/vocaroo/ thread - bluesy tuesday edition

>Official Unofficial Rules

1. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
四. Must post at least one (1) OC vocaroo to participate in this thread

>Obligatory English

why is everything so dark and empty?
why does every second hurt so badly?
why do i feel death would still not bring me the peace I so desperately seek?
nothing has value. nothing distracts me from the pain of existing

vocaroo.com/i/s0soz1A6XRck

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youtube.com/watch?v=-ZujhoHZBsg
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youtube.com/watch?v=yPx_I6nPR2w
vocaroo.com/i/s1fgn7sofBW6
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youtube.com/watch?v=8yJpLc5tIP4
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vocaroo.com/i/s0ohwHL1dQLx

xx

vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

vocaroo.com/i/s1KufhnQDD0P

>vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
>tfw you recognise this link without even opening it

vocaroo.com/i/s0ESggVhCBrU

I really want to hear a qt girl sing this
youtube.com/watch?v=-ZujhoHZBsg

;_;

vocaroo.com/i/s1xY7iunEmDQ

just wanked to this

...

vocaroo.com/i/s0rcUOvmJGYs

vocaroo.com/i/s0qsYh2t3jra

3/10, not enough "honhonhon fromage hon la baguette la hon beret honhon"

ok you can fuck off I changed my mind

good posts
bad post

seconded
or poker

...

"hello" is better than "heil hitler"?

vocaroo.com/i/s1J4moLeVx0V

kek at searching that one note

vocaroo.com/

nice

EXCELLENT post

gonna add that one to my vocaroo collection 2bhwyfl

Quality thread, really makes me think.

This is actually really good.

Felt like singing.

vocaroo.com/i/s0UcL8jpFipv

sing some Jeff Buckley

does anybody have the vocaroo where it's going off about cornwall and how user never liked him and all his posts are shite and that he's an arsepiece?

or, the one about the (irish) pozz cuckold?

If there is an irish guy here, could you say
"I'm the irish guy"?

If not, could anyone say "I'm the irish guy" in their best irish accent?

I am not very familiar with his music, but I did what I could.
vocaroo.com/i/s1GTaUd7JU82

you should try some of his own stuff, like forget her

Why not something in Finnish?
vocaroo.com/i/s1eXDpcSDLq8

vocaroo.com/i/s0ylDxVz8PGa

>/requesting/

"I fuckin hate Brits, man. I fuckin HATE THEM. Like they come here and they've got that accent. And it's just... like I don't use this word often, but it's actually so cuckold. It's like this dry, whingy—it's pathetic. I fuckin hate Brits, I actually wanna just fuckin chuck 'em in the nearest bin. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Dollars, just rot in the fuckin bin! FUCK."

vocaroo.com/i/s1Iy9IHFwaje

DIE BRITS DIE

because you have a light voice that I thought would fit some buckley songs

>Why not something in Finnish?
vocaroo this:
sinä haiset kissan paskalle. annatko mummisi kakata kasvoilleni?

It's hard to sing a music when you don't know it, give me some time to get used to it.
Meanwhile, I tried a song that reminds me of Jeff Buckley's voice range:
vocaroo.com/i/s0kkp5YiMOkx

vocaroo.com/i/s1vuEBXxSAZb

sure
what's that song? sounds nice

>what's that song?
youtube.com/watch?v=yPx_I6nPR2w

Also here's improvised Forget her: vocaroo.com/i/s1fgn7sofBW6
I derped hard because I was hearing the music ahead of time as reference. But here's how I remember the chorus from heart, might sound better:
vocaroo.com/i/s0doaJyEaDWY

I really like the "from the moment that you met her" part, nice melody.

Do you know any Portuguese music you can attempt?

Say the name of the planets in the Solar System in your language (starting with Mercury)

youtube.com/watch?v=8yJpLc5tIP4
I could try this tomorrow

vocaroo.com/i/s18ya83ozs82

>vocaroo.com/i/s1vuEBXxSAZb
kek

give me some american shit brosef

yeah, the chorus by heart sounds better
good job!

>Jorden
interesting
vocaroo.com/i/s0uriyJCoSmM

okay this is the most american thing i could think of:

>tfw puny american flushing pressure
>tfw massive american supersized shit
>tfw plushy extra-ply toilet paper
>tfw useless plunger
>tfw broken toilet flapper
>tfw shitwater overflowing
>tfw using a kool-aid pitcher to remove some of the shitwater from toilet bowl
>tfw pouring it into the bathtub
>tfw bathtub now littered with tiny pieces of shit and decomposing toilet paper

also r8 this pls tack
vocaroo.com/i/s1Z2Mgcl44yH

vocaroo.com/i/s0FS8qvp51L0

vocaroo.com/i/s1eou8CLbG5Z
I have no idea what I'm doing.

off to mow the lawn. bbl

Tellus can also be used instead of Jorden but I think it is only in academic contexts. So much latin though...

vocaroo.com/i/s0xZIEtDprmY

>I have no idea what I'm doing.
10/10

most planets are roman gods and mythology right?
in spanish we use latin "Terra" (Tierra) for earth too

greek gods, roman names

>/requesting/

more instruments & singing thanks

no friends
no excuses

i-i-i-i meant some shit to say....

7/10 i can understand almost everything you sing but you sound like a socially awkward dane trying to sing a swedish song.

>i-i-i-i meant some shit to say....
yeah, read that greentext.

>socially awkward
nail on fuckin head

>vocaroo.com/i/s1J4moLeVx0V

vocaroo.com/i/s1Vyxh3pxrLc

am i black now

what the fuck. are you actually an american? top fucking kek i wasn't expecting that

im actually 100% swedish and ive never been to the americas, give me some swedish text and ill prove it to you.

>give me some swedish text and ill prove it to you.
well i don't actually know swedish so i wouldn't actually be able to tell whether or not you were speaking fluently.

but damn dude you've got that accent nailed down fucking perfectly

holy shit nigger, how'd u get so good?

Are you black or white? That's really good.

watching black american movies and playing games with americans

lots of these two

white

Hi foreigners, can you please say this delicate phrase :
"va te faire foutre, espèce de gros con."

Thank you.

>swedish
>white
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

vocaroo.com/i/s1GIi4jMR4l3

vocaroo.com/i/s1NrO2nfuJnq

>vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
what is this? hahha

the legendary northerner land

vocaroo by tripfag Nigel Abode drunkenly ranting about Scots and Nordees

rant, not land
kek

vocaroo.com/i/s1Db74PmI7sw

More singing.
vocaroo.com/i/s1pfKVeDy1mL

vocaroo.com/i/s0t4KTtAKxz6

pretty hilarious

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Noice, very American
You say it very hard, but It's the good way to say it desu
I love the "FOUTRE"
nearly perfect

>Noice, very American
putain

Thank you guys for answering, by the way

>Thank you guys for answering, by the way
np frenchbro

I said it as a compliment, American accent is very appreciated here... Don't take it bad

i knew i had to put all my efforts in that word jaja

do you think i got could a french gf?
pic is me

I think you need a bigger turban.

good idea, merci

You're welcome. Keep your foreign accent and some girls should be interested.
And you were right, It's the most important word in the phrase.

je veux me baigner dans sa sueur

je veux l'enfiler

:p

strategic page 9 bump

نحنا رجالك يا بشار
vocaroo.com/i/s0b2H8YAlgbj

vocaroo.com/i/s05EfKGGTbCP
I'm pretty shit at french
vocaroo.com/i/s0wQW9zcmZVM
lol, did you say roscón? jajaj