Walk into bathroom

>walk into bathroom
>see this

What do?

Use urinal instead.

Walk out

Give it a good suck

id suck it.

Kick it

Spartan kick that dick

Stomp on it. My weak-ass Vans won't help much, but my leg lifts 230 every day. He won't have testes after that.

Probably laugh and flick water from the faucet on him or something

Cold water or hot water?

>do 360
>walk out

Drop, squat and bounce

You mean 180

newfag

Bless.

Do the same in next stall

I'd slip him the ole toe hole.

Kek

kick the dick right where it touches the door so it snaps

you did it already

take a picture and post it on Sup Forums

I would punt kick him right in the balls and dick as hard as I fucking could. Then walk out of the bathroom casually as if nothing happened.

Turn off the lights as I walk out.

Hi friend. You must be new here.

those dirty ass feet... DISGUSTEN

360 and walk away.

Dominate that ass!

>180 degree turn
>get scissor
>180 degree turn back
> ;)

Squat over and poop right on his butthole, he'll never see that one coming

piss on it
then kick it
wash hands
go about my bid'ness

I'd keep making this thread every day because I'm a faggot no life NEET

>Ctrl + F
>kick
>6 results
You are a newfag.

Ah yes, summer is finally here Sup Forumsoys.

spray his whole genital area with OC spray

Go into the stall next to him.

Wannabe cop Security guard detected

Lmao genius user

nope i just like OC spray

1. Take pic.
2. Post to Sup Forums
3. ???
4. Profit.

kick it like beckham.

start punching the stall door with a knuckle duster

Step on it

Summer has come

Tickle it a bit to gain trust and the grab and squeeze the balls as hard as I could

poor lighter fluid on it then light

Damn that's sexy. Got any more pics like that? Would be apppreciated :)

Give him the likaroo

Nice touch user

crawl into his stall then cover his face with my jacket and stab the shit out of him

Check'd

> quoting it wrong

Get my lawyer and open a case of sexual assault against that fag

push his ass into the stall so his erect dick bends in a way it hurts me to think about

If you sew me I would take a fuckin dump on your head. Then punch your face til u took a dump in your pants.

Turn 360° and walk away

Why are you talking about needlework?

Does anyone want to see a picture of my dick? It's only about 5 feets long but it's a damn good looking dick

Needlework? Idk what your taking about but it sounds like you want a fuckin dump in your pants.

I was talking about taking legal action, then you started talking about sewing... Did you not know how to spell sue or are you just a tard?

Oh lol sorry I'm just retarded. I thought that was just implied by the fact that I have nothing better to do at 5 in the morning than post on Sup Forums about how I'm gonna dump on someone's head. Guess your even more retarded since I had to explain that to you.

You have not been here long have you? Wanting to defecate on someone is nothing out of the norm.

Longer than you I'd bet. But I'm not here for dick measuring.

Now all of the sudden you are talking about measuring dicks, you are all over the place.

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Kick it.

Dick measuring as in I'm not gonna sit here and debate whether I've been on the site longer than you have. It was a metaphor. Guess you really are more retarded than me.

you don't understand math

TOP KEK

TOPUS KEKUS

TOPIMUS KEKIMUS

Take a picture with my phone and post on Sup Forums. Wait for him to leave to get a face picture.

leave while you can newfag

>implying you aren't a newfag

Keked very hard

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Go youngling, before it's too late.

Take pic. Share.

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I don't fuck in the bathroom.