she was tall, raw-boned, having whelped fourteen children, all fourteen of whom, said she, she'd strangled from fear they'd turn out ne'er-do-wells. Her belly rippled like the waves of the sea, and one of her buttocks was devoured by an abscess.

The second was known as Louison; she was sixty, stunted, hunchbacked, blind in one eye, and lame, but she had a fine ass for her age and her skin was still in fairly good repair. She was as wicked as the devil and forever ready to commit any horror and every extravagance one could possibly demand of her.

OP here, fuckin dude I'm so high idk what you even said lmao

Thérèse was sixty-two; she was tall, thin, looked like a skeleton, not a hair was left on her head, not a tooth in her mouth, and from this opening in her body she exhaled an odor capable of flooring any bystander. Her ass was peppered with wounds, and her buttocks were so prodigiously slack one could have furled the skin around a walking stick; the hole in this splendid ass resembled the crater of a volcano what for width, and for aroma the pit of a privy; in all her life, Thérèse declared, she had never once wiped her ass, whence we have proof positive that the shit of her infancy yet clung there. As for her vagina, it was the receptacle of everything ungodly, of every horror, a veritable sepulcher whose fetidity was enough to make you faint away. She had one twisted arm and limped in one leg.

The fourth was called Fanchon; six times she had been hanged in effigy, and not a crime exists in this world she had not committed. She was sixty-nine, she was flat-nosed, short, and heavy; she squinted, had almost no forehead, had nothing but two old teeth in her stinking maw, and they were ready to fall out, an erysipelas blazed all over her ass and hemorrhoids the size of your fist hung from her anus, a frightful chancre consumed her vagina, and one of her thighs had been entirely burned. She was dead drunk three-quarters of the year, and in that condition, her stomach being very weak, she vomited over everything. Despite the batch fo hemorrhoids adorning it, her asshole was naturally so large that all unawares she blew driblets and farts and often more besides. Apart from acting as servants in the luxurious recreation palace the four friends had in mind, these women were also to lend a hand at all the convocations and render all the lubricious services and ministrations that might be required of them.

THE 2ND. 6. He has four girls fart in his mouth all the while he embuggers a fifth, then he changes girls. All rotate: all fart, all are embuggered; he does not discharge until he has finished with the fifth ass.

7. Amuses himself with three small boys: embuggers and has each of them shit, puts all three to each task, and frigs the boy who is inactive.

8. He fucks the sister in the mouth while having her brother shit into his mouth, then he reverses their roles, and during both exercises he is embuggered.

9. He embuggers none but girls of fifteen, but only after having, by way of preliminary, flogged them with all his strength.

10. For an hour he pinches and molests her buttocks and asshole, then embuggers her while she is flogged with exceeding violence.

THE 4TH. 16. He likes to embugger none but very aged women while they are being lashed.

17. Embuggers only very aged men while being fucked.

18. Has a regular intrigue with his son.

19. Will embugger none but monsters, or blackamoors, or deformed persons.

20. In order to combine incest, adultery, sodomy and sacrilege, he embuggers his married daughter with a Host.

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Well, he started to be a little over encroaching when he said "this means I love you." The sex has little to do with loving him.

The way he prepares the child for not being traumatized in the future by the stark difference between what he learned was safe, harmless, and intimate fun with his uncle, and what society tells him was rape and intolerable, goes a longer ways to show he loves him.

But clearly this is setting itself up to "educate" the child that some adults will initiate sex with them, tell them it means they love them, and leave them stranded with knowledge that will destroy them later in life because society doesn't allow us any other attitude towards it than "pedos must be jailed," and if you imply any other attitude then you are threatened with exile.

Pretty normal.

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is that really the #1 meme?

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This is the dumbest fucking post known to man.

It's because of the typos, right? It's probably because of the typos.

>my first kiss

you triggered me

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kek

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That's just a dude in a wig so it's still 50% gay.

Sorry all I got from mobile

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that math fucked up my head

OC

God damn it why did I laugh at this

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This video is funny lol

cause its funny.

must be a blue moon this thread doesn't suck dick yet.

so you're a pedo?

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Ariana Grande concerts are the bomb!

Yeah, found them in a gay thread.....

true story right there tell another

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It's a shame that we mock these tragedies instead of doing something to prevent them.

We suggested the Eighth Crusade...

We can't prevent them. There is no way to tell who will commit them or when.

There's is never a common race, faith, or motivation among the people who do things like this.

All you can do is wait for your turn on the butcher's block.

>never a common race, faith, or motivation
You absolute fucking retard, or subtle troll, hard to say.

Wow, dark

Dumb cunt it's the fucking Muslims, it's always the Muslims, why do you think these are happening in Europe and not the USA?
USA told the dune koons to fuck off

islam being the religion of peace, Allahu Akbar

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that and the Ariana Grande comment lulz

meh

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It's a fake Kathy Griffin head

Mudslim detected

by making fun of them, we keep them current/keep people aware that these attacks are not being overlooked as easily as they are by mainstream media

Not yet, but we're trying

hahahaha fuck

Don't know why i am giggling like a girl at this one.

that not actually true or MI5 MI6 and GCHQ would all be out of a job thousand of plots have been foiled in the uk and only 4 have been successfully pulled off since 7,7 and an attempted kidnapping at R.A.F Marham

2013 would appear to be the year where every thing realy began to go to shit (if we dont include 7,7) we need to kick the camel jockeys back out of our country, send them home and carpet bomb them until there is nothing but dust left

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Yeah, Christians are so much more peaceful.

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Bait

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my terrible, awful, dark self...

i'm not that guy but what's bait about that

spanish inquisition was just a part of the christian inquisition

you went about three ways at the same time with that one, user, would you like to tell us more about your uncle?

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>Yeah, Christians are so much more peaceful.

Ah yes. The Spanish Inquisition. The great problem of our time.

So your opinion is that Western peoples went through a lot of trouble to achieve progress - gender equality, an end of discrimination of gays, end of colonialism, slavery abolished, world's highest standards in politics and rule of law etc - so that third world peoples who are stuck in the Middle Ages can walk about all of that and destroy it, and when someone rejects that idea you say 'hey, before you fought so much for all these things, you were also bad, and if you just give the people who are killing you 300 years it might stop.'
Hey, great.
I think if the Soviet Union and the Nazis had just been ignored, they would have adopted freedom and democarcy in 500 years. So don't be a chauvinist and let them invade.

i opened the thread and already lost. fuck

Ho dark is that

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time to post cool memes instead!

Inquisition was started like almost 600 years ago, idiot.

Muslims STILL AT IT TODAY

>Show me your dark side Sup Forumsros

they are today, the kkk is the worst they have going on now and they rarely do shit

>ok this thread is now bait apparently, sooo...

that looks fun

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Its a girly looking guy fucking a girl, lesbian porn is gay so this is actually 75% gay by his logic

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What was this like 700 years ago? Nice try.

looks like a very a peeling film

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