Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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still here

Makoto claimed

cheeki
how have you been you fuck

Still here


and


Yeah would be a good time
Awesome will look into it

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Wow Im bad at replying. And we cant steal the clockwork minotaur. Found the owner of the tower and made amends for trying to steal his stuff.

>feeling nothing at the passing of grandparents
I know that feel. It was surreal.

nice legs

U wot

Pretty good. Did a lot of car work today. Opened up the gas tank, took the fuel pump out, drained the gas tank, now I'm waiting for it to clean up a bit. Gonna have to drain it again tomorrow.

I tuned my guitar down to drop C, it's metal

nice peek

You are up late

I claimed you

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Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
hanako
I'll try. Although they declared war on me for not giving up Danzig
>you're wrong! I hate you!
>d-don't openly compliment me... It's embarrassing...
>it does not! All it want to say is you're a big stupid perv!
>stupid pervert...

I'll take one for you

is your shitty car fixed yet

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gib

nice hair too
but mom !

>checked

Y tho

>Shitty
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And no, I still don't have the tools to remove the exhaust and transmission yet. This is the "new" RX. Look at how the inside of the tank looks like!

Thanks.
No buts now let me bathe you
Thanks

Misaki.
Kind of.

Shit it's starting already huh?
> Oh i am not~ No you don't~
> Well i would do it privately, but that's not really an option right now~ Besides i know you like it, i bet you'd love for me to embrace you from behind as i whisper sweet compliments in your ear~
> Aaaaaannd~?
> You enjoy it~

cute ears elfpire
oh are you drunk now ?

good
what are you playing?
yes it's long and dark just how I like it.
would you look at that cheeky face

I wish

youtu.be/Bf7mukqw3hQ

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you mean cute everything

Disgusting

no problem

Hi new pet, I'm your new master
What's up

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yes it is pretty long
she is the best girl on that series
well then you may have some of mine and bathe me
that too but ears mainly

I was trying to figure out Freya by The Sword. I tuned it back to C# for that Black Sabbath

Go away you boat.
No touching my Shizu.

yes yes, you'll get used to it

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Hello everyone~

how are you tonight?

David

no u idolfag

heya firekeeper

Shizu isn't a Syndra Sex Slave if Syndra doesn't exist anymore.
Also I miss the teamaster

Yeah. Which is why I'm playing l4d2 now
>yes you are!and yes i do!
>w-whatever
>no i would not! I would hate that! And i hate you!
>you're a stupid pervert!
>i do not!
Hello fire keeper

No more details?

>Misaki Claimed

That sounds like a deal

Hiya Shinobu
How are things?
Hello Juvia!
Err.. Uhm, n-nice Hanako you've got there..
How are you tonight?

Jolyne Kujo claimed

she is
have you actually watched it?
I haven't heard of that band before but it's a nice song.
What can you play from sabbath's repertoire?

Hmm?
Hmm...

Shoo
Wasn't the cat thing an idol or something too?

Griffith is boo

What are the point of these threads? Why not take a shower, hit the gym, put the nuggets down and find a real wife? Fucks sake I got a wife and 2 girlfriends.

good, played lots of vidya today, how are you?

I can play a bit of I can play a lot of songs from Paranoid and Master of Reality, I've been trying to get Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and Snowblind down

How polite -_-

You can have a cool gundam

She was a guitarist and singer

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its day pretty much
doing good so far played some games with friend
how about you ?
sweet
I sure did
its was pretty nice

Really simple. This is all they can do.

Good morning Honey~ How are you?

Abandoning your people just like that, how cruel~ ;p Have fun~
> Nah i have a feeling i'm not~ Sure you do~
> Soon enough~
> Oh don't lie, i know you got excited when you read that~ You want it bad don't you~?
> There's more to it than that~
> Do too~
Wew, such cute white panties~

I work as a painter/assistant handyman.
Learning the trade via experience rather than school.

Thats close enough.

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I only browse 4chink when I'm taking a shit or when I want to laugh at how pathetic some are.

Yeah anything else you want?

Wow, that's actually really cool. Now you just need a tan and a beard and you can claim to be Jesus

had a good day home alone, thinking about goin to bed soon tho

You can play their essentials then, that's good.
Is this as far as you'll stray away from classic rock?
I enjoyed it too.
It's funny because I started posting her before I watched the show.

nuu
Not the same thing!

>check
What did ya play?
Good, having breakfast, work soon
Good evening Sweetie~
I'm pretty good, having the usual. And how are you? Aren't you sleepy~?

I play a bit of everything: Beatles, Rush, Audioslave, Black Keys, Green Day, and a few others that escape me.

I wonder what else I'd like
what do you think ?
I spent half of the day at home alone too had too much to clean up and make some room
well it was a nice pick from the start , she is pretty cute after all and all best girls use legwear

Why do you listen to shit?

Im not sure so you can say

R00d
No egg rolls for you, then.

I realize this is bait, but whatever
>implying any of those are shit

Thanks. Haha it's too bad i don't tan well and my beard doesn't grow in full enough~

Good to hear~
I'm pretty good, just got done kicking the ass of a skinny frail prince and his cripple brother~
Nah i got a good 5 hour nap in~ What about you, i kept you up way past your bedtime after all~ ;p

post your stuff
>inb4 a Sup Forums list

You perv i know what you're looking at
I'm good. Played some hearts of iron now playing l4d2
How are you?
Well I'll be back eventually
>y-you are! You're way wrong! I do! I hate you more than anyone!
>shut up!
>i did not! I thinkit's a stupid idea and you're a stupid little pervert!
>no there isn't you stupid perv!
>no i don't!
Stop staring you stupid pervert!

youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight thread.

mostly overwatch, played alittle bit of league tho

i did alittle bit of laundry but didnt have to clean anything

Haven't seen you in a while
Doing well?

But close enough.

They are tbh

>pink Floyd
>King Crimson
>Alt-J
>Yes
>The Who
>U2
>Gorillaz
>Blur
>Sex Pistols
>Ramones
>Blue Oyster Cult
>Dio
That's all off the top of my head, but there's tons more

Wish I was dead tbh

All nice bands.
I should've got into playing guitar when I was younger.
Not all of them
hello I'm doing alright what about you?

Reminds me of when Yui and I talked for the first time and he said 'you sound a lot more masculine than I imagined'.

It kind of makes me smile every time I hear about /waifu/ claimers with tough jobs or hobbies. I don't really know why though.

I wonder that myself now
same I'm still doing some laundry
hopefully I won't be too drunk to finish it
well most then

>says my list of songs I can play is shit
>has U2 on his list

Never too late to start!

I'm doing good
Actually was just stopping by before going to sleep

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neo/mu/

Nancy Suzy Fish claimed

why?

are you drinking water too?

Come on you know. Awe cute art

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Damn, you sure showed two cripples their place, so strong and menacing Hanako~ ;p
That's a lot of sleep, even for you~ ;p
Meh, to counter that I slept in a little so I'm all good~ ;p
Any plans for the night besides lewding~?
Alright, you got me.... I really like the hair, pls don't be mad ;~;
L4d2 best game for mods, 11/10 would shoot a shitload of Spongebobs and run away from Hitler-witch again
Just having some breakfast, gonna work on projects soon so fun times ahead
Why do you never play any good games
Besides
Paladins >>> OW
discuss

Lot of things on my mind, death doesn't sound so bad right now

I can give you that
I know!
But it would've been a better use of my time
goodnight

off to sleep, night everyone!

>blue oyster cult
Can we have sex now?
Liar! You were looking at her panties
Pervert
Game's absolutely best game with mods
Oh i bet there are