Ask my girlfriend if my penis is big enough

>ask my girlfriend if my penis is big enough
>she laughs and pats my leg
>it's a patronizing pat
>"It's fine sweetie"

mfw.
>why live?

don't ask questions you can't handle the answer to, fag.

>gf
get the fuck out

The next time she asks you if you like what she's wearing, don't even look at her outfit and say "it's adequate" and then go to another room.

>why live?
Because it's fine, sweetie.

Learn to greentext.
It should've been:
>mfw
why live?

fuck your rules. i can greentext
>any way

I want to fag

>fuck your rules

Do what the other user said. Next time she asks how she looks or whatever, give the same answer she just gave you, and walk off. She's gonna bitch and moan, just be oblivious

Well let's see what ur working with op

Show her pictures of big dicks
post her reaction

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I'm not posting my dick. Go to a trap thread if you want to be gay.

Kik popeyesveinythirdarm

Must be as small as she says it is

That's your problem. You asked her for her opinion. Just learn to make your girl cum and satisy her and you'll feel like a big boy.

That's a girl cock. LoOK at the hand

Still better than having a 6"3/8 inches with 5"5/8 inches girth hard dick and have people gossiping that you have a small dick

Even including chicks who has seen it

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You should dump her.

>Fucking cunt.

It's literally 5.75 inches, which is exactly average. I'm actually almost a full inch above average in girth.

inb4 seven autists conflate girth with diameter