/flip/ Elections General: results are coming in edition

>RESULTS
ph.rappler.com/elections/2016/results

>CURRENT YEAR MAN CALLS DUTERTE "TRUMP OF THE EAST"
youtube.com/watch?v=SLo67AdKTQ0

>LIBKEKS REACT TO DUTERTE
>Skip to 3:27
youtu.be/dTB5KhEa1AE?t=3m27s

What the fuck are you doing here on Sup Forums? GTFO and vote already

Live updates
>ABias-CBN
news.abs-cbn.com/halalan2016/nation/05/08/16/halalan-2016-where-to-get-live-updates-election-results

>Rapeler
rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/live-updates-philippines-presidential-elections

>Clinton News Network
cnnphilippines.com/tags/topic/2016_Elections

Latest polls (SWS)

>Duterte 33%
>Poe 22%
>Roxas 20%

other news
>Populism and etc
bbc.com/news/world-asia-36223755

>Duterte Harry
theguardian.com/world/2016/may/08/philippines-duterte-harry-the-would-be-president-accused-of-using-death-squads

Free memes for everyone
>Fist Bump
youtube.com/watch?v=jDiaXYANolk

>ANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANO????
youtube.com/watch?v=9cZARremCoE

>Rape jokes and aussiebumms
youtube.com/watch?v=DgfC8xEIyFQ

>Putang ina nyo (Son of a bitch)
youtube.com/watch?v=6TldszXmG80

>The Duterte Finger
youtube.com/watch?v=X4b4hIdsFjc


Documentary dump
>Al Jewzeera on Duterte (FRONTRUNNER!!)
youtube.com/watch?v=7NrIcuBf7iU

>Mar Roxas - The fucking liberal guy
youtube.com/watch?v=thCDBol528E

>Angulo; Miriam Defensor Santiago
youtube.com/watch?v=FCqn3TJkXS4

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youtube.com/watch?v=rR7ljdukdlU
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1st for Duterte

2nd for:
>dead presidential candidate got 16 votes
sauce: partial/unofficial tally

1st for duterte

2nd for mar

>Philippine Trump
So even current year man doesn't use Drumpf? What was the point then?

Fuck

Is pinoyland doomed if he becomes president?

Iboto niyo si Mar Roxas dahil siya'y tapat at kagalang-galang na tao. Subok na ang katapatan at husay niya bilang lider. Naaalala niyo ang nangyari nung Bagyong Yolanda? Diba pinakita niya ang kanyang galing at talino? Kaya naniniwala ako na pag siya ang nanalo ipagpapatuloy niya ang Daang Matuwid na sinimulan ng the best Filipino President on the history na si PNoy. Wag natin pahintulutan na mahalal ang isang diktator at isang Marcos sa Gobyerno. Iboto niyo si Roxas kung gusto niyong magkaroon ng tunay at totoong pagbabago.

ROXAS BTFOOOO hahahahha

Guess the merch stopped selling

what's his trump card?

> 11. Ralph Recto (perennial candidate)
> 12. Leila De Lima (justice secretary)
> 13. Martin Romualdez
> 14. Francis Tolentino (former MMDA chairman)
> 15. Sergio Osmena III (perennial candidate)

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Tell me why

Mabuhay ang Pilipinong proletariat

magtago na ang mga makasalanang burgis

Don't underestimate what the Yolanda funds can do.

tomorrow its going to be shitstorm

this shit would take at least 4days to count.

depends. I will go out and make a National Catholic political party if he jacks shit with the Catholic Church

Viva las islas filipinas!

Xth for Tang Ina Ma Bobo

mup di da doo thum muhfuggen bix nood. Get out of my country gook

BAGONG PATAY
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Literally Donald Trump.

Singapore is nice place. Living under the Lee monarchy is nice.

australian cuck news reported today duterte has death squads that execute criminals on the street is this true?

Is this in ARMM right?

> My maid legitimately compares this 72 year old gangster to Lee Kuan Yew.

When will the brown people learn?

whats with this bagong patay meme

yes

I think that's true. Unlike us they don't commemorate executed drug dealers.

Indeed. I am loving this.

He didn't use Drumpf either when he talked about the Trump Wall on his show.

The only ones still using that is pic related.

