What went wrong?

What went wrong?

He wanted it to be one way, but it's the other way in England.

Happy New Year Sup Forums

he quite literally can't handle the banter

he is 2 points from 2nd place. everything is going according to plan

>I am happy. More than you can believe I am happy. Happy New Year.

what did he mean by this?

just copying and pasting my post from another thread.

>I think he isn't finished yet and if he manages to buy the right players for his system the results will kick in sooner or later. But given his media antics at munich with the relatively tame german sport press, it was clear from the beginning that he's going to have massive problems with the english media.

>What went wrong?

Conte. But he will stil earn both a CL and a league title before Kloppo or Mouyes

he doesnt listen to enough skramz

Why did he spend 100m on Stones and Sane?

can't wait for his less-than-intelligent players to finally ascend and understand Pep's beautiful ideas and go on a streak of wins through Total Football, showing those dinosaurs how the sport should be played. In the end you'll bow down to his greatness and scream in unison: I'M SORRY PEP, I APOLOGISE

what did you mean by this?

When he thought his meme method of reinventing ever player into a new position would work with the likes of Kolarov, Sagna and Stones

Because he needed a young "ball playing" CB and a pacefull winger who is good in 1on1 situations. And because in this day and age every young and talented player is ridiculously overpriced when a EPL or chinese club comes knocking.
But given Citys squad and age structure it's probably just the start of a massive overhaul.

>Because he needed a young "ball playing" CB and a pacefull winger who is good in 1on1 situations

So why sign Stones and Sane?

good one

>slippery wet dog poop

He actually thought he was a good manager, best prank ever done by messi+iniesta+xavi.

Stones would be a decent defensive mid desu

>using tactics based on the great ball control and passing of spanish players on the lump footed kick and run english game

why did he sign a shitload of players only to have them on the bench? the only one who plays regularly is Bravo and ironically he should be benched

Pochetino beat him at his own 4141 and his defenders are shit. He couldn't even 343 properly.

>tfw you're not intelligent enough to understand Peps decisions

Kompany ded again causing shittiness in CB rotation to continue, Bravo on a bad streak

It'll get better and it'll all be fine. >WE'll have the highest CL finish of any English side this year and come 3rd or higher in the league.

Sound like an arsenal fan desu

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Training consists of lectures solely stating the fact that tackling is a sham and should never be done.

Slippery wet dog Pep

DELETE THAT PIC, HOLY FUCK

He's inmersed himself into an ideology and is too proud.
He doesn't want to win, he wants to win using his ideology.
He wants to be remembered as a football philosoph not just a winner,
So he tries to make all teams play like they were Barça without understanding diferent players mean diferent tactics.

t. Marlo

no

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Wenger is exactly the same. What is it about possession that makes people so stubborn?

because they won't admit they have been lying all the time
Guardiola make the barça players go slow to not make contra attacks cause they were too madrid like
same with corner goals
they are hacks
I blame the journalists, they treat them like gods and they believe it

*kisses your neck*

everything is ok he is happy... happy new year

>Why did he spend 100m on Stones and Sane?

He wanted them stones.

it think it was autism

>Guardiola claimed that if there weren’t a sequence of 15 passes first, then it would be impossible to carry out transition from defence to attack. Impossible.

Possession is all about rejecting the inherent risks in life. It's a safe space of sorts, it's leftist thinking (and it's no wonder that Pep is a leftard of epic proportions). And thus it becomes ideological, it starts leaving the realms of pragmatism, so it becomes an ideal. So that's how all these "philosophers" get that insecure and obsessed about this things, likes like people who lean left. It's their whole fucking life practically, it becomes their identity.

Regarding possession football, its boring and shit and leaves the defense exposed due to unnecessary back passes and a slow attack. I firmly believe Wenger and Pep were lucky to have goat players and said "do a lot of passing before you do your wonder goal Messi/Henry" now that they don't have those players, they're trying to take credit for their tactics because if they don't it would have been clear that any cunt could have won with those teams.

Its simple: no Puyol, Piquet, Xavi, Iniesta and Messi to bail him out.

>catalan nationalist
>leftist
pick one

Pep sounds like a clown. He won with super talented players that could have probably played and won with a variety of systems

Leftists want nation states to be broken down into their constituent parts

no, they want a world goberment with one race, one language and one culture

yeah if the owner gives him another 300M to spend surely we will see that he is a genius all along

Neger what?!

>He doesn't have Messi
>He isn't in charge of the best team in the country
>He he had absolutely no idea that there can be more than 2 good teams in a league

>everyone shit talking pep now
>next season he inevitably buys new defenders and shovels the shit players out like kolarov
>existing players more tuned in to his ideas after a full season
>city reach new heights
>Sup Forums sweeps all of this under the rug and pretends that they thought he was a good manager all along

and the cycle continues

In Wonga's defence, he did help develop Henry. Messi was always GOAT-tier.

It's a purist philosophy. Any other football style inherently concedes parts of the match to the opponent, whereas in theory possession football could potentially lead to a perfect performance

>Piquet

You have to concede possession at least once even during a 0-0. It'll never be perfect.

A good defensive team that keeps a clean sheet and wins is a way more perfect result.

You now remember he barely win against >Moyes

shut up poland

>mfw too intelligent not to play 3 at the back versus barcelona

Sure. He also developed Van Persie, Song, Fabergras, Nasri, Clichy, Sagna, Kolo Toure and Adebayor. And we all know how they turned out.