/bet/ NoBet2017 Edition

>no pasta

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did someone activate a behelit

10km Pursuit Oberhof - Women: The Field to beat Laura Dahlmeier @ 1.476

Pinnacle: 10/10

At worst, a palp if pinny limps out, at best, a free win. Shes not competing in the Sprint or the Pursuit. Only the Mass Start.

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Bored of betting, go big or go home

>big

Pmsl

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thanks, i was loooking for this

How does a newbie like me get started?

read
then join
discord.gg/ew9HH

Tears

I don't know how to discord

Well you're a fucking mong then and there's no hope for you. Sorry.

I havent bothered joining he group yet lad and I seem to be doing ok

Post Betfair p/l

>betfair
Kek

>comedy chevroning Betfair

Are you a bit simple lad?

The commission is just too much lad

Hope you're all #ON villa on the weekend, at least worth a sminy

?

Time for you to go home

Just the win

+950, why is villa gonna win?

should i put $1k on them?

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Absolutely not I said sminy, like half a unit

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

why should i bet them?

Yes. Put $1k on.

>1 bet posted
>it's someone losing a grand on Barcelona

welcome to /bet/

Is this thread /bet's/ lowest point ever?

PMSL
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because this guy said so

Go get em, girls!

>tfw so desperate for an acca win that you bet on women's teams

I'd say so. How do we fix this

>Over 5 goals total between Madrid and Granada (19th place in la liga) ?

yes

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Makes my spreadsheet look fucking pathetic ;^(

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Show your sheet?

Unibwin's was nice for what it was and the work he put in it has never been surpassed since then, but trusting anonymous tips based on flag and sport has never worked to make a profit in here and it never will. Tripping up also didnt prove to be the solution.

i mean i can tip here but i dont get financial remuneration for it. everything i post turns to gold. I'm the best E-Sports tipster in the world.

I have checked all social media and not a single person managed to detect that the Nation Wars Italy-France opening line was horribly priced. I mean if you can smash 2 brain cells together you can make a call but apparently the majority of people here and elsewhere are just wanting to leech specials without paying up

and on top of this, the same mistakes are being made. people are still choosing to bet on mainstream shit with a maximum of a 10% edge instead of obscure shit that shortens from 3 to 1.4 within an hour. this shit is even carried by asian books. find a niche, study it and you'll win

wtf is luxbet

This is the first time I've been on bet in a while and what the fuck has happened? I knew it was dying but fuck me this is depressing, go outside lads it'll be for the BETter.

my niche transcends gambling

espanyol to beat la coruña @ 2.05 in bet365

stake/units?

i'm going with 3 units

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For anyone who bets on NBA games thinking about picking a 3 way parlay for tonight. What's your opinion?

Cavs -12 @ Brooklyn
Lakers -3 v Miami
Lakers v Miami o212

not on anything tonight but:

-dunno
-probably
-Heat doesnt allow their opponents much points overall and some of their injured players are back, feels risky af

I figured with Whiteside out for the game, it's going to be a race to the basket. Though the Lakers are playing a back to back.

i lost all muh bitcoins

How many/ on what?

not sure how you cannot profit from your shitty bitcoin books

can you bet on bitcoin

if so do they correct the in/deflation after you already bought credits

Free tip from me lads.

Giants SW is a SPESH. Get the wife's sons uni funds on it. Will personally refund losers.

Ended up taking Knicks +5.5
And Under on Magic\Rockets

Worked out well for me today.

yea Knicks +5.5 was actually a good bet considering how close their previous game was against Bucks, did Bucks change their starting lineup at all from 2 days ago?
But v v happy for your winnings lid

no its not a good bet

have animu as punishment

Cuck. Delete your account.

starting to warm to this gimmick tbqh

Newcastle, Everton and Bournemouth @7. Y/N?

Not Bournemouth, got our B/C team out basically and Millwall nearly scored.

They had the same starting line up from what I say. It just seemed -5.5 was a lot for a young teams like to Bucks to cover. Especially with how inconsistent they can play (like the Knicks).

Not sure which teams I will pick today. The spreads look Iffy. Might play the O\U.

>Southampton conceding a goal in stoppage time to cost me 5 bucks

Absolutely ebin as usual

Klit vs Josh
Klitschko over 3.0 on mara, easy bet

Literally cannot stop wanking

Guize take the Raiders ML! Bet all of your wife's sons college fund!

me too lad, said i'd do #nofap during christmas but lasted 3 hours into christmas day

>tfw basting the turkey

>'the main theory behind basting is to ensure moist and tender meat'

well boys, i jus popped my bet cherry, albeit a babby wager

let's see if 3li pays off

utah jazz winning by 6~10 diff @ 4.75

need you to post a picture of your chubby flaccid dick

P O T T E R Y

How about an invite to the discord lids?

celta FH 1

discord.gg/ThC7z

Raptors -1.5 or -2 (whatever your bookies line is) looks a little bit trappy but I still think they've got more than enough to beat the Bulls

PROTIP: Tigres is playing with a B team and Santos is team well known for having imaginary rivalries with teams in Monterrey.

Santos was also shit last tournament so they might wanna try to impress in the beginning of this new tournament too.

By imaginary rivalries I mean that they think that they are important but nobody gives a fuck about them in Monterrey and the rest of the country.

going with a few bucks on this