What would you do with this?

What would you do with this?

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Leave it on the door step of a church.

I'd go there. She has a nice smile

This isn't the Fleshlight I asked for, but I'll take it.

A human fleshlight? I'd fuck it of course.

Ask her how she managed to shave her puss

Impregnate her, just for see if she can survive that

Ask her how she manged to wipe her ass

Strap her on my back and go hiking

She's a lot of maintenance for a fleshlight.
I this real though, looks like a Photoshop to me.

Bring it back to the store.

Obviously defective.

Shove my cock down her throat

practice tatooing on her

...

Put it out of its misery then have sex with the original unshooped version

Simple. Id blow load after load in her. She'd be my cum catcher, my personal little fuck toy and cum dumpster. Pretty cute too imo

Have her prosecuted at a Saudi Arabian Shariah Courth

>Be me
>date a girl with no arms or legs
>Lost them in ve-ET-Nam
>Her handler drives her over to my place
>Carry her to bedroom
>Fuck her stupid
>Throw her out my window (I live on the first floor)
>Throw out the wheelchair
>Play videogames so I can't hear her outside
>Give her clothes to goodwill
>Karma -1 for throwing her out
>Karma +1 for donating clothes
>Break even on Karma and get laid
>???
>Profit.

Tbh, I'd just straight out abuse her like a nigger...

>Lamb of God fan
>Shoulda known

get her some prosthetic limbs

Put her in a box somewhere and abuse her whenever I feel like fapping. Which is like.. basically all day..

Id melt her like jews meltes steel beams

fuck her all night!

dunno if that woulda been a break even lel but i did lol

What would you do with this?

Nothing.

>Kick it dead.

I think my computer just got aids...
I'd just kill her, best for all of us..

Pretty much whatever the fuck you want.

Lock her in a basement, dress her up in a tyrannosaurus rex-costume, then fuck the shit out of her asshole, then give her anal prolapse

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maybe if a black man watched

>Dude, you're a hero

How does she keep a fit body like that?
>Cant do situps

Anyone else have an amputee fetish?

Not gonna lie, braces and chub are pretty hot.

>What would ya' do with this?

Underated post

Only you can make me feel alive daddy, carve my ass out pls

The face of a desperate man.
>I want a woman who doesn't way more than 140 lbs
>How about 90 without any arms or legs?
>sold.

Yep. Dump your stash. Any creampie?

That's a dude, dude.
>dubs

>Straightout throatfuck the guy

>I w-want a woman who can't hit me or ch-chase me, or defend herself in any way.
>dude... Why are you so scared of wo-
>I WANT WHAT I FUCKING WANT

>This whole thread is filled with dubs

Carved his ass out like a pumpkin for Halloween

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kek

sext for six months and never fuck prolly

Gag gag gag gag - Lisa Ann

Im just gonna leave this here...

...

Never forget

Feed it clean it and enjoy it

Nice super real feeling fleshlight

I would fill her mouth with poop, then duckt tape her mouth.

Ontario fag?

you can't wait when there are enemies nearby

How you expect her to sext you nigga? She can't take no pictures. She ain't got no arms. Any picture you see of a woman without arms or legs naked, is a whore.

>I would take a walk out in the streets,
>find a poop
>eat the poop
>shit it out
>fuck the poop
>eat it
>shit it out in her mouth
>throatfuck her with the poop as lube
>throatfuck her slowly until she stops fighting back
>let her rest in peace

I would shag the shit out of her belly. Then I would shove my djingeridooed-sized dick through her nose, penetratring her brains.

What would you do to this beauty?

nothing. She's trash. She has arms and presumably legs. Give me back the women without arms or legs. I want property, not management.

>cut her head off and plant cannabis in it

> ur officially my hero

Probably culturally enrich her

Leave it naked fuck it and feed it

MOAR

Shove acid in its mouth then fuck it.

Might blast a fart on its eyes before I leave it in a field.

With the risk of soundin like a whiteknight faggot:
Probably fuck the shit outta HER.
Then take care of her, try to help her live a normal life asif she hadnt lost her limbs...
(And continue to fuck the shit outta her every other night..)

bitch got a nose doesn't she?

ps: your moms a whore, yo

then make her eat all the eggs

Crank it, spank it, smack it on the bing-bong!

Eggs? The fuck are you on about?

Boxing Helena?

>marry her
>emotionally abuse her constantly by asking for handjobs
>watch her squirm
>?????
>roll her up like a pig in a blanket
>fuck in the pussy
>fucking the ass
>throw inside the trash receptacle
>okie dokie

Toss it on the bbq.

Anal. I mean... wtf is she gonna say? No?

No means nothing when she can't physically stop you.
>Donkey punch,.

>not being superior genetics
>not being able to sweet talk bitches into anything
>not being an alpha
>being a beta and resorting to rape

fuck it i guess, what else are you suppose to do feed it eggs and comb its hair?

It's not rape. It's a donkey punch. How was I supposed to know she wasn't into that kinda thing? Because she said no? Who listens to women?

Wow, her hair is awesome

>implying its alpha to request consent to do anything at all
>implying pandering to a physically and mentally inferior being is a mark of good breeding
>implying putting a bitch on a pedestal isn't the path to cuckholdry

Boy, you are lost.

I would fuck her till she is totally exhausted and can´t walk home.

I'd tickle her nose and watch her trying to scratch it.

You have to eat this bowl of eggs

I would turn into a dimensionally master prime hardcore fucker and fuck the life of everything in front of me.

(You)
youtu.be/D4rxmL7ihG8?t=386

I would glue her to a canoe and keep her in my swimming pool as an aquatic pet

The difference between 6'0 and 5'11

(You)
I'm sure anons are crying over this.
May the triforce bless you.

Got me.. Im stumped

YA GOT ME
YA GOT ME GOOD

I think these quadriplegics over the years come to acceptance that the only way they gonna have sex is by letting someone abuse them in any way they see fit and if that's on the mind all the time it's gonna be normalized in their heads so you got yourself a horny fleshlight that basically wants you to enjoy her in any way you feel now that boys is my kinda woman.

sauce?