Robot wars thread
Robot wars thread
WHO /THOR/ HERE
EXPOSED WHEELS EXPOSED
animee
PULSAR IS OUR LAD
The gaint wheel fuck is going to win
Everybody in the thread is /THOR/ tbqh senpai
IRONSIDE = OUR LADS
who Sup Forums here?
DISCOUNT STINGER MUST DIE
WHEELETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
This has been a reckoning too long coming
>Another 8 minute interview with the Asian Robot Professor
LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR
GABRIEL VS IRONSIDE
LET'S GO MOTHERFUCKERS
Our lads for this heat, but Thor overall.
That stupid wheely cunt better get fucked up by spinny bar bot
Which robot is the biggest jobber in Robot Wars history?
I'm thinking Gemini
YES FUCK THOSE WHEELS
Who's your boy for the whole series, Sup Forums?
Carbide/Ironside/Thor here
>wheels
Gabriel is mortal after all
FUCK GABRIEL
FUCK HIM UP KILLALOT
SHITBRIEL BTFO
ITS GOING TO GET FUCKED UP
anyone from the old series made an appearance?
First time I've watched the new one.
>Gabriel is so shit that it's unbeatable
KEK
Thank fuck
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
ahahahahha yes!
get fucked gabriel
Razer by far
Ironside is also fast
Behemoth
Apollo too
Based Killalot taking his axe as a trophy
WHY WONT IT DIE
Razer turned up and got BTFO in round 1
Killalot out to kill a meme robot
Plastic armour seems to be working quite well though, I guess it flexes against spinners
>Killalot actually helping out Gabriel
The fucking pity. =
>gaybriel
HE GOT THE AXE STUCK AHAHAHAHHA
>Gabriel Melting
YES, BURN, BURN
so gabriel's plan is to be so shit/non-confrontational that everyone else only gets 2 points per round, right
>Killalot freeing Gabriel
JUDAS
>No Razer
>No Hypnodisc
>No Panic Attack
>No FireStorm
>No Chaos 2
>No Pussycat
>No Wheely Big Cheese
>No that stupid robot with the face that always caught fire
>No Sgt Bash
>NO STG BASH
Fuck this new series.
IT BENT THE AXE LOL
>STUCK ON THE GRILL
BASED SPINNERS SAVING THE NIGHT
Razer jobbed first episode
Thor was a runner-up but is getting in as a wildcard
Storm 2 and Thermidor also both were eliminated
...
Who Roadblock here
JUST DIE PLEASE
The girls from Ironside get a thumbs up from me.
This fucking memebot
>No Razer
They had their chance, they fucked up.
Who /his/ here?
As much as I hate that big wheeled fucker, he's resilient I'll give him that
That was satisfying
>One spinner robot vs 5 wheel robots
Based Diotor
>its a Diotoir is on fire episode
Razor appeared, it was just beaten in round one
>literally the same robot they built in 1998
madmen
>No Razer
>implying
Also it's name was Diotior
Team Razor took a dive, they just couldn't be arsed and were only there for the money
>>No that stupid robot with the face that always caught fire
That was Diotoir, and they applied, but their bot was apparently deemed too shit.
its going to come back
Imagine being so much of a memebot that SIR KILLALOT helps you instead of killing you.
Don't get your hopes up for Pussycat.
The driver and the dad both died ages ago - driver got hit by a car on a motorbike and the dad died of cancer.
Sorry for the feels.
Kekked about diotoir
>more 'woman does planning and organisation'
>2016
Ooooh the woman is in charge of admin this time guys
This NEET piece of shit
>mummy and daddy did all the real work
Gabriel is so retarded, it's kind of adorable.
>Organisation and admin
>All these NEETs and Wizards BTFO by an old man and his white family
Is Pulsar an alcoholic, or does he spend his GBP on tendies?
>organisation and admin
The heads up at BBC must hate this show, all the women do is make the tea
>Razer jobbed first episode
kek, great news. No chaos 2 intersex guy then yet? shame :(
>In charge of admin
You could either get a robot from this new series or Angela
What do? If you go for the robot which one
>it's an autistbot gets destroyed episode
so cathartic
>implying the showrunners didn't force them out to avoid another "Razer dominates everything" series
Remember, Pulsar is our lad
he's probably here right now
Really want to see Killalot grab some wheels.
ONE HIT KO HOLY SHIT
BEAST BTFO
They actually but flameable paste onto it so it would caught fir quicker...
Absolute madman
>too shit
>they let a robot made of wood in 5 days in
wut
>Organisation and Admin
Pulsar post you nerd
That was quick as fuck.
> Mum
You don't look mixed race mate
Holy fuck, that was *unsheathes katana* the battle
FLIPPER BTFO
OVER 9000
BEAST BTFO
>kind of my baby
Yeah, because you'll never have a real baby you autistic fuckwit
HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT
>WAGEKEKS
But everyone loves Razer dominating everything?
kek
NOIICE
NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID
Pulsar looks like one of those two wheeled things I've seen people riding around on.
>beast not so beast after all