What's your excuse for not owning a horse?

What's your excuse for not owning a horse?

Why does it look like egg yolk man.

I do own a horse.

Fuck its ass

That would be unpleasant for both of us.

how?

you do not "fuck" a horses ass

you make sweet love to that big, pouty donut

Well, Go on then.

imagine being this repulsive to other ppl, this desperate for sex. jesus fucking christ

It doesn't like it's pooper touched and I don't want horse shit on my dick.

i have 2
1 foal
and the mare

nice thread keep going OP

This. The fuck am I looking at?

They seem expensive and I do not have the land required for proper upbringing. Are discount newborns a thing?

Eat it's ass out faggot

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Fuck it

lets see buddy put his cock in it

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This is some fucked up shit.

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anus

you paint your nails fag?

thank me later
>iFuck Tonight.com

horse pussy is meant for human cock

just fuck it already

kek

and horses butts are made for sex

is this actually some sort of ejaculation, or is that just some nasty ass discharge piss?

this

The fuck is wrong with your thumb?
I thought that was your dick in your hand for a sec.

post more webms

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are you mentally unstable ?

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finger horse bootyhole

They're too expensive

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why am i aroused? webm of fucking?

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Anyoen got good videos?

white """"people""""

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yes webms of fucking

>not shelling out tens of thousands of dollars per month for a 1700lb hairy fat girl simulator

moarrrrr

>Expenses that'd make a gold digger feel modest
>upkeep is dreadful
>no financial gain
>high risk if allowed in races with fuck ups
>can't just rent your horse shit, too expensive for local folk

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Cum on horse puh

This
Helped with horses and all before. Unless you find a niche, it's just shoveling cash into a furnace.

B..b...but google says the minimum is 2,500 a year...

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Mmm, love that it's a little dirty.

Moar, like this, love cum covered horse ass

good zoo websites?

MOAR

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I feel ya bro, we all got fetishes but as a farmer and family who've dealt with them, you picked a pricy fetish user.

Dude... what the fuck?

Aren't you afraid it will kick you? lol

What the actual fuck is wrong with you OP and those that agree with OP?!