Can we get some That Kid stories in this thread?

Can we get some That Kid stories in this thread?
>that fat smelly spic freshman that was caught jerking off to porn in the library computers and made the principal cut computer privileges for the entire student body.
Fuck you Sergio.

For some reason they all had that same haircut.

Wonder if its because it took the barbers the least amount of time so they could be away from the glue-eating snot machines.

>that kid who asked to borrow your Nintendo DS games and got them taken up by the teacher.
>your parents whooped your ass for losing it.
>[spoiler]that kid was me[/spoiler]

>that one kid that would pee at a urinal with his pants around his ankles

Like what the fuck?

>feels good man

>that kid who every one chucked pennies at in the hall(girl in my school we called her penny whore)

We played wall ball at my elementary (throw the ball at the wall, see who can catch it, repeat). There was this kid named Lee and he would stand there at the wall and ask to get the ball thrown at him whilst autistically screaming.

I only did it one time and it was a quarter*

>that kid who said you could go to the moon in San Andreas if you rode all the way up with the jetpack and shoot some ayys.
I actually believed you, Kelvin you lying cunt.

Were his brothers named Fahrenheit and Celsius?

>that good kid who plugged the sink drains and let the taps run
what the fuck, kid

>be me
>10th grade
>have pe and most of my classes with this kid i'm gonna refer to as zit
>now I don't know what exactly was wrong with him, but he was definitely retarded
>he was also albino and obese, you get they idea
>looked like something you'd see under a bridge
>i normally try and be nice to everyone, especially retarded kids
>but this fucking kid
>zit
>he was an asshole
>he somehow thought he was better than everyone else
>made fun of me especially
>annoying as fuck in general
>never shuts the fuck up
>i wouldn't care if someone ran over his throat with an 18 wheeler
>bet his parents wouldn't either
>be in pe
>be chilln playing hacky sack with jamal
>jamals nigger strength causes the hacky sack to fly across the gym
>zit picks it up
>uhohspaghettios.jpg
>he went and sat on the bench
>refused to give it back
>me and jamal confront him
>he refuses to give it back
>calls us strange tard insults
>"bull ass"
>"mother shit"
>it was like he was trying to curse but couldn't figure it out
>he says he'll give it back if i give him 5 dollars
>fuck no
>had enough of his shit
>"i bet it was a sorry day for your parents when they saw they're autistic slimey shithead of a son crawl out of the abortion bucket"
>everyones dead silent
>he just gives me hacky sack
>think i saw him crying
>tfw

Never got why anyone would do this,
your letting you clothes touch a public toilets floor, school toilets just as dirty and the fact that your so open to an attack and at a dis advantage with your pants at your ancles

Caught with your pants around your ancles - someone must have been killed in this circumstance for that saying to stick around

Usually the parents cut the hair. Can't afford to go to the barber some times man.

>that white kid who committed to speaking with a British accent for the whole day

once bought two fruit roll ups at the lunch line and got creative in making a penis with them. started to wave it at the girl right next to me while the kids who saw it chuckled at it. im all like "touch it! touch it! lol" and the girl got up and told the teacher.
got my arm dragged to the office and just started eating the rest of the candy and the teacher looked back and told me not to eat it. had to explain what i did to some guidance councilor with my mouth full while the teacher kept saying not to eat the rest of my fruit roll up that i bought with my own fucking money and did some no recess time.

Ohhh man, that shit bugged the fuck out of me. I don't know why, it just did.

>bull ass
>mother shit
Truly a master vocabulary.

Well now, you seem to have your wits about you

>That kid who threw his lunch food in the toilet because he didn't like it and also did not flush

Go fuck yourself user. Fuck yourself with a knife.

IT WAS LESS THAN ONE FUCKONG DAY YOU CUNT AND YOU NEVER LET IT FUCKING GO!!

>That kid that used to get jipp quite a bit and one time you stood up for him but years later found out he went and killed himself.

>that kid who printed out DBZ and Sailor Moom hentai and brought it to school to show off.

Holy shit, i thought it was just this kid in my class lmao

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>That gay kid who offered blowjobs for $5-$10 in the bathrooms.

did he suck ur dick?

that kid that was annoying as fuck and got bullied often, but that you kinda felt sad for.

>did he suck ur dick?
nah, but he did offer it to me, but for $5? nah.

Are you the stupidest man alive?

>That kid who stole his best friends sisters underwear

Do go on

I also want to hear more of this

>That kid who stole his best friends sisters underwear
That kid got expelled from our school. fuck you jimmy.

