Sup Forums I just had the weirdest Tinder date

Sup Forums I just had the weirdest Tinder date

>get a match with qt3.14 on Tinder
>talk for a couple of hours
>move to texts
>she asks me to prove it's me on the Tinder pics
>surewhynot.exe
>send a selfie of you next to your fridge
>weird.mpeg
>okay. i sent it
>cool, I guess it is you after all.
>talk for a bit more. Invite her over for drinks
>she comes over
>talk for about 20 mins, having a whiskey
>asks to go to the kitchen
>stares at fridge
>starts naming a lot of specifics on it. Model, brand, qualities, etc.
>compliments ice cube dispenser
>wtf.jpg
>opens fridge
>takes pic
>get another whiskey
>gives me a blowjob
>cum.gif
>get up, go back to fridge
>touches it
>leaves apartment

wtf?

>pic related, that's her

fridge fetish

Maybe it's her kink ?

Fuck it, I'd put up with ANYTHING if I got to smash that, except a cuck or femdom fetish. Fuck that shit.

I don't think that's a thing user. I think OP just found a girl who's checking out if his dead body will fit the fridge

What kinda fridge you have for research purposes?

OP here:

also, that photo is very deceptive.
Real life she's a 5/10.
5'1", 130 pounds, not as white as the pic

I hope this actually happened to you..

Maybe she's trying to steal your fridge?

it's not even a good fridge, it's a 400 dollar LG piece of crap

This is actually kinda funny

She's gotta be fucking with u...

Invite her over again nd see what she does

5/10? Really? She looks good & thin

Cut her up with a chainsaw and put her in your freezer

deceiving picture 100%, she gives great blowjobs though

Was she barefoot? Did she have nice legs or feet?

nices legs yes, barefoot no. Wearing white Converse, shorts and a black tee

thats a reason enough for round 2 i think. also can try and find out what the fuck that was about

Did you almost get cucked by your fridge?

Oh fuck, converses are known to be popular amongst girls who have nice feet. Would love to smell them. Was she wearing socks or converses barefoot?

The only reason I'd do round 2 is to find out what the fuck was that

yeah I guess. Also it was very freaky seeing her talk about the hp of the motor and shit. It was very specific

those small socks that don't really show, you know which ones?

If it can be thought of. it is a thing. Especially with fetishes

Post pic of fridge, I need to fap

Oh fuck yeah I know. Lots of girls wear them. They're hot too!

I wanna cum OP, moar

Nigger it's a scam. This bitch just cased your place and knows all about your schedule probably. Now she's got a new fridge at the cost of a blowjob. Probably sending someone over to break into your shit

Why the FUCK is your whiskey in the fridge?

She sounds Autistic. I don't mean in the retarded twisted perversion of the word this site has perpetuated, i mean in the clinical sense of the word. Autistic people tend to have very narrow and strange interests, she may just legitimately find refrigerators fascinating.

Def a fridge fetish. Lots of FF grills out there

let's see the fridge, you fucker

never said anything remotely close to this

probably. My second guess is she saw the pic I sent, googled the fridge, learned the details and told me to, impress me? I don't know user

Top kek.

post fridge now

This. Maybe it's a sexy fridge

Wtf is with people having a foot fetish Weird

haha FF detected

shoe on fridge

damn, that fridge is nice. 10/10 would bang

*unzips*

Ya dude some nerdy people (like me) are like that. I look up random shit like cameras and become so knowledgeable that people in the field will be kinda surprised by my wide autistic knowledge

Oh yeah and a month ago I was into mattresses kek
So yeah she might be like that. It's cool when you read about something for a long time and then finally get to see it in real life

top kek

That a nice fridge

I'd Fuck that fridge right in the ice dispenser

Tinder girl monitoring the thread rn

You got that sex machine for 400 bucks????

*unzips dick*

o-open her freezer door

No haha I totally have a dick and have been on forward slash bee for years ha ha

400 bucks on sale, discounted from 699 on Black Friday

shit nigger she is pretty

your fridge looks like a robot cyclops making a seductive face and its working somehow
thats some scp shit

Wtf that thing is beautiful
Also how was the bj?
Did she swallow?

Fuck your fake story and post pics of the fridge already you piece of shit

it'll be my first fap after 4 nonfappin days

What did you guys talk about before you met in person? Anything to indicate strangeness?

Different guy, here.

What you don't know about me, tho, is that my standards are lower than my car. Would still smash, if she looks even remotely close to how she does in the photo.

Maybe she wanted food?

Idk, I say embrace it a little bit, bring up the fact that she was interested in your fridge but make sure it isn't as a bad thing. Try to go from there to the root of the issue.

great blowjob, she did not swallow but let me cum on her face

just usual stuff, where she was from, what she was studying, her job, pretty general shit

>dont think thats a thing
upon googling fridge porn, its definitely a thing

ooooh yes

spread those doors open slowly

that was actually my first thought. This bitch wants my food, but no. She took nothing out.

My last guess is she likes maybe collection pics of the inside of fridges of guys she blows for some weird feminist project?

this fucking thread, i can't feel my sides

In all seriousness, that's a nice fucking fridge. I bet it gives ice as cold as the Arctic and water more refreshing than the river bend.

That's definitely a possibilit

Did you offer food? Maybe she was hungry but too shy to get it herself/ask

Is this a 2008 Kenwood you motherfuck?

fapfapfapfapfap

Why wouldnt anything about that fridge be serious

cool fake story b/ro

That fridge is a pussy magnet

I know in some Psych classes you're tasked with identifying the emotional and psychological state of someone in your family/friends with just the contents of their refrigerator...

>psych major with psych major friends.

spread the doors bro

is there jelly spilled inside that Kenwood?

This, lock your doors tight user. Never underestimate a dirty skank

moar

Yeah, as soon as she opened the fridge.

she's studying marketing and works at Sprint

Can you give us her name, etc?

FUCK, wrong photo

wow cute fucking pic of her feet. Man give us her info.

Rebeca from Mexico, don't know her last name, she's 19

open the fucking fridge bro, just open it

abre la puta heladera tio, no sabes como necesito el freezer en my balls ahora

SHOW PLEASE

are you in mexico?

Fking spic

do you have any more pics of her ?

I'm in San Diego

Oh they seem pretty nice, nice too see they're polished. Feet look a little fat though, surprising as her face seems thin. I'd still lick and kiss them.

pffffffffft I'm so white, I can only get my dick hard at pictures of fridges only at this moment

OPEN THE MOTHERFUCKIN FRIDGE

just the ones she sent, which one do you want

She looks alot like that girl that goes out with Tyler1

The one where she is sitting on the couch and the top middle please. She is pretty cute if that is what she looks like. I hope you didn't use a condom.

Who wants me to pour some ice?

???????

I FUCKING WISH user, i fucking wish

no condom obviously. Never for blowjobs

Top ledt and left in 2nd row.

How'd you go from whiskey to be. What happened to lead to that. Virginfag here

Who wants me to pour some ice on my glass?

Nigger she's cute. But sad to see what seems like a nice gf material type girl sucks dick on the 1st date.

Why didn't you fuck her raw? Did you at least finish in her mouth and on her face? I hooked up with a few tinder chicks but most of them were a little heavier than her. Cute but heavy.

Fuck me deep, user, beside the fridge please

just started kissing her and she did the rest

Nah man most cute girls are slutty as fuck. If you think about it the average girl fucks about 100 guys before she graduates college, and gives literally over 200 handies. That's the world these days

I like to have sex but I think thats kinda gross lol. Think of all the nut they drank.

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