Why aren't you drinking diet coke and becoming part of the diet coke master race

Why aren't you drinking diet coke and becoming part of the diet coke master race

>master race
>dementia and stroke
pick one jackass

>I wanna drink some shit that'll kill me
>but I don't want it to taste good

Either you all in or you all out.

Easy choice master race the one with diet coke dat will probably give me overall boy cancer in 25 years

What? That's what I'm drinking right now

Enjoy the holes in your brain

Good man

My personal favorite is the one with lime tho

Because of the ingredients that may be harmful for people with onset schizophrenia.

Do you know Brandon?

I see you are a man of culture
Who is this Brandon lol

Because it's toxic shit?

What about Coke zero? is it the same?

Cancer.
All the way.
F U Millenium.

/thread

No, its marketed to men

>dementia and stroke
>kill
>cancer
>holes in brain
check'd

So is "diet coke" some new street drug? or wtf?

your insolence deeply disturbs me dietfag

Coke zero tastes to similar to normal coke it's not as nice as diet coke

Fuck outta here waterfag

pepsis the shit i aint drinking no water jeebs

Pepsi is a poor mans coke

because it tastes like piss and has shit all for caffine

cuz it makes it even worse

because i'm not a delusional fattie

Diet Coke? Fuck that shit.
Green River Masterrace is here.

I thought only 45-year-old woman drank that horse piss. I guess I learned something today.

Don't have to be a fatty to enjoy the good taste of a diet coke my friend

>2017
>still drinks soda

>current year
>Doesn't consume diet coke regularly

damn bro, you just flipped his whole argument against him.