It's not so much that I want to kill him, I just don't want him to be alive anymore.
Kayden Jackson
Fight of the Night.
Oliver Cook
do you think dom's dog can sense he lost the title?
David Moore
NICE DOUBLE DUBS COCKSUCKA >eats edible STEEOPEEK GOT THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY MOTHAFUCKA >picks nose FUCK
Kayden Rogers
he seemed sloppier than usual
Nicholas Wright
One hundred percent, lad.
It's been proven that dogs can sense depression and sadness on humans via body language.
Gavin Nelson
Threadly reminder
Grayson Reyes
right here
the sharpest shins at heem
literally razors
Tyler Murphy
Joey because he got that FUCKING IMMIGRANT MENTALITY
Austin Diaz
their heartbeats are literally synchronized with their owners bro
Hunter Cruz
He would have only won the round anyway with the tap.
Jason Green
I think he knew he was behind on the cards and was looking to clip and drop Cody, so he committed more to power wingers rather than his usual selection of cheeky upjabs, poppercuts, and curldogs.
Caleb Williams
imagine those legs if she didn't shave for 3 months
Brayden Ortiz
FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT MY DUB DUBS LIKE THAT YOU WANNA SUCK DICK? *turns purple* HERE TRY THIS EDIBLE IT'S 750 MG OF KENTUCKY BLUE GRASS THC $10 CHOCOLATE BAR CALLED MOON *spits everywhere* THIS FUCKA IS TAKING SHIT THAT'LL MAKE YE HEAD GROW JUICED WITH ROCKET FUEL
>implying she isn't waxing mma girls supposed to not afraid of pain
Brody Reed
I Saw Joey Diaz at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "OH, LIKE YOURE DOING NOW, COCKSUCKA?"
I was taken back, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "HUH? HUH? HUH?" and eating boogers in front of me. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be doing a podcast and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "TO PREVENT ANY ELECTRICAL FUCKIN INFETTERENCE" and then turned around stuffed weed in his mouth at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say price, he kept interrupting her by saying "IMMIGRANT MENTALITY" really loudly.
Lincoln Thompson
delusion isn't just a river in egypt lol
Kevin Clark
>ur opinion = wgaf sorry mate i dont speak bogun
Ryan Wilson
lmao this is joke
Kayden Bennett
his belly looks like a tumor
Jonathan Brown
best version of this pasta.
Robert Evans
THATS WHEN THE SEED WAS PLANTED
I NOTICE THESE THINGS YA COCKSUCKAS
Zachary Robinson
I make $170k. Do you think Miesha would date me?
Tyler Parker
Actually i was surprised yesterday when i've watched Paul Daley vs Nick Diaz. Nick's walkout song was youtu.be/Ft5c4sAJ_gI - another all-time best for me. It was a soundtrack for my school days in 7-8th grade.
Liam Davis
I love this pasta
Angel Jackson
Underrated
Robert Clark
If Joey had liposuction would he become the strongest welterweight in the world? All of those core muscles built up for decades by carrying around an enormous amount of fat would make him gorilla strong. I bet he'd look like Lesnar if you cut it off.
Benjamin Myers
I actually hate Joey Diaz
Can he just die already
Christian Lewis
>3 wheels per bike MINIMUM
Jeremiah Powell
holy shit its like he's talking to Sup Forums target group
Matthew Thomas
GREAT post. Dare I say the best in this thread
Xavier Campbell
What do you think he did before fighting took off and he lived in his parents basement making shitposts on irish message boards?
Carson Harris
Shut up you fucking cocksucka don't come round here like half a fag thinking we give a fuck about your opinion. go get ya dick sucked or sick your own dick ya momo
Gavin Phillips
>mom's basement
When will these meme end
How many people actually have basements
Xavier Roberts
literally everyone in the US outside of California
Juan Nelson
what does /heem/ think of the UG?
Dylan Robinson
>not having a basement
How fucking poor do you have to be not to have a fucking basement?