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Australia 538/8d
Pakistan 126/2 (41 ov)

South Africa 392 & 224/7d
Sri Lanka 110 & 130/4 (target 507)

Jan 5 BBL - Perth Scorchers vs Brisbane Heat

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keeeeeeeee

/r/ing the brunette netball birds name.

6 POSTS EARLY THIS FUCKING AUTISM

Wog from Lygon St mate

Reminder threadcunt got the Merv thread banned last night because he didn't show up on time

What's that mean, I'm from Sydney? I want to root her

Holly will probably look like an overused saddle in a few years with all that sun exposure

>We're looking at a 1.40pm start. 68 overs to be played today. Tea will be at 4.10 pm, and we can go till 6.30 pm

That girl with the facepaint smiling in that montage tho

>overused saddle
Wouldn't mind being her overused saddle if you catch the drift of my speak my family.

>obsessed

>David Boon was 5'3
Why do people idolise him again?

id let her use my face as a saddle if you know what i mean lad

If you can't use chopsticks you're unaustralian

Abbey McCullough

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NEETs literally and unironically on pooicide watch

No fap is really doing a number on me lads

I'll go to town tonight and look for her. Cheers lad

How far are you in?

McGrath should come out on the back of a pink Ute with the dead elephant dragging behind while he shadow shoots with an imaginary shotgun towards the crowd with that Glenn McGrath smile

>half the pakis not shaking the half the pakis not shaking the women's hands

Kek

I'd donate

Now that's cricket.

Steve Smith went to my high school

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>there are people in this thread that don't have a firearms license and go hunting regularly

>He doesn't accept that black men are high test and need to spread their seed to as many white women as possible

Bit racist desu

>fug le gayle XDDD

Fuck I want to smash this cunts skull in so badly

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Why did Straffo delete Bigfooty?

Behave, ausWORMS. Otherwise..

Are you sure you'd be able to?

racist Tbh

YOU better behave otherwise I'll tongue your ANUS

>passenger side car selfie

kek

KEK

Yeah it would be pretty easy lad

Based

when we gonna see some fucking cricket?

I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his Mother's ride
Trying to holler at me

You mad black boi?

Not praying to mecca several times a day is unaustralian

Eating pork is unaustralian

I keep a set of golf clubs in my boot for smashing skulls in lad

>Sydney Thunder star Andre Russell’s KFC Big Bash season is over, with West Indies World T20 hero Carlos Brathwaite to replace the allrounder for the remainder of BBL|06.

Why do you need golf clubs? Are you that weak?

>he needs weapons
I could smash your head clean off your body with just my fists

>Carlos Brathwaite

Why do i remember this name?

Jarred McVeigh unironically went to my high school

>with West Indies World T20 hero Carlos Brathwaite to replace the allrounder for the remainder of BBL|06.
REMEMBER

Reading meditations

AMA

Can /cric/ explain to me how and when Kikeal Cuck was cucked?

>when
During that tour of New Zealand, 2010 IIRC

>how
peepee into vajayjay

I guarantee I'm stronger than you lads
But it's more fun to tee off on someone's head

PSA: You must have a USI to do a first aid certificate.

I wonder if she had sex with him after this

What time does the Test start? Just woke up.

top fucking kek

Fuck this man

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A what?

>Canberra

>he left the tour early

I'm curious now...

>memecullum

KEK

When's play lads?

>get to relive memecullum getting bowled in the first over of the BIGGEST GAME OF HIS LIFE

Might bet on the Scorchers. Its at home and Adelaide hasn't been very impressive

jesus

I guarantee you Adelaide will not win tonight

No thanks lad

They're playing the Heat you SEETHING casual

> Perth has to play it's home bbl game at a certain time to appease big strong eastern states

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There's only supposed to be rain for another half hour or so

Pretty sure they said that half an hour ago as well.

Sydney resident here

rain has stopped, play resuming right now

Diversity celebration at the #furnace tonight lads

Hopefully not

Yeah the Adelaide Heat

I'd love to finger starcs bumhole

>Bitchell Shitarc
you can always trust him to start a days play with some longhops and half volleys

*farts and dabs simultaneously*

t. Ian Healy

t. Jackson Bird

paige hadley is shit lads

qt, but perenial choke artist

99.99999999999% those 2 are south efrican

t. Joe "the next Kallis" Mennie

Any of you lads got Don Mememan Cricket 17?

This board is for sports mate

yeah

ama

Handscomb keeping lads

.>Wade ded

Yeah just got it on steam ama

Do you play it with a mouse?

>Turnbull commentating

This makes the saxon seethe

>turncoat

For what purpose

but wade is keeping m8

At least Keating never pretended to care about sports. There's nothing worse than PMs posing

>not having abbott commentate

"This Pakistan batting side is very good, I don't think they will be out for awhile"

>commentators: malcolm turnbull

>"So Prime Minister, what do you think of the pitch in this match"?

>"Well, erm, ahh yes it's certainly... Its certainty a very erm, *clears throat* impressive looking piece of work"