Any Anons know where this key came from? Is it even a keycard? It is all black. Only data strip on the back

Any Anons know where this key came from? Is it even a keycard? It is all black. Only data strip on the back.
Preggo co-worker found it in her bleck baby daddy's pants when doing laundry. LOL Told her it was probably a Hotel key, but she is in denial.

>she is in denial

She burned the coal..She knows.

Did a minute of half-assed googling, didn't find shit. Where's this at?

Sooooo, nobody?

Southern California.
He said he found it in a rental car and just put it in his pocket.

I thought it was a Hyatt, then I saw some kind of realestate key that looks sort or similar when I was searching.
Baffled at this point.

Bullshit. He's been getting his dick sucked by white twinks in a hotel hot tub.

Agreed.
She told me the same thing happened with her last black baby daddy's. Shit went down after she got very pregnant. It's like watching a stereotype unfold before your eyes.

Redpill her on niggers. This is your mission, user.

You can't save her. Just watch it happen and don't get dragged into it.

Jesus, I'm not that retarded.
I just kind of enjoy the mystery and it is entertaining to watch unfold at work.
Looks like the world may never know, and he will keep slinging aids to and fro until he really slips up.

This>>>> why do you fucking care she has made the nigger mistake twice do you think she's going to come around and not be a mud shark because you played beta detective? His cock will be in her mouth no matter what you find

Like I said, I could care less, she obvsly didn't learn her lessons he first time. It is way more about the fact that this fucking card info still evades me. Seems I'm not the only one.

Tell her he has AIDS best bet now leave current kid abort the one in the oven move to new town, find another you to pretend she never went slumming with

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I wonder if her coal burning is in any way related to her being in the military. She was in the Navy.

Have you tried pulling the numbers off of it? Probably a worthless semirandom code that doesn't mean anything without the hotel's network for reference, but maybe there's something recognizable there, even if it's not human readable.

Don't currently have access to it. I'll give it a shot. Even if I find out at this point I realise it changes nothing, just gives me something good to do during my boring day selling dildos.

>selling dildos

You had my attention at dildos. Please explain.

That was the last word though. Getting your attention then was nothing special as he was done communicating.

For the time being I manage a brick and mortar porn shop in Southern California.

Shit, man. See anything crazy, or is it mostly gay guys and middle age single moms?

Hollywood Roosevelt

Yeah, pretty often. Caught a guy trying to take our broom out of the hallway to put up his ass today.
At a near by location some guy crawled on top of the booths they had. He was screaming that his gf was stuck in the walls.
Had a fat southern looking white guy collapse while looking at tyranny dvds. Just suddenly crashed backwards so hard and split his head open and he fucking bled everywhere until the ambulance came. His straw hat was almost across the store. He kept trying to get up and was so fat he wobbled like a turtle on his back. Guy refused to believe he just passed out even though he was laying in a puddle of his own blood.
Had a guy passed out in front of the store that when I woke him up thought I was in his fucking house waking him up, and he wanted to know how I got in. I try to keep a basic log of this these events. Photos sometimes. Mostly videos.

The Howard Johnson in Corn Valley

Wrong. It's the Hollywood Roosevelt

Nope lol faggot

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Holy fucking shit. Mystery over. Thank you user!!
Looks like he really did find the key card in the rental car they were using....and then...I guess put it in his pocket?
Pfffft.
Although Hollywood is quite a drive for some secret boots. Over 2 hours.

Shit, man. Hang in there, K? I would say to have a gun in the back, but guns made after world war 2 are racist in California.

>2 hours for secret boots
Not out of the realm of possibility though. If the affair originated online or old fuck buddies and the other person was visiting for business and it was their one chance or whatever.

HAH.
I will!!
Most days are chill. I've been here too long so the story's kind of accumulate.