Be a 25 year old virgin

>Be a 25 year old virgin
>Never dated, held hands or kissed a girl either

So how old are you virgins?

>19
>been to several dates and parties
>lost my virginity at 17
it's not that hard nerds
just go outside with your friends

> go out with friends
> friends are social outcasts with one actual sperg

Go kill yourself faggot

I lost my virginity at 14 and didnt have that much sex partners. I am kind of antisocial and generaly hate women. I just cant listen to their bullshit. I am 26 now and basicaly I found myself a girl to have sex with every two years since I was 14... I cant hold on to a relationship and dont care about women. Its just physical need for me.

I fucked a friend at 18, but we're both guys. I don't know if that counts.

take the boipill my dude

I am not into guys. Really not. I know that. I am afraid to be doomed to be that ''weird uncle'' without any relationship.

18
Virgin
Never had girlfriend
Never even tried speaking to a girl

Decided to ditch all my friends so I could focus on studying and go to medical school.

>I am afraid to be doomed to be that ''weird uncle'' without any relationship.
better accept your fate dude

or you'll turn into ted bundy
the choice is yours

haha. Got me on that one :-). Friends actualy tried to hook me up sometimes with some chicks but after few hours I just said something terrible to them to just get rid of them. I hate women but I am not physicaly atracted to guys.

How the fuck do you chat up a girl at say a bar? Like what do you say? Finding comon ground with a complete stranger is unlikely isn't it?

Yo I'm not attracted to guys but damn a blowjob is a blowjob. And giving them is also surprisingly fun.

Just talk about them. Thats all. Dont say anything about yourself, just ask stupid and dumb questions. Dont even listen have to listen to what they say. Just general advice - you wont EVER find partner material girl in a bar. Those are just whores

basicaly my ideal would be man with a vagina but I CANT know that he is a trap. If I knew he was a trap I would probably never do that. Just a psychological barrier.

open ended questions about themselves. People love talking about themselves. Then just somehow during that time figure something out that you can semi relate to.

>turned 19 the other day
>had a few girlfriends
>go to parties and whatnot, have friends
>have gotten to at least first base with like 15 or so girls
>still a virgin

What am I doing wrong?

>Almost at the final stage
Finally. I hope I get some cool powers.

Smile a lot when you do this. Keep it light, make jokes, flirt with her. When she's coming onto you hit the nitro. She'll wait for your initiative but you can essentially just kiss her right there.

Stay the fuck away from neetstuff. If you use the word "liberal," "conservative," or worse libtard/republitard or other variations like that, you've lost the wheel. Don't get political.
Even if she agrees with your ideology you're gonna be one of those guys who's so loaded up on vitriol he can't stop bitching. You're gonna 9/11 the atmosphere.

I only lost my virginity at the age of 26, so there is hope for you too

31. Wizard powers were a lie. Don't fall for the bait.

24, same as you.

d-dont say that

I don't agree with this chart. You're not beyond saving at 20, I lost my virginity at 22. Guess what? Nothing changed. NOTHING. I'm still the same loser I was then.

Go ahead, lose your virginity. Fuck some drunk girl. Call a ptute. It doesn't matter. You're all fucking worthless and you will always be worthless. You think sticking your dick in a vagina, asshole, or mouth will change the way you act or who you are? No. You will always fail at life. I don't care how many girls you fuck.

Jesus.
No wonder you have a hard time interacting with people.

turn 43 tomorrow. ain't no fucking wizard. just a shell of a man.

You tried at all or did you just have no interest until it was too late? I wanna know because that's the road I'm heading down right now.

Daily reminder that there's far fewer men than there are women and their happiness is tied to settling down. Work on yourself and do all your bucket list shit now and you'll be beating 'em off with a stick in more ways than one soon enough.

27.

i'm gon be a wizard

order the hooker already dude.

Yes, you, the guy everyone on here is joking about.

Pussy is better than money.

You fucked up.

>18
>7 gfs
>8 different girls had sex with
>skinny, white, Eagle scout, muscles kind of
>6 inch boyo
>lost virginity at age...
8
>a jumpstart that early and sex xomes Natural

It's either you don't like dudes or care what people think too much. Which is it?

21

>>Be a 25 year old virgin
>>Never dated, held hands or kissed a girl either
>
>So how old are you virgins?

I lost mine when I was 14

I'm 33 never have a girlfriend, never have sex, don't have friends. I live alone in a flat. The only thing I do is to work. I dont try to talk to people anymore cuase I'm afraid. Its hard even go out and buy food. Its hard to live.

Bang escorts it's better than normal sex

21. I'm so sad I don't even care for sex anymore if I ever did. I appreciate sex workers but it's not for me. I wish there were friend workers though. They could be nice to you, be interested in the things you like and enjoy getting to know you. Or at least be really good at pretending. It would be great. And so things would be nice and one day you decide to upgrade your subscription (because friend workers would be a monthly subscription) to cuddle worker after a couple of years or something... cuddle workers are like friend workers but they're far more snuggly. You could hold hands with a cuddle worker, cry together on the couch under warm blankets watching the first 10 minutes of Up, cuddle worker resting her head on you. You want to tell your cuddle worker that you love her, but that would terminate your subscription and ban you from the service. In the back of your head you know that your cuddle worker is just doing her job and you're reminded of this every month when you look at your monthly bank statement. It fills you with anxiety and you're put at the verge of depression. You make yourself forget, and you're glad to forget, because for the first time in your life there is someone there