GAIJINS GET OUT OF THIS THREAD!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sdfgdfbdfsg

You have to say that. If you said otherwise there might be consequences. Because you are a slave and the monarchy is your master.

Suddenly Pinoys

My gf is a filipina and she hasn't stopped making jokes about Duterte being trump

I told her that by the sounds of things Trump is a better candidate and she got kinda mad

There are vigilantes that kill alleged criminals, but are they connected to Duterte? We may never know.

>execute criminals on the street
not publicly but secretly killing them.

make it on a site that isn't 90% anglosphere then

t. Lieutenant Dan Wilkins

He literally admitted to being connected to them.

...

Wharton Graduate si Mar Roxas kaya di ka magtataka kung saan nanggaling ang katalinuhan niya't husay. Eh si Dudirty? Hahaha!

Iboto niyo si Mar Roxas!

>Duterte-Marcos

This is what I'm expecting.

>patrols city himself
>responded to complaint by bar owner over man smoking illegally
>sat down next to man and pointed a 357 snub nose revolver at mans crotch
>told man he could either lose his testicles, got to jail, or eat his cigarette

Holy Fuck this man is based

...

hehehehee look at how brown they are

redpill me on the winner

is he based or cu.cked?

I hope you guys can MPGA

>Roxas
>Duterte
>it's actually close

Godammit, Reddit.

Who is that?

Si Dudirty ba kayang magbuhat ng sako ng sibuyas? Hindi. Si Roxas ba? Oo. Roxas for President!

>1%

Roxas will win

News here keep calling him Trump of the Philippines.
youtube.com/watch?v=rR7ljdukdlU

Wtf why do they have Mexican names

>again

>Marcos up by 22,734 votes against Robredo

Sauce: top text of

Will I still be able to pump and dump filipinas if Duterte wins?

If you get to invade my country I get to invade your threads

>MPGA
>A
user I...

Spanish colonization.

Hey now Ladyboy-chan let's not be rude.

Reading in my morning paper that Binay is undergoing currption charges. Why would anyone vote for this guy?

dude okay. i already voted for roxas. first thing i did this morning. polls are closed now shut up

>roxas

cuck

I have a feeling that Roxas gonna upset Digong.

>92,509 precincts
>87 precincts(0.09%) got counted
keep praying lads who's going to win.

Roxas wins again.

CANT SUBVERT THE DUTERTE

It's certainly better than ladyboy land.


The Philippines and Mexico have very little differences aside from location and language.

Fuck Duterte Doubled Roxas in numbers

yes but ladyboys only

the sauce of these numbers updates every ten minutes

I voted for her knowing full well what would happen.

I don't think I wasted my vote either.

Jolibee

Any presidential candidate who promised to fix our garbage internet? Most expensive for slowest speeds is just sad.

>Muhukad sa baso
>Muinom sa plato

>Duterte-Marcos is happening

Bobo amputa

Is this an actual straight up presidential election right now? Or just some kind of preliminary thing? Are you guys actually going to get your Trump in office before us?

Fuck that's not fair.

The Marcos legacy is alive and well with Bongbong and Sandro.

Don't forget his wife

Not from Philipines but excited for the Punisher to become president. Go Duterte!

>Villanueva now above Drilon

so whose fault is it that duts is winning? mar's or poe's?

Reminds me when Erap won.

sa Luzon palng ba yan?

What were the odds for meteor strike?

Not my country so I'm not offended in the slightest, but if it's so bad then why do so many flips come here for work

He's kept telling everyone that he's poor and knows the hardship of poverty while trying to explain all the huge properties he inherited from his dad.

I wish I could vote for Miriam but I can't on principle because she's in the HATE SPEECH IS NOT FREE SPEECH camp.

Flipland seems like a meme nation.

the voters

>Tfw recently had a business trip to Singapore and Hong Kong the internet speed was really good. They also had MRT.

God damn why can't we be Singapore tier good.

Riding the MRT for the first time made me realise how shit our country is.

Got to protect that legacy

Nationwide; overseas excluded

I could never understand why the U.S. has primaries.

Seems unnecessary.

Everyone wanted Erap to win though

No one gave a shit about De Venecia, Roco, Lim or anyone

Then the reality set in that Erap is a dumbfuck and his war in Mindanao shat on our still fragile economy

Trillanes.

wala man lang sa top 20 si based palparan


reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

That's funny coming from New Memeland.

kek