Why can't women play instruments?

Why can't women play instruments?

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I bet there are plenty female artists who play better than you do

instruments are for plebs

Why can't men play instruments?

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That's a woman

Preoccupied with romancing boys.

No human can play instruments

Name 1 (ONE) musician that can play an instrument

Pro tip: You can't!

Because the only women that have enough alone time to be able to learn one are too fat to actually do it.

/ourgirl/ Molly here is a bretty good guitar person.

hmmm

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Asian, doesn't count.

>Asians don't identify as male or female
Get out of that bubble user, Asians are human like you and I.

No, they're just good at things.
Should change thread to white girls.

The guitar is a fundamentally phallic instrument. When girls play it it's a slow, gentle strum, much equivalent to a harp rather than the tradition of classical or rock guitar.

This but unironically.
>inb4 cherrypicking

>The guitar is a fundamentally phallic instrument
Only fags with cock on their mind say this.
If dem curves don't remind you of a woman then you gay af.

They have no reason to
Music is an evolution of mating calls
Men do the courting 90% of the time
Ever notice how the funniest/most talented women are ugly or gay?
Because in that event they actually need to court mates.

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youre not gonna ask a bunch of black guys who is good at shootin some b ball nigguh
you might as well go home and jerk off

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It's a big ol' ball sack kid.

Do you think she has a cute little belly chub?

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look at me, i play pentatonic minor licks I stole from other players. not everyone and their mothers do this at all

everytime I see a women with a guitar I think of that video where the girl is playing guitar from her youtube channel and then it turns she shot a GDP video like the slut she is.

Smaller hands
Same reason kids are shite at guitar

>why won't girls play my instrument

>Asians are human

lmao just keep working on your sweep picking in your moms basement

White girls yeah sure. Asians are great at everything, and Elizabeth Cotten was the best finger picker in her time.

Great at everything except having above 5/10 looks

lol'd out loud loudly

joanna newsom exists

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Girls seem to be better at the harp

Yeah I know one who plays the harp. Are we talking about the same girl?

Wow, an open C. How can I contact her for lessons? Just kidding, that is actually pretty damn masterful for a gal. Great job!!!

Lel I was just talking about this nice jeiwsh lady I found on YouTube who plays ancient melodies and Psalms on the he harp

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didnt her gook parents beat her into understanding that no one likes a show off