Quick and simple. No bullshit please Sup Forums... I need methods on performing suicide with a simple sharp kitchen knife (picture related)
I'm pretty tired hey guys... Thanks for bringing me many smiles. Help me out one last time. Quickest method would be appreciated...
Much love,
user
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are you fucking dense? just slit your wrists.
Hope I don't get the 404
Look, user, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.
I was an orphan. I grew up in Pennsylvania in a whorehouse. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in porno magazine or whatever crap the girls left by the toilet. And I read that some orphans had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. Of being wanted. Because the woman who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear. The closest I got to feeling wanted was from a girl who would make me go through her jons’ pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar, she’d buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it–alone–in my room, with great ceremony, feeling like a normal kid. It said “sweet” on the packet. It was the only sweet thing in my life.
Elaborate?
are those global knives?
Where are you in your life now friend?
shove it in your ass you stupid nigger.
Very good guess - it is indeed
You grew up in PA...doesn't get any better.
it's down the road, not across the street.
also don't. a real good friend of mine did exactly that, I still miss him.
I'm a partner at an ad agency in New York.
Cut your dick off
I am not african in any which way
If you really want to do this, take all the benadryl and drink all the booze you have. Run a hot bath and lay in it when you do it. You should fall asleep and it won't be too bad.
Before you go, invest everything you have into Ethereum.
Will anyone give a detailed, realistic answer please Sup Forums?
That was a nice reference. Also, it was the first thing that made me lol today. Good work, user.
"african"
Clearly a nigger.
Will the bath cancel out the vommit induced by alcohol poisoning?
Now do it
I think if you stab yourself in the neck where you'd normally take a pulse, that should be good. Make sure you get the artery all the way open, and you probably won't even be conscious for long.
But don't kill yourself, Sup Forumsro. Something good could still happen. You never know.
Almost an hero last week. Political refugee, brought my shit place to place as I went. Every time I want to die now I just think "I want to leave". Fuck this cuk country of ours.
Try somewhere else. If it sucks just as bad, at least it'll be interesting for a year or two until you get used wwwwwwto / bored by new flavor of sukk
Let me elaborate: you really shouldn't do it. Think of your family or friends that care about you and would be devastated if you were gone. If you do have literally nothing to live for, though, and you've tried to get help, then lo what you think will help you.
Well done for making it out there user
Ditto ... still miss her
Can you suck my cock first before you die?
Much appreciated for this sincere reply. It just sounded interesting, similar to an idea of a heroin overdose... but, would this really work? The alcohol/bath thing?
I've been on this page for close to 10 years now.
That was the most thirsty shit I've ever seen.
Well you've got to slit your wrists too. The alcohol is just to make it less horrible. The bath will keep your cuts from clotting.
I'll say it again—put everything you have into Ethereum and wait. Or, leave the wallet for somebody in your life.
I also saw the image another poster left... perhaps I should have researched before coming to post. Feels pretty self pitiful actually; regardless, thank you for your many warm replies Sup Forums, much love
get really drunk, lay down on your back and just chill till you get sick, dont move just lay on your back and when you get sick you'll choke on your vomit and youre done
>mfw no live stream
This won't work unless you're on some kind of muscle relaxant. Your body has reflexes that you can't stop unless you're seriously fucked.
Sideways for the long road, long way for the quick way. Your choice, may we meet another time, in another world.
It would be difficult to create a concise cut while utterly smashed... a good idea though to minimise pain. I'll include that thought - using some intoxicating substance
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My thought exactly friend
imagine your mother finding you dead on the floor covered in blood. Don't do it.
Helium
>I've been on this page for close to 10 years now
Yeah sure m8, 10 years
dont do it, you could be missing out on some amazing things later in life
Thank you user. I've researched the exit bag before. It's just difficult to obtain enough helium to do the job. Possibility of being pulled out, rendering me brain damaged, is a difficulty too. I'd much rather have it as certain ad possible
If you're stupid enough to use a knife...
The quickest method would be to slit your throat ear to ear. Tilt your head forward, not backward when you do it. Cut deep, don't hesitate. The aim is to sever the carotid arteries and the jugular. If you do this, you'll lose consciousness within seconds, and be dead shortly thereafter.
Still, it's fucking retarded to try to commit suicide with a knife.
Don't get me wrong friend, I agree. But I've come to a point where ups and downs seem less attractive than an ended certainty
Not that guy but 10yrs is nothing. 2004 to 2017 here. Makes 13yrs doesnt it?
Thank you for your comprehensive reply;considering your claim that it would be stupid to use a knife, do you have any other suggestions friend?
Dude please don't fucking do it, seriously not to be the white Knight here, but stop it, get sum help
I usually just ignore these posts honestly because it's fucking Sup Forums. Sometimes it's nice to take a break from the endless cynicism, ya know, take the day off.
user, you could get your life together instead of quitting like a wanker. There are guys that are uglier than you that have gotten hot women, there are guys dumber than you that have gotten better jobs, there are sadder guys than you that have become very happy and content with life. I have never gotten gooey on fucking Sup Forums before,
If you cant make a straight cut while drunk, maybe you should just kill yourself sober. Who gets so drunk they can't control their own body?