>4th grade
>go to use bathroom
>see the autistic kid with his pants around his ankles
>yell at other kids in the class to come look (the classroom was connected to the bathroom and the bathroom was unisex)
>the whole class is laughing at the kid
>autismo gets put on suicide watch

jesus im glad i never went to a school where i had to worry about getting my as raped by 12 year olds while taking a piss

In 10th grade, i had this classmate. Let's call him Richard. Richard is 16 y/o,dresses like he is 6 (always using those GAP t-shirts and cargo shorts) and has strange acts of autism most of the time. He is awkward to girls and cant look anyone in the eyes. Class sees Richard has the class baby.He is rich as hell. I was sorry for the guy, but on the 2nd trimester he started acting like a douchebag with a really big ego. Forgot to mention he was a computer addict and the teachers always called him over to try to fix the computer, knowing most of the time it was a connection problem(he could never "fix" anything else). Everyone was afraid of speaking up but me. I started roasting him everytime he acted like a douchebag. He could beber find words to fight back, but he tried. Created a big tension between.me and him. Recently, Richard called me Miss "(my name)" on my back. My friends told me. Im an amatuer wrestler with knowledge of other fighting styles and i have notable strenght and big body, even though im not very tall. Told him if i catch him outside school, he will be face planted on the fucking concrete(not that i was insulted, was just the fact that he is an autistic shitbag and has the audacity to insult me). He tried to scare me off, telling my.friends he punched a guy and cracked open his head(believable story). He saw it didnt work and now always has lunch in another place ever since just to run away from me. I wasnt actually going to hurt him, i was just gonna give him a life lesson. Fun note: he won a minecraft "build a satelite" competitivo an got só much crédito that my school posted that on facebook, even though he was a 16 y/o competing against 7/os. His satelite was shit btw.

does it count as stealing if you put them back in her hamper after you came in them?

>Do go on

Ask and thy shall be given!
>be me
>be in 7th grade.
>this kid was gay, or a trap, couldnt tell.
>he walks up to me at my locker
>says "meet my in the bathroom"
>goes to restroom.
>kids pants around ankle
>mfw
>says "if you want, i can suck yours"
>me: nah, im good. and fuck this!
>runs down the hall to class and try to avoid eye contact.
>get sent to office for being tardy.
>kid is there.
>fuck.

That kid who would throw pinecones at girls during recess.

That kid was alpha as fuck

>That kid who would throw pinecones at girls during recess.

That was me...im a dick

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Not much to tell user. It was the early 2000s when anime was booming and the internet wasn't as widespread. Some kid said there were pictures of Goku having sex with Sailor Moon qnd shit and he would bring the porn the next day to show us ans blow our little minds.

>that fat kid who was slower than everyone and would always call time out when cornered during tag

That kid will kill us all when he gets the chance...

>the one fat kid that everyone slapped in the back of his neck for the popping sound

Holy shit i had a fat black friend who had neck folds and he would get super triggered when you slap them

>that friend who only came to your house to eat your food and play your video games.
>mfw that was me.

Looks like my friend from when I was younger. God I miss sucking that fags cock.

I was also that friend

Fuck you both, there was a kid who'd always eat my pizza when he knew I was getting it after school

>that black friend who let you be racist

>Group of kids pick up broken glass
>start slicing eachother
> makes everything stricter for the next incoming classes
>tfw private school
>tfw no face

>that black kid who you thought you were cool with and called nigga once and he got mad.

That saying refers to sex you degenerate

Kek all of my black friends let me say nigger and let me call them niggers

Kek I love this one. MAYNE WAT DUH FUK YU JUS SAY?

Maybe I wouldn't keep coming to your house if you didn't have such a nice pantry full of snack foods, good taste in vidya, and cute kittens to pet, Abraham.

>growing up as the kid without a pantry full of hostess pastries and other snacks

>that kid that threw wet toilet paper on the walls of ceiling of bathrooms
>that kid that misses the urinals
>that kid that breaks the urinals
>that kid that broke off the doors for the stalls
>that kid that would take a shit in the doorless stalls

>be in a mixed group in early high school
>few blacks, few mexicans, few Asians even
>I was the only white guy
>constant banter, "ayo fix my laptop man" "jamal you didn't steal anything today did you?" "jose have your Abuela make me a burrito that shit is so cash"
>I only sometimes join in, avoiding most racist banter and instead opting for dark humor which they found hilarious
>one day greet them like "Ayy whassup my niggas?"
>absolute silence
>ohfuck.jpeg
>What did you say user?
>after several seconds of this they start cackling and slap me on the back, saying they were just fucking with me
I was fucking terrified

>"h-hey man chill Jamarcus-
>"CH-CHILL DUDE I DIDN'T KNOW!"

>that kid that would take a shit in the doorless stall

Do not fuck with this kid

>that kid whose mom kissed you goodnight
>on the lips

Fucking Jesse is a piece of shit

>That kid that ran to lunch/through the halls like naruto.

>That kid that wore all black and gave off school shooter vibes

>That kid that discussed Sup Forums memes out loud to seem edgy while you sit in the corner in disgust.

>That wigger kid that everyone hates

>That kid whose whole idenity is being a bad kid and talking back to the teacher

>That kid that discussed Sup Forums memes out loud to seem edgy while you sit in the corner in disgust.
That was me sorry. It was just so exciting being a little newfag. I miss them days.

I had a friend whose mom did this. Also would change with her door open when I was over and once she let me see her tits

God yeah. I presented an Sup Forums powerpoint like a little spergy.

I just remember the school shooter kid talking about it with the landwhale girl and now whenever someone claims to be a girl on here I think of her.

