Bored trap ask me stuff on kik: EliIsNotSmelly

Bored trap ask me stuff on kik: EliIsNotSmelly

General trap thread as well I guess? Other traps kik's would be nice so post them

So you like penis?

Yes

Should probably bump the thread a bit to keep it alive

where you from

cant find this username

git gud

The UK

Username non existent

Plenty of people finding it have you learning the difference between an I and a lowercase L?

I hope you're not looking for another sugar daddy?

How bad is it really with muslim in the UK? Having read about them, it scares the shit out of me just to think about living in the UK.

Not as bad as the right make it out to be. Worse then the left say it is.

Where in the UK?

bump

Do you like big bear men?

A secret hidden bunker that no one will ever find...

Not particularly, fear of being crushed is real

Do you have ginger pubes?

You go on top silly

Nudes?

Are you from wales?

Pretty sure you've come up on Tinder a while back..

Not unless I dye them

I'll show mine if you show yours (I totally won't by the way)

Yep, guess it is a small world. Did either of us swipe right?

Pity I like a fiery sunset.
Also do you ever top?

Only with girls. For some reason topping guys just feels wrong for me

I could wear a dress?

How big are you?

I'd have to castrate you first. Just let me grab my knife

If like to see you try. I'm also the big hairy guy.

And I'm the crazy lady who owns a few to many knifes to be called sane

Approximately 1.1 standard humans tall and 0.6 standard humans around the waste

And to think I just bought you some pretty clothes and you want to cut my balls off.

close enough™

I can remove the shaft as well if it makes you feel better?

Nope. I'm keeping the lot. I like to use it.

Then why do you need me to top?

All text threads a boring. Here have an image

I want a feminine penis in my bum.

Yuck that seems a bit gay

Lol.

You're cute.

No one else going to join in?

How did you know you were trans?
How did you know you needed to transition?

Just did I guess? Basically got to the point where I hated myself more as a guy then I did as a girl and that tipped the scale

I'll add you soon. Living in the UK also and currently bored as fuck.

Who you voting for?

how's it feel knowing you don't have womanly hips, that you don't have a womb and can't have your own children

How big is it? Picture of it?

Meh it sucks but I've gotten over it. You never know science might come to the rescue one day

That was the guy I was threatening to castrate by the way... not me... the actual trap

Going to vote lib dem's because fuck the Torries policy on internet regulation. Shame there is no centralist or slightly right of center party though.

How do I grow big boobies? (Along with hormones)

Massage? Diet?

not during your lifetime also how does it feel to know as you age you will be more noticeable as a man there is a reason why transgender suicides are so high life would've been easier for you if you would of been a gay man

No idea, if you figure it out then tell me. Good genetics I guess, implants are probably the easiest route though

Meh growing old sounds horrible I plan to go out in a blaze of glory around 50. And how many old ladies do you know who look good?

If I'd stayed a dude I would have ended up in a marriage I didn't want to be in with kids I hated and probably transitioned in my 40's with no chance of ever passing. Doing it at least gives me a shot and if it doesn't work out then I can always slit my wrists and be done with it

well at least you'll be a decent sex toy for 15 years or so

Yea got that going for me. Saw an awesome T-girl in her 50's who had some younger pictures that actually looked a lot like me so I have hope if I stick to a decent diet and take care of myself. Can probably stretch things out for at least 20 years. Maybe longer with a partner

you ever come to australia i'll fuck you good then no homo

Would you show us your mosquito bytes or at least some legs?

Do you like to be fucked? Do you like being the one fucking? And what about bjs and handjobs?

Not on hormones yet so nothing really to show except from some slightly perky nipples from excessive playing

I'm not a cute trap so can't post. Would totally take you on a date and fill you up all night though no homo. Let me know if you are in the north east.

Nah full homo

All of the above depending on the person and their gender

Its only gay if our balls touch right?

ain't gay if the balls don't touch

how about showing off your ass then ?

Here you go

Looks yummy!

How often does that get filled?

Once every few weeks currently

You got a bf or meet different guys? Post some legs/knee socks?

Got a fuck buddy currently. This is from our last session

how many niggers have cum inside that ass bareback?

>that look back
You a damn qt.

How big is he?

Think he's just about 6 inches

I try my best

Not too big then. And the girth?

how about yourself?

Are you a good kisser?

from my experience living in London, it's really no trouble at all. I've heard nasty stories about the muslims in different parts of the uk though

He's thicker then most I think?

I try my best although I tend to go for tongue a bit to much I think

I wanna make out with you...

Post more in cute outfits.

Trap is supposed to mean you don't look like a guy. You're a tranny.

Am I not allowed to be both?

Seem to be getting that request a lot lately

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more pictures of sex with you please?

Glasses are at. Post more.

Any swedish traps wanna chat ?

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whats your favorite size and whats your personal best ?

Oh yea I made this shitty progress image a while back. Would fill out the years in between but way to lazy

Bump for smellyeli

Of what?

You like black guys?