Prove you aren't americunt?

Prove you aren't americunt?

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i am

I know cook.

The EU has no weapons

And its a good thing

Imagine if every black guy in The EU could walk around with a gun no problem
Can say the sane about white people too

OK, I'm a portly dude, but even I am confused as how someone gets that odd allocation of fatty tissue.

i mean, maybe you'd have less sandnigger attacks if you weren't such pussy repellents and you had guns

I am 1,77 m tall

tha fahk is a m?

>Be me skinny fag in the EU
>Americans spreading bullshit that its wrong to be skinny
>Fat people get threated like gods while me not so much

nice try

I can see my dick and toes when I look down

My passport says Canada on it

You can't stop an attack when the damage is already done.
Its impossible

How come Americans never stop attacks

In school shooting magically everyone owns a gun
But yet nobody uses it to do good
Also no cop will be able to shoot or kill me on the street

i dunno what is more pussy repellent : having no guns or having a floatie around your body ?

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righhttttt but if i said 'prove you aren't asiacunt' it would be racism... fuck outta here

I don't have to tip.

I dont search for bbc porn on pornhub

I can fuck 15 year olds without going to jail

Kek

I drive a stick shift and drive on the left side if the road
I also fuck sheep

But why would you want to...

Are you gay?

No i like women who know what they like and how to get it

>my teeth look like I chew on furniture
>I'm so British I celebrate Ramadan
>I can't stand Americans even though they don't give a shit about me except for Harry Potter and Narnia
>Mosques > pubs
Fuck Americans

Peanut Butter and Jelly is the worst invention ever.

>my motherland is about to be an Islamic state and I have been stripped of any means to do something about it

I'm Canadian eh. I go to timmy ho's and miss chili bowls.

Do they really measure 1.77m rather than 1m 77cm?

You need guns to revolt against the establishment that is cucking you.

I can't buy a gun without taking a class/getting a license and when I got caught smoking pot in the park they just told me to skedaddle. I blew a big smoke cloud too, I expected them to at least fine me

>Muslim mayor bans a billboard because the woman featured is too beautiful

Let's say you Americans decide to do that

Your own army would smoke you in a day

works both ways, at least we dont use imperial though

Fucking lol it was a mass knifing. Dudes would have been dead before police got there

Free healthcare

i think america is the laughing stock of the world

I'm mega inbred from many generations on an island. I'm beginning to think I'm a genetic expirement. My future family line will be mixed with middle eastern folks who are just as inbred. I wonder who's design this was.

You realize the army is full of americans right?

we created America, but it became retarded overtime.

>implying there isn't laws to prevent the us army from firing on citizens
>implyING the army is full of robots
>implying the army is full of single child orphans
>implying the army and it's families are the ones with the guns
>implying it wouldn't be a foreign merc group who has to defend the government from the people

Here's a thought, if it was stopped by someone with a gun... It'd be on FOX news as pro-gun propaganda and then it'd be just a read through like every robbery or other criminal act that was stopped early.

If only the criminal dies, it's not going to make headlines across the globe.

I cook my roast lamb at 180 degrees for an hour and a half.

Talk all the shit you want it just show were winning. Good luck with your Muslim problem

Still winning

nytimes.com/2016/11/28/us/active-shooter-ohio-state-university.html?_r=0

Bet you read that in your home countries Euro-fags

i can spell, know geography, and respect the scientific process.

i enjoy fresh fruit and drinnk a lot of water.

techno is not just for gay people.

"reality" tv should be illegal.

this is the ridiclous logical fallacy of the NRA.. they got people so wound up tight someone was gonna take their guns so they couldn't revolt against some tranny laws...it never crossed their mind that their AR15 isn't gonna do shit against the the bombs dropped from 50,000 feet and the missiles launched from 5,000 miles away

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>drinnk

crap. maybe i'm a little bit american.

>giving up this easily

This is why you are cucked.

So youre gay?

winning what? what are the win conditions?

Everyone now knows I'm 100% European

A is A
A is B
B is C
therefore A is C

Isis seems to be doin alright

Yes because bombing your own country is a good idea.

In the event of a revolt, it's likely they'd institute marshal law. It'd be a matter of resisting till either the military was overwhelmed or till they too revolted.

You'd have to be pretty desperate to bomb your own country, and USA is probably the only country that's based on complete distrust of government institutions.

A serious revolt would require media blockage in order to stop further dissent.

>not having a black president
>being a paid russian troll

one of these two basically

yea, a terrorist organisation like the NRA would act more like ISIS, not like conventional military.

I know I'm not american because i have no freedom, i live under communistic conditions, and am in constant fear of some muslim suicide fag blowing up near me.

Also my country leader is a cuck.

And that's how Europeans all agreed to convert to Islam.

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history rewrite

The world is becoming more irreligious.

>calls NRA terrorist, but not isis

Euro-grade stockholm syndrome to a T

I have no guns so when someone invades my home I'm hopeless.
My country is mostly muslims and islams and terrorists attacks has become part of my normal day.
My country depends on America for military help to protect us if something happened.
All music, movies and TV shows I consume is made in America, yet I think they have no culture.
My dental hygiene is abhorrent.
I am terrified of Russia but act all cocky because America keeps them in check.
I am European.

hi princess learn what a civil war is

It's called syria
American's are fat and lazy with a lot to lose, ISIS is people with little to lose with people coming from around the world as a relgious exercise replacing the other ones who die trying to get their 80 virigns. If you are isis you are going to die.. Syrians dying by the 100,000s.

Lets see
Freedom of speech,
The Ability to defend ourselfs,
The overall quality of life is just better.
Generally wealthier then most of the world.
Have massive wilderness that is untouched.

I don't clap my hands when the plane lands

>implying

i know reading is hard

... to americans

usually it's 177cm

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Lol okay so what's the deal then if were such overweight slobs how come we run the world. What are Europeans waiting for come dethrone us.

>tfw professors fired for not being pc
>tfw 9/11, columbine, aurora
>tfw no source
>tfw billions of dollars in debt
>tfw barely existent environmental protections
>tfw your high school teacher successfully indoctrinates you into believing you live in a quality country

On top of that, IDK what the deal is with the middle east armies but they seem to be garbage. Like the whole middle east attacked tiny israel multiple times and Israel trashed the fuck out of them

And you hear stories of the Iraqis giving up all their equipment and running when confronted with an enemy. They just need to use that oil money to hire a bunch of private military contractors

You're an idiot either way and you have no will to effect change because its too late. You cant even speak up about it without violating some fucked up law. Your country is fucked and you're understandably bitter. Get the fuck out of there man, or quit whinging.

Freedom of speech means not being jailed for teaching your pug to hail Hitler.

I'm poor and anorexic, also my peen is not mutilated.

I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear.

then the u,s, is far from the only country to have freedom of speech

I think people of today actually believe fast food and food you heat in the micro so called processed food is food.

It really is not, it has low nutritional value, contains almost more chemicals than actual natural ingerdiences and will make you fat, get diabetes and all kinds of circulatory diseases.

We who grew up in the 90s know that, fast food and processed food is for special occasion when you are out never more than twice a month.

Learn how to cook food from basic natural ingredients and you will eat really good food, live healthy and be happy every day (no strange pills needed, healthy humans are happy humans).

1m 7dm 7cm

lol 'the fuck are you on about?

>contains almost more chemicals than actual natural ingerdiences

thats some hardcore analysis there lol

It's 1,77m
Not 1.77m

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I'd imagine it relates to the ability of the USA to print vast amount of paper currency & its status as major reserve currency & petro dollar allowing military spending like a drunken sailor & europe being utterly obliterated during ww2

Not sure how that relates to the ability of some rabble rousers needing their AR15s to protect against a government that can launch a missile from 5000 miles away and destroy your whole block though.

Kek Oldfag

I wouldn't touch a circumcised mutilated jew cock.

I haven't met anyone who "dabbed" or had a autism spinner toy

durp

>it's £5.00 not 5,00€

hurp

The PR nightmare it would never happen.

The only thing poundeded is your mom.

I don't make posts on Sup Forums about my medical problems. I go to a doctor which is paid for by taxes.

>my abdominal circumference is smaler then my height
> I can spell abdominal circumference

i take pride in my country's multiculturalism and destruction in the name of the religion of peace

Wife got paid for an entire year off work after having a child & with our next, i'll be taking the year off paid. Now get back to work American child sloors.