Oh good god that is so cringey. What was the teacher/class reaction to this?

Bullshit no ones mom would do this out of fear of ending up on the predator list.

>mfw I would parrot shitty Sup Forums and Sup Forums memes aloud with the faggot emos and weabs.
I JUST WANTED TO BE COOL

lol do we know the same kid? His mom did this all the time. I would beg my parents to sleep over at this kids house just to gawk at his mom. She use to walk around in her robe and you could see her bush and tit when she was walking around. Turned out the kids dad was gay and this woman wasn't getting fucked. Jordan your mom had the best bush I've ever seen

The teacher had mercy on my sorry ass. Gave me a 100% with no additional notes and never mentioned it again. The class was appalled by the hentai slide.

Back then I wouldn't have wanted anyone to know I was on Sup Forums. This was the height of pedo's running rampant and animal gore too. Can't imagine someones reaction if they knew I came on here with that shit posted.

>flashback to grade 6
>in social studies class
>group projects, working with 5 a group
>one kid goes to bathroom
>comes back looking like he's seen a ghost
>whispers to other group member
>then this kid goes to the bathroom
>mynamejeff.jpeg
>eventually every guy in the class takes his turn
>my friend tells me "user, you have to go to the bathroom, check the 3rd stall"
>I walk on over to the bathroom
>creak open the stall door to find the largest anaconda looking turd I've ever seen
>this fucking shit is coiled around the toilet bowl almost twice
>activates all five of the senses, can taste shit in the air
>everyone wants to save this masterpiece
>tard kid finds out about the national treasure
>autisimo ends up flushing the behemoth
>haven't seen a turd like it since

This shit is so funny. Wish you thought to record the class's reaction for some reason. Would have been great on a cringe core video.

Well she didn't care. Like a 10 year old me was gonna rat on her.

>hentai slide
Now you have to fucking tell us you little faggot.

Nah, never saw any bush. Wasn't super hot but I liked to look at her tits.

The bullet points as I remember them:
-Trap
-Futa
-Furry
-Loli
-Shota
And some others I've forgotten with time. Really fucking bad. My descriptions weren't grueling, but it was pretty vivid.

>that kid with ADHD you asked every morning if he took his pill and if the answer was no you knew it was going to be an intresting day.

>that kid who thinks it will be halarious to give fake names when there is a substitute teacher

>that kid who chews erasers then proceeds to throw the little chunks at people.

>that kid who is going to the bathroom and sees a friend in another class and starts doing autistic shit in the hallway.

I could go on and on...

Oh shit, I was that kid for one day in early grade school.

Dude come on you are trolling us. There is no fucking way you did a powerpoint on this shit and didn't get expelled. What in the possible fuck could you have expanded on these topics?

What the ever loving christ where you fucking thinking holy shit.

>one day
I had one who spoke with a British accent for the entire 7 years I knew him. 2nd through 8th grade. He was not British. He had never left the United States. Both of his parents were American.

But he wore a fucking suit, carried an umbrella, and spoke with a British accent every day for seven years, and probably still is.

Not sure how much this belongs here, but I just feel like sharing.

> Freshmen year of highschool
> shy as fuck and am a socially retarded
> become friends with neck beard in training
> eats ketchup with a fork
> wore a leather trench coat to school
> Pretended to have a British accent for like a month, would get pissed if I called him out on it
> While we were waiting in the lunch line one day, he casually whips out his phone and shows me Pokémon hentai
> While I was over at his house one time and on his laptop, I saw his recent search history, it was all really weird specific porn, to this day I do not know what the fuck Hawaiian porn is supposed to be
> he regularly bought hentai-esk games on steam
> he was about the size of a yoga ball, fucking massive considering he was a freshman, and he just kept on getting bigger
> his family was super religious and one time tried to convert me to Christianity when I spent the night at his house

I was friends with this person for 3 years because nobody else would. I'd be lying if I said that I hated his guts or something, he was pretty chill most of the time and was fun to play vidya with. He was still pretty fucking weird and I'm happy that I've sorta lost contact with him though.

I loved doing stupid shit in the bathroom. Got older and realized the poor janitor must hate his life so I stopped.

>that kid who is going to the bathroom and sees a friend in another class and starts doing autistic shit in the hallway.

That kid was literally everyone at my elementary & middle schools, including me. Public school is a strange place.

This woman was 9. The kids dad was dentist so he had a lot of money and could afford trophy wife. It came out that he was gay and nobody would go to his practice so they divorced. That moment when your primary eye candy moves away after a divorce.

i got a small chuckle out that

I had a friend named andrew and when we had a substitute we said his name is jordan and we convinced the sub he was retarded but then the teacher was gone longer than expectes so he had to keep up the act for like 3 days

>that kid who chews erasers then proceeds to throw the little chunks at people.
that little shit head was me

I was a sophomore and some other fag did his powerpoint on bdsm. The English teacher had a concussion halfway through the year, so a student teacher filled her place through some botched method of selection. He just did not give a shit.

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I did right here.

holy shit this is gold

$5 doesn't get you much these days. Pretty good price for head. You missed out on a bargain user