"I'll need 5 hours, sir"

>"I'll need 5 hours, sir"
>"You have 5 minutes"

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>if you kill him you'll be just like him

>"I'm gonna need a car"
>"you can borrow my roller skates"

Roller skates? what movie is this from?

>it's so crazy it just might work

I was '''paraphrasing''' this to fit the thread theme
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>01:20

Newfag detected

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>spirit in the sky starts playing semi-ironically

But it's what separates us from "them"

>"We are the same, you and I..."
>"We are not the same!"

t. nu-cuck

>If you kill your enemies they win

>man gets hit in the balls
>golden retriever whimpers and covers its face with its paws

>I'VE GOT A FRIEND IN JESUS!

>if you strike me down I'll become more powerful then you can understand
>dies and is dead

>WHAT'S PLAN B??!
>IT WAS PLAN B

>character going to a road trip
>wide shot of the golden bridge with born to be wild playing

>the timer stops at 1 second

dumb frogposter

>WHAT'S PLAN B??!
>THERE IS NO PLAN B!!!!!!

>"walk with me"

>"we can't talk here"

>phone rings
>"I need to take this"

>"Woah woah, slow down. So you're tellin me (explanation of previous events)?"

>everyone in the immediate area cringes
>oooooof, that's gotta hurt

>Of course I love you, we are best friends!

>"Woah woah, slow down. So you're tellin me (explanation of previous events)?"
This triggers me

> can you disable it?
> i designed it.
> how long will it take?
> i'm in.

Back when I had an on my feet job that involved dealing with my coworkers a lot, "walk with me" is what i said every other time someone had a question

>cut to a baby laughing

> I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing!

>friend is dying
>yell out don't die on me
>dies anyway

ok
this has been used far more often than the cliche itself

>then blows up the fully operational space station

>no time to explain!

>kids running around
>diddy kong racing starts playing

I think this video is relevant

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>Do you know what the definition of insanity is?

dumb "dumb frogposter" poster

I never said anything about landing the plane!

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>"you sure you know what you're doing?"
>"trust me"
>enemy starts firing

>*slides shield sunglasses from his forehead down to his eyes*
>I'm hacking into the mainframe
>*clickity-clack*
>establishing connection to the server....
>*screens flashes with green/black text on a DOS ui*
>aaaaand
>*presses Enter key*
>I'm in

>villain murders millions of people
>hero given a chance, lets him live because of muh superior moral highground

I actually love using this expression at work, it makes me be able to do shit while helping/listening to my coworkers instead of just wasting 5 minutes explaining something to them sitting still.

>female hacker starts typing really intensely
>"I'm in"

>I don't drink.... wine.

>THAT'S GOTTA HURT
Alternatively:
>THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK
Also:
>JESUS COMMIE-LOVING BUTT FUCKING CHRIST THEY RAPED HIM TO DEATH

So tired of these dumb lines.

>that ending

Kek.

>zoomify

>How do I know I can trust you?
>You don't

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>WHAT'S PLAN B??!
>RUN!

>that kiss
everytime

>zoomify

>woman falls over
>man offers her a hand
>she glares at him and gets up herself
it's 2016 shitlords

>'It's too risky!'
>'You're right, it's too risky'

>beck and kyle wasted their talent on snl

why can't they just go back to making youtube videos, or get their own show

>parent: Tommy, don't play over there; you'll get hurt
>Tommy plays over there and gets hurt
>tone of movie drastically changes

>man and woman having crucial discussion about their situation
>woman starts changing clothes
>during conversation man turns to look at her and shes in her underwear
>"Hey! I said turn around!"

>girl dates popular handsome jock
>plot unfolds
>leaves him for the nerd protagonist

>Disaster happens
>Jason Schwartzman is okay

>"way ahead of ya"

I like how this didn't happen in ST

> but it was right here!
> you gotta believe me!
> i'm not crazy!

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I LOVED how this didn't happen in ST

based x files

>young male protagonist gains control over a ship
>"Hoist the main sail! Port to starboard! Swab the poop deck!"

>I hope you know what you're doing
>Yeah, me too

Actual line from Antz that just came up as I was watching

kek

>Oh yeah? Shoot me!
>*click, character with gun gets punched
>It works better with the safety off

>cocking a loaded gun to intimidate someone

fuck this so much
most of the time they could just explain in one or two sentences in slightly more time than it took to say they couldn't explain

kek

>"I'm bypassing the phone's firewalls so we can use it to remotely delete files on a computer separated by an air gap"
>*bypassing firewall 1/3* shown on screen
>*bypassing firewall 2/3* shown on screen
>*bypassing firewall 3/3* shown on screen
>"It's done. I've deleted the stolen files"
There were at least a dozen other ridiculous things in the new Bourne movie.

cocking a semi-automatic by pulling the hammer back with your thumb

>the "badass action chick" who is skinny and five feet tall, and doesn't take shit from anyone
>can flip a dude twice her size by the wrist

>war movie
>battle starts
>'This great evil, where's it come from? How'd it steal into the world? What seed, what root did it grow from? Who's doing this? Who's killing us, robbing us of life and light, mocking us with the sight of what we might've known? Does our ruin benefit the earth, does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed through this night?'

>i built it

>highschool movie
>a really attractive girl has no friends

>well, well, well
>what do we have here

None of any of these has ever happened.

> hacker finishes hacking
> "HACK COMPLETED" text flashes on the screen

>She takes off her glasses and lets her hair down and realizes she's the hottest girl in school

you fucking FAGGOT

>movie about minuscule living things with intelligence
>anything that's a giant compared to them moves at a third of the speed

>black people in a movie
>they call each other "brotha"

There was no girl in ST, only a spooky skeleton

>How do I know I can trust you?
>You can't trust. That's why you need me

these always remind me of minigames from deus ex/bioshock/mass effect et cetera. video game tier.

I'll wait.

I didn't even realize this makes me angry until now.

I never known one with no friends but certainly there are attractive girls that act like loners because of the autism

>Honey, I've got bad news and worse news.
>Give me the bad news first.
>You're identity has been stolen and the thief emptied all our accounts, your alzheimer's test came back positive and our daughter is literally posessed by a spawn from hell.
>I can't imagine what could be worse than all this.
>My mother is coming over for dinner.

>any Ratchet & Clank game
>hacking involves either a reflex puzzle or a logic puzzle

>movie cover shows the protagonist looking concerned while holding a gun

>skulls pop up

> performs shitty CPR while crying
> pumps ribcage for ten seconds, then gives up

fuck.......

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>male protagonist invites male over for dinner to introduce him to a female friend
>after the entire evening is almost over the male invited over is revealed to be gay