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>rags

>rags

kek

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since I'm the only canadian itt right now and there's about 3 or 4 americans, I want to be the first to wish America the best of luck in the gold medal match tomorrow. I hope both teams play their absolute best hockey.

jk all amerifats must feel pain and suffering at the hands of the beautiful Noah Juulsen tomorrow.

i think i might have autism

tavares to leafs when

@73479677
>being this desperate for (You)s

you don't. when you do, you know immediately.

sez her hte fliers are unsestanible an canes take wc spot

true..?

@ post ending in tom gilbert dubs
kill you'reself

dumb helperposter

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i collect a lot of weird things that aren't usually collected (like hockey cards/pucks/etc)

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yes, hurricunts are E L I T E

@23
Those are LITERALLY collectibles.

>tfw >we are unstoppable

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essajohk

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>post yfw when the columbus blue jackets are the first team to win 17 playoff games in a season.

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>/hoc/ still doubts torts magic

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based ass bitch ass radulov lookin ass

I like to golf and I'm a super amateur (like 100 strokes on 18). So for Christmas I got a set of cheap prepack sports store clubs. Probably $150.. But I'm disappointed since I'd like better quality clubs

Am I the asshole here? Should I be grateful?

Hockey and golf go together like pb and j so I think this is appropriate

>has a vagina
would bang
>is probably a huge roastie
I-I'll just masturbate, thanks

stop posting avril thanks

>our 3rd liner gets to captain a 16 win streak team

it's only natural to want better things, senpai. Not your fault

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getting more expensive clubs doesn't make you better

just go to the gym and train so you can drive the ball further

wearing jordans won't make you be able to dunk

73479817
die, roastie

BOOM

also how do you filter tripfags? I've never seen one so annoying so before you go all >being this new >smug reaction face, I've simply never felt the need to filter before now

this. the quality of the instrument does not determine the skill of the player. it improves it.

>never felt the need
>kippers
must have the patience of a saint.

>10-0

9832
>can't even green text properly

Kill yourself, newfag.

quality meme

kippurs posted butt once

>tfw laptop is kill

Should I buy an actual desk computer?
I loved my laptop

Posting from my tablet now

desktops generally better than laptops

I wasn't trying to greentext you colossal faggot

The best thing I ever did was switch from laptop to desktop

a desktop is a waste of money and you can't carry it around

i don't play games so i have a laptop, it's pretty big for me so it's hard to carry around

do it fgt. pcmr
desktops are great

>Avril posting
Make for the patrician best girl

it was an OK butt. not great. just OK.

So it's true, Gwen is best girl

I actually wanted to spend a few hours on YouTube and learn how to build my own computer and get a $500 or something rig.
Now since I don't have that waiting time I'll probably just pick something up on Amazon or Walmart or Best Buy or something :/

I'm not some vidya nerd though

Why?

Do stats give you a tingling sensation in your taint?

pc part picker
newegg
pcmr and buildapc subreddit

please tell me how to filter tripfags

Do I need to learn to soder and shit?

filter yourself from existence first

fuck no, it's like legos. just plug the right things into the proper socket

>I'm not some vidya nerd though
Don't listen to these spergs then, just get a solid laptop without much extra software stacked on top of windows by the company and don't download useless crap like Java or Flash

newegg. if you can't afford it right now, its worth the wait. and you dont have to be a gamer to appreciate the reliability of a desktop vs a laptop. if you're just emailing or watching netflix, then it doesn't matter what model you buy. they all accomplish the same basic functions.

later, ugly

click the arrow
pic related

>$500

buy a cheap laptop then

you'd need to learn how to put on thermal paste

>sodder
where the fuck do you get these notions from? you dont even deserve a desktop at this point.

Jesus, I didn't know Java and Flash were useless

I literally updated them both today

rate my rig

My brother said "you don't know how to sodder" when I told him I wanted to build a computer. He was adamant it was a stupid idea and I guess I just trusted him

they're not useless. hes a faggot. they're just annoying and mildly superfluous. most things require them to function, including webpages. if you never update them, eventually you'll run into a ton of compatibility issues.

but in his defense, you dont NEED to update them as often as they tell you to. but you will have to at some point. and based on your OS, you might not have a choice in updates. win10 updates automatically now. you dont get a say anymore.

They are completely useless. They actively make your computer worse and their updater programs do too. Flash's creator literally wants the program dead (it's almost completely replaced nowadays) and Java is just useless for your needs. Also use adblock, that'll save performance since ads use more data than the entire page sometimes.

>Flash
>Useful
No, just no.

Well your brother sounds like a fucking idiot. If you phrased it like "build a computer", I assume he thought you meant build it from scratch entirely. Including manufacturing the parts themselves. Which in and of itself is retarded. You only need soddering when manufacturing electronic components or repairing them. But obviously, you're not going to do any of that shit. So go research what kind of build you want (meaning pick a goal) and shop at newegg accordingly. They'll ship you the parts, and you can watch a youtube vid on how to assemble them properly. It really is that easy.

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dis yall even fuckin know beaulieu before tonight?

He had a goal and a clinker


Also fuck 3 vs 3 OT

is system32 useful or not?

>claiming flash is useless
t. a literal faggot. everything uses flash and java. if you dont update those things, eventually everything will stop working properly. including programs and webpages. you fucking autist.

>5 consecutive wins
>literally undefeated all year

Can anyone unironically deny that this year is our year?

not even remotely. delete it immediately.

as a stars fan i hate the habs right now

HOWEVER

respect to pacioretty. and he his american

I don't intend on playing any vidya for at least 3 years.

I'll likely be required to hold large data sets and use shit like SQL.

Other than that I basically just email, shitpost, stream movies, and open 25 tabs or porno and cream on the second one

i want to shitpost in response but i can't. they're doing great this year. i dont understand how or why but its happening.

If you're not gaming in particular, then it really doesn't matter. Just stay away from shit tier pre-builds like Acer/E-Machine/Asus/Mac/etc and you should be good to go. Dells are probably the most solid long term bet. They're like the hondas of the computer world. Built to survive but not thrive.

>cantpooper might actually make the ploffs
wew

if you want to build a computer from scratch, you must first invent the universe

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why is Acer bad? my laptop is 5 years old and still good (battery died a year ago)

e-machines died after 3-4 years (desktop)

i guess Mac is shit because it's so expensive

>battery died a year ago
Exactly. The parts crap out after a few years.

Nice try, Dell salesman. Batteries die all the time.

I stayed up the whole god damn night watching hockey and paradise hotel sweden

Every manufacturer has parts that go out. Dells go out less often than most. And I say Dell because WHEN those parts go out, it doesn't rival the cost of a new laptop just to replace them.

With Acers and Emachines, if something goes out you might as well just throw the whole fucking thing out. It'd be cheaper in the long run than buying the replacement part and paying for the labor to install it.

Any regrets?

I want to get a desktop computer because that way I can't sit in bed shitposting and cranking my beef. I'd have to at least get up.
Might be healthier for me

Not really t bh

whats "paradise hotel sweden"?

Social porn show
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_Hotel

I know how that feel brehlehem, except I substitute horrible reality shows with sci-fi shows I've seen so many times I can simultaneously shitpost on several boards about subjects I know nothing about without really missing anything
life is good

>sci-fi shows i've seen so many times
I'm halfway through my 5th time watching Star Trek TNG. Know that feel as well.

>tfw they used to doubt the greatness of based torts

>rags

>being a degenerate

Nothing degenerate about that