>Walk into Gamestop
>See this
Wat do?
>Walk into Gamestop
>See this
Wat do?
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>"How much for the HOT TITTIES PC game, sir?"
LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ask what kind of terrible store has 14 copies of FEAR for sale.
Buy the new world of Warcraft
lol same
like put some clothes girl wtf lol
Inquire as to the availability of Battletoads
Put it back in its cage....
Because its a very naughty autism
Turn 360 degrees and walk out of the store.
Good lord...satanic quads. Save me, Jeebus!
start crying
Wish he was a cute asian guy instead
question what she is doing with her life
Remember she's filled with poo, turn around, and never come back to that gamestop ever.
Ask if that's a woman, or just an androgynous guy with tits who's tucking his dick between his legs.
Tell them I don't want to fucking preorder anything, I don't need insurance on a game, and I don't want the fucking subscription to anything.
Rape without mercy and make sure to cum inside her spawning a half-chink bastard who will grow to terrorize a small town in Louisiana twenty five years later.
discord.
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kms
that reminds me of a classic movie
ask who did his gender augmentation operation
Sell my xbox one and 30 games for $36.91, or $50 I store credit.
Comment in the shitpost thread for no reason
Which one?
Turn 360 degrees and get the hell outta there
theeeeeere it is
Question why they're still selling 360 games
What a shit photoshop job
Put some butter on dat face
You have a pretty good chance of running into an Asian guy at GameStop at least
nigger
There's a very simple explanation for that Sherman. We've obviously gone back in time to the early 2000's
FEAR was good. IDK about 3 though. Didn't play.
>walk in store
>see naked girl in store
>get nervous
>spaghetti falls out of left backpocket
>nervousness intensifies
>pokerface.jpeg
>hand reaches for front right pocket
>special attack gauge is full
>pocket sand!
>run away
Buy that Age of Empires 3 in PC Hot Titties stand.
>Be Me
>Walk into gamestop
>See naked Asian chick
>easily hottest girl you've ever seen naked in real life 3/10
>Decide to not be a fucking betafag
>Remember that you took Chinese for a year in high school
>Channel some of that inner chink
>Da, Herro! Nagasaki, Hiroshima! I ruv a roo, and u habba da nica boobiez. Do u wanna fuk, I havadah big wang?
>Oh yesha shir i ruva big strong white man, in mah land we onry hav dah skinny dik fukass
>fuckin' score
>grab her by the pussy and start walking her to the back room
>she starts slowing down on the way there, look down at her feet
>fucking bound feet, goddamn chink fucks
>say "fuck it" and just stop halfway to the back
>unzip pants, give her some of the good fuck, for the 3 minutes that it lasts
>about to come
>realize that it's a chink woman which can be easily disposed of
>about to come, decide to do it inside
>start thrusting hard, right before letting it go inside she moves away
Part 2
>sits down on the ground raughing
>walls of the gamestop all fall down
>reveals wartorn battlefield
>realize I'm in the middle of fucking vietnam
>girl pulls of mask
>reveals self to be ho chi minh
>"Ohhh u da bik boi, yaaa? Well I show you da real bik boi now muddafuk!"
>He unzips pants
>Pulls out what looks to be a detonator
>Presses big red button in the middle
>hear massive explosions in the distance
>"oh ress, i create the best vietnam nao!"
>whips out shitty android phone from 2010 because these poor asian fucks can't afford anything better
>Shows me 240p video coming from a vietnamese satellite made of chop sticks and child labor.
>Vietnam has been broken off from the rest of the Asian continent
Final part
>"and nao, for da bik finale!"
>hear rocket engines starting
>also hear a lot of children
>I mean a fucking ton of children
>"I nao welcum u to the pinickle of vietnamamese engirerring! We haf figured out a way to send vietnamam into space where no capitalist fucktards can try to bring a shitty democracy to our gweat nashun! Powered by thousands of sweat shop workers taken from nike factories, we will be able to blast off into space!\
>finishes his speech about the greatness of vietnmam and then turns around to look at the rising sun
>Realize I'm about to be blasted into space along with the rest of the great nation of Vietnamam.
>come up with a plan to get myself out of there quick
>Pull out wallet
>immediately here all the chink kids turn their heads towards me
>not much money in here but I know it'll work
>pull out quarter
>chink kids stop pedaling their bikes that power the vietnamam rockets
>yell "hey mao!"
>"what u want muddafuck?!"
>throw quarter at him
>chink kids go fucking crazy
>fly off their bikes and run at mao like a cop running after an unarmed black man
>hear the vietnamam rockets turn off
>can also hear mao screaming "mudda fuck how could u do dis? u ruin my pran to make best vietnam"
>i put on my make america great again hat and whisper "no succ for the communist cuck"
>summon my giant american eagle
>it arrives and lands on the pile of screaming and writhing chink kids, all still trying to find the quarter
>it uses its laser eyes to decimate some of the kids
>I climb onto it's back and fly off into the distance
>Average day in the life of an american
Please don't hate me too hard Sup Forums, this was my first time writing a greentext.
Ask if she's new or preowned. If new then purchase, if preowned get the fuck out of there. Also no I don't want to buy your premium fucking membership stop asking me, I only come here when you happen to have the best DLC exclusive, literally every other store beats your prices.
I'm looking for Tekken 7. I also heard there was a Kazuya pop toy? Please help.
Get pissed when I found out her trade in value is only 9 dollars
good plot and delivery but it needs to be more concise, gonna lose a lot of potential readers who aren't autistic enough to commit to 3 full posts of attention span
Noted
Tell her I've seen hotter tiles.
I think you meant 180 cause if you did a 360 you'd be facing her again.
> NEWFAG ALERT NEWFAG ALERT
Newfags say newfag alert.
You're just a plain faggot for saying that, faggot
Ask if they have any Switches in stock.
Found the embarrassed newfag
that's a typical troll response to the 360 joke........ whose the newfag now lol
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It's obligatory, someone has to post it.
Or it is just a newfag
nothing, because pain killers have taken away all my sexual desires
Lol!!
> Broussard checking in
>really wants you to pre-order
Mamou here
Ask her if shes excited for samurai coming in stormblood.
> trying too hard
Slap your girlfriend on the ass.
Negative newfag
>phoneposter
well, it's been determined who the newest faggest newfag is at least
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kek
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cum in pants immediately, turn 360 degrees and keep walking
discord
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>unzip dick
>buy battletoads
>turn 360 degrees
>moonwalk away
I think you meant 180 cause if you did a 360 you'd be facing her again.
It's an iPad and I got it with my good boy points. Maybe if you dumped your piss jug once in a while you'd have enough gbp to get one too
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hahahahahahaha
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10/10
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>being this new
> NEWFAG ALERT NEWFAG ALERT
Freeze in my tracks momentarily, turn around and leave. Then when I get back home fantasize about what I'd do if I had a second chance.