Heem: studboy bless edition

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dominick snooze got BTFO
honda got BTFO
Cody next GOAT
Caraway is pathetic

BJ penn retirement within a week

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Who currently has the best chin in the UFC?

It has to be John Lineker right?

EL DUTCHO

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threadly reminder that RICE CERRONE is getting OWNED

shit thread, all you had to do was copy and paste the previous OP

K H A L A B E E B

>Its a Madvidal almost heