Robot wars thread

Robot wars thread

WHO /THOR/ HERE

EXPOSED WHEELS EXPOSED

animee

PULSAR IS OUR LAD

The gaint wheel fuck is going to win

Everybody in the thread is /THOR/ tbqh senpai

IRONSIDE = OUR LADS

who Sup Forums here?

DISCOUNT STINGER MUST DIE

WHEELETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

This has been a reckoning too long coming

>Another 8 minute interview with the Asian Robot Professor

LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE ROBOTS HIT THE FLOOR

GABRIEL VS IRONSIDE

LET'S GO MOTHERFUCKERS

Our lads for this heat, but Thor overall.

That stupid wheely cunt better get fucked up by spinny bar bot

Which robot is the biggest jobber in Robot Wars history?

I'm thinking Gemini

YES FUCK THOSE WHEELS

Who's your boy for the whole series, Sup Forums?
Carbide/Ironside/Thor here

>wheels

Gabriel is mortal after all

FUCK GABRIEL

FUCK HIM UP KILLALOT

SHITBRIEL BTFO

ITS GOING TO GET FUCKED UP

anyone from the old series made an appearance?

First time I've watched the new one.

>Gabriel is so shit that it's unbeatable
KEK

Thank fuck

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

ahahahahha yes!

get fucked gabriel

Razer by far

Ironside is also fast

Behemoth

Apollo too

Based Killalot taking his axe as a trophy

WHY WONT IT DIE

Razer turned up and got BTFO in round 1

Killalot out to kill a meme robot

Plastic armour seems to be working quite well though, I guess it flexes against spinners

>Killalot actually helping out Gabriel
The fucking pity. =

>gaybriel

HE GOT THE AXE STUCK AHAHAHAHHA

>Gabriel Melting
YES, BURN, BURN

so gabriel's plan is to be so shit/non-confrontational that everyone else only gets 2 points per round, right

>Killalot freeing Gabriel
JUDAS

>No Razer
>No Hypnodisc
>No Panic Attack
>No FireStorm
>No Chaos 2
>No Pussycat
>No Wheely Big Cheese
>No that stupid robot with the face that always caught fire

>No Sgt Bash
>NO STG BASH

Fuck this new series.

IT BENT THE AXE LOL

>STUCK ON THE GRILL

BASED SPINNERS SAVING THE NIGHT

Razer jobbed first episode
Thor was a runner-up but is getting in as a wildcard
Storm 2 and Thermidor also both were eliminated

...

Who Roadblock here

JUST DIE PLEASE

The girls from Ironside get a thumbs up from me.

This fucking memebot

>No Razer
They had their chance, they fucked up.

Who /his/ here?

As much as I hate that big wheeled fucker, he's resilient I'll give him that

That was satisfying

>One spinner robot vs 5 wheel robots

Based Diotor

>its a Diotoir is on fire episode

Razor appeared, it was just beaten in round one
>literally the same robot they built in 1998
madmen

>No Razer
>implying

Also it's name was Diotior

Team Razor took a dive, they just couldn't be arsed and were only there for the money

>>No that stupid robot with the face that always caught fire
That was Diotoir, and they applied, but their bot was apparently deemed too shit.

its going to come back

Imagine being so much of a memebot that SIR KILLALOT helps you instead of killing you.

Don't get your hopes up for Pussycat.

The driver and the dad both died ages ago - driver got hit by a car on a motorbike and the dad died of cancer.

Sorry for the feels.

Kekked about diotoir

>more 'woman does planning and organisation'
>2016

Ooooh the woman is in charge of admin this time guys

This NEET piece of shit

>mummy and daddy did all the real work

Gabriel is so retarded, it's kind of adorable.

>Organisation and admin

>All these NEETs and Wizards BTFO by an old man and his white family

Is Pulsar an alcoholic, or does he spend his GBP on tendies?

>organisation and admin

The heads up at BBC must hate this show, all the women do is make the tea

>Razer jobbed first episode

kek, great news. No chaos 2 intersex guy then yet? shame :(

>In charge of admin

You could either get a robot from this new series or Angela

What do? If you go for the robot which one

>it's an autistbot gets destroyed episode

so cathartic

>implying the showrunners didn't force them out to avoid another "Razer dominates everything" series

Remember, Pulsar is our lad

he's probably here right now

Really want to see Killalot grab some wheels.

ONE HIT KO HOLY SHIT

BEAST BTFO

They actually but flameable paste onto it so it would caught fir quicker...

Absolute madman

>too shit
>they let a robot made of wood in 5 days in
wut

>Organisation and Admin

Pulsar post you nerd

That was quick as fuck.

> Mum

You don't look mixed race mate

Holy fuck, that was *unsheathes katana* the battle

FLIPPER BTFO

OVER 9000

BEAST BTFO

>kind of my baby

Yeah, because you'll never have a real baby you autistic fuckwit

HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT HE'S FUCKING DONE IT

>WAGEKEKS

But everyone loves Razer dominating everything?

kek

NOIICE

NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID

Pulsar looks like one of those two wheeled things I've seen people riding around on.
>beast not so beast after all