This is the Sup Forums house

This is the Sup Forums house
>We all live in the same house now

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holy shit there is a lot of faggots here

hey guys I'm gonna be a bit short on rent this month.

then fucking kys

hot

I'll be smoking in the front law, don't touch my shit.

>touches your shit

Hey guys, I noticed a coarse hair not belonging to me on my soap bar, not accusing anyone of anything but I just would like to say I don't want anyone to use my soap on their nuts and/or asshole

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I'm in!
This is my room, stay the fuck out! M'kay.

Who in the ever loving FUCK, stole my leftovers?

How else are we supposed to get clean?

Brb. gonna take a shit in the pool

why would you ever expect such a house to be clean?

Fuck you guys!
I'm gonna go live in the shed at the end of the garden.

Be warned, I violently masturbate to hentai with the volume on max. And stay the fuck out of my room, and whoever keeps shitting in the top tank on the toilet so that shit water goes everywhere whenever you flush, you can go kill yourself.

Is my penis head ok?

seriously where u gonna get a dank puss

Hey, do you have some weed? We are kinda out downstairs in the middle of a Mario Kart 64 tournament.

I told you not to come in when I'm vacuuming my room!

theres a dead body in the freezer again! user, if you wanna store dead bodies store them in the basement! im trying to cook here!

*shed is on fire with many 3/10 y/o kids running out of it

haha, im going to tell everyone in school!

I knew it was you - you FAGGOT. You fucking took my weed! I will break your FUCKING neck.

Who ate my goddamn Fruity Pebbles?

I said stay the fuck out of my room dude.
FUCK OFF!

OP the whities are getting ornery again.

Guys my cum rag caused black mold in the air ducts

That's ok user we will put your stuff out on the lawn

Goddamnit.
Can you tell my roomate Pablo to stop crossing the líne in the middle of our room?
I need to build a barricade or something.

Hey guys, do we have room for more?

Boys help!, this crazy bitch showed me her tits and now is trying to kill me.

No worries man. Just have Javier go into the vents with some bleach, and we can buy a new air filter.

I got dibs on the basement!

What the fuck man?
I said no hot rocks on the bed sheets.

>cums on you shit

fuck no, we already have achmed here right?

Half the people living here have katanas. Don't sweat it.

Don't touch my car, faggots

What you doin' there? A little needle in the skiddle?
Can I watch? I'll stay in the corner.

nuthin personel

Hundreds of retards in one place, all have no idea to talk to another person, much less live with another person.

Uh oh.

Can I park this with yours then?

Fuck you guys, someone put condensed milk in my shit, and it's gone bad. Nice joke dumbasses.

Hello, how are you?

you better not fucking touch my drumset Sup Forums

Yeah, lets park in the shed and nice trips.

Sorry

I'd move out day one. Not going to live in a house filled with literal fags. It would all be dudes saying "hey do I look good in this dress?" or "How's my cock look dude?" or "do you want to watch me cum on this picture...it's of a girl so it's not gay" or "hey I notice you like (celebrity), do you want me to pretend I'm her and get you off dude?"

On my way out I'd burn the place down, hopefully kill some faggots that way.

Yea you can stay...
Fancy a hit?

Alright, which of you faggots replaced my weed with the dog's shit nuggets again? Fucking Christ I'm getting tired of this

Yeah, he makes the clocks.

ESKEDITTTTTTT

Going a drug run guys who needs what?

Hey guys, I heard you have a room for rent? I'm interested to see this "decorative staircase" I read about.

I'll just watch, I'm not ready for anything else. Thank you very much for the offer m'lady.

Guys, my mom is coming over tomorrow for dinner. Please be cool while she is here.

yes

Guys this is serious! I recorded this weird signal from the roof, and I think I might have made contact with extraterrestrials.

youtube.com/watch?v=aAEb5UF-Mk0

Some black tar is all. Thanks bro

ok, im going to cook food.

Just stay off my balcony alright?

I tell you, if I were a rich man, I'd buy a house just like this one.

Pussy!

Just get the good good, bro, and none of the weak shit either

Alright who the fuck took my spinner? It looks just like this one but I modified it to go faster.

I need exactly 6.42 kilos of adderall. You don't get to ask why.

Vladimir! It is good to see you my friend!

Will one of you faggots let me know if this is worth a watch.
TBH I can't be arsed to run it through a proxy.

thank me later
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Op's sleeping in the barn again.

I took it, what are you gonna do about it you fucking faggot?

Can you make some taco ?

Is your meth fresh my good man?

I don't actually know what I'm listening to right now, but It's something alright.

OKAY! I'll do it then, can we cuddle for a while first?

It's a great ditty about alien food.

Is it worth a watch?

That would be a resounding NO.

You're welcome.

You too Sereje, we should get together for drinks sometime?

Made you guys a cake

I am here to recruit new Grey Wardens to join the battle against the blight rising in the south. Would any of you fine warriors care to join me at Ostagar?

Kisses and cuddles?

But we are already drinking! So of course.

Gosh is that weedcake ?? Can i have some

I'll take you. Hop on fucker, there's no time to waste.

Okay, but I'm not really good at it. This is my first time.
Should we get some protection?

How silly of me Serjey, I toast to that. HO hoh h oh ohohohjhoohohojjjkjhnjkdbbkjkkkkkkk

Who the FUCK is singing spooky scary skeletons AGAIN

ready

The name is randy and if you need the service of a smithy I'll follow. What are our policies on rape related issues?

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS STOLE MY FUCKING YOGURT FROM THE FRIDGE?!!!!

Ner I'm a virgin.... Lets fuck ?

There wasn't just yogurt in there friend

Stop switching the cum buckets with the spoiled milk buckets! I don't like guzzling spoiled milk during Passover!

user, on the second floor first door

There's another body pillow on the door, if no one takes it in 30 seconds I'm taking it.

Shit I though that was my cum...
I just put it in my GF with a turkey baister.

If that was your yougurt WTF happned to my jar of cum?

*knocks on door*
You never should have come here!

That's my waifu! You know the rules! Go get your own and insult other people's waifus!

Why is there salty milk in the trash bin, user?

Okay, do you like my penis. It's hard because i think you are really nice.

Good to have you. And daily darkspawn rape sessions are offered, but if that doesn't work for you, just look for one of the elf servants.