I wouldn't ask for advice on how to do it if it wasn't my full intention... I understand your intentions - for being such a person, I salute you friend
If you're serious, (still think that you should get some help), use drugs or alcohol and then jump down from a bridge
Cut your dick off while erected
It's so selfish, please don't
get drunk and jump off a bridge, that would my go-to suicide method, dunno how long it takes to drown but probably not long
fucking post scars already
Ohh for fuld sake OP, don't kill yourself, think of your parents, your siblings and maybe even your fucking dog if you are lucky enough to have one, seriously just take a drink or 2 and go to bed, everything will be better tomorrow I promise you
just stab yourself in the neck
Down the wrist follow the vain push hard as u can do it in a bathtub helps cut deeper-effy
Much appreciated user. I understand your idea of a better life may bring me to self content. I am very thankful for the blessings I have in my life - very much so, and I agree, things definitely could get even better, but considering death is inevitable, and I've grown tired of ups and downs (despite my appreciation of it ) I'd much rather die now. Bipolar doesn't do much for spreading out the ups and downs either
To be frank, yeah. Call a suicide lifeline and talk to them first. If you are serious about killing yourself, then you have nothing to lose. Worst case scenario is you waste less time on the phone call then you've already wasted on this thread, and revert to plan A.
The exit bag is probably the most painless and peaceful option. You can make one more easily than those infographics lay out though. You can use an actual bag instead of a mask. You can get adequate sized tanks cheaply on Amazon (it doesn't take a fuckton). And you can setup somewhere secluded and peaceful where you won't be interrupted.
But seriously, make a call first. 18002738255.
If reincarnation is a real thing, I hope you get dealt better cards next time.
This would be my go-to... alas, I have no tall enough bridges in my area
>Who gets so drunk they can't control their own body?
Alcoholics.
Call the suicide line, they might be able to give you some tips, or maybe even talk you out of it, please 10 minutes more in this life isn't a big deal
I've called quite a few times. Always the same argument "things will get better", which I don't doubt. We are human, we make things better for ourselves, but this doesn't diminish my wanting for an end to all pain... to the ups and downs that occur. Call me a weakling if you may, but I'm tired friends. It's been a long way road
You get less drunk as time goes on, dipshit.
Do you have a car? Drive to a bridge you fucking idiot. Or just take an uber with a credit card. If you don't have money, it's not like you have to pay it back. You'll be dead. OP is a faggot. Also check out my captcha. What a coincidence.
if my post is dubs op has to jump off a bridge
Little girl has never had more than 2 drinks
What is so bad that it is making you want to commit suicide?
I think you're right friend... I recall there being a tall enough one in town... its just a long way there. But yes, I think this is the definite move forward rather than a knife
it wont end OP, i know it myself, stop posting here for attention and fucking do it nigger
Have you ever sought help from a psychiatrist? You mentioned bipolar disorder.. Ever tried meds for it?
What's your situation like? Have any money set aside? Got a car?
If you're about to end it, maybe take three liberty to try something completely out of character first? If you're certain about ending it, then you're free to do whatever you want, since you already know how the story ends, and have control over when.
I Notice your .jpg and raise you my .gif
I'm just tired of trivial pursuits, pleasures, pain... comes a time knowing that death is inevitable, that being put in that certainty might be easier
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I never thought I'd actually posting shit like this on Sup Forums bro lol. I feel like a feelings fag, but honestly I wanna change your mind.
I'm going to assume you live in America. I'll tell ya what, user... My grandparents were dirt fucking poor when they immigrated from Europe. My grandfather never went to college and worked a blue collar job to provide for his family. My grandmother raised 5 kids while my grandfather worked and they couldn't be happier. They were never rich, but were able to feed/cloth/educate their kids. They were so proud of their children, and so happy they could pass on a better life to their children. Their children (my dad and his brothers/sisters) all have white collar jobs and opportunities their parents never had.
You just have to find a meaning in life, user. Find something that motivates you, something to strive for. It'll be different from fag to fag, but you'll find it if you look hard enough.
You obviously aren't happy with your life right now. Instead of hitting the eject button, why not try to turn it around? Why choose the permanent, painful solution that will bring no happiness? You get one shot at life, don't squander it. You don't another shot, don't squander it user.
It's true watches at $ 0?
I stopped taking medication a few years back, replaced it with smoking cannabis. For the past few months, with such a high tolerance, it hasn't been having any effect, whether it be the smelliest herb, or the most concentrated byproudct. I'm certain in ending my life user, but thank you for your warm intentions, much love
user....... Look how much sympathy you're getting from fucking Sup Forums of all places. You don't think that means anything? Don't do what you're planning on doing
Think about your family bruh, what you're doing is selfish
Why did you stop the meds? If they weren't working did you discuss it with your doctor? Or maybe try a different doctor? There are some shit ones out there unfortunately. It can take time to hit the right combination of the right doctor(s) and the right medication and therapy.
Pot, wonderful though it is, might not be the right choice for you.
I felt your sincerity, thank you user. From fag to another, I hug you, but my intentions remain the same
To all who have posted here; whether giving heart - felt replies, or posting Sup Forums like criticism, I thank you all... keep on keeping on Sup Forums. I have gotten all the information I need, no need to keep posting. As this thread 404's, we'll all do the same eventually. Love ya'll
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Last reply friends. Thank you for the warmth you all have shared, especially on Sup Forums, more so on Sup Forums. Much love for all you cucks, fags, and losers alike. You're all great. Every single one of you. Thank you for the compassion you have given to yet another anonymous Sup Forums user. In the sun I'll feel as one - Kurt D. Cobain. Love you guys. Maybe another day in the future we will meet
Don't do it OP. Just think about your family and friends
If you don't have either. Think about tits. Or dicks. Whatever you're into
>calls everyone cucks, fags, and losers
>stupidly quotes Kurt Cobain
Well, nevermind. Let's just let this one go.
NOOOOO. Stop OP. Not worth it man
Go stab some people non-lethal like and have a cop gun you down.
slit your jugular open or slit your wrists and sit in a warm bath to keep blood flowing (maksure the cuts are vertical not horizontal and keep them under the water so that the blood doesnt coagulate)
balloon time added 10% O2 to their canisters so that youll produce carbon dioxide and start coughing. because of the co2 causing agitation you wont pass out. might as well use sleeping pills and a plastic bag.
Love you man