Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Try and get my dick in that mouth

you wanna know her name?

Is something wrong with your leg, miss? Be careful, that radiator might be hot.

Nothing special for me

Cum instantly

Call the police for breaking and entering

so you find her attractive?

No, I know it's Hope Dworaczyk faggot.

>him

fine, fine i'll just keep the other pictures to myself.

>wait a minute...
>this isn't my bedroom
>I'm in jail now

>to myself
They are playboy pics you idiot, they are available everywhere. Post some pics of your slut mom instead.

I don't have such an ugly bedroom

bowl of eggs

atrocious heater

turn 360 degrees and walk the other way

Not the crying game again, shit.

Call police

Check to see if it has benis

Fuck the radiator.