My brothers GF is sleeping on our couch and my brother isn't home

My brothers GF is sleeping on our couch and my brother isn't home.

What do I do?

Her.

Post a real pic faggot how about that

slip it in

cover her with a blanket then jack off

Offer her a bowl of eggs.

Leave her alone.

"Don't ask why, but you have to eat this."

Play some vidya games obviously

This.

'Why are you doing this?!'

send your brother this thread along with the message 'i'm sorry, i don't know why i'm broken'

Give her butthole a sniff and report back.

EAT EGGS

ITT: cancer

sage goes in all fields

Damn you faggots don't follow the bro and man codes. This is why Islam is winning and thrump is president no fucking honor or morals

take photo

take more photos for the wank bank and also share them with us :D

>Put paper with timestamp on her ass without waiking her up
>Stand really close to her head, take out your dick, take a pic of dick right over her head

Offer her some jeans AND a bowl of eggs.

this

So it now!

do it op

sniff those blue socks

fuck off you fucking faggot

Gently insert a boiled egg into her twat and when she wakes up tell her she has to lay it like a hen else she has to take a whole bowl of eggs up there. Also take pictures.

Dubs don't lie OP

bro and man codes?
holy shit dude please tip me your fedora i think im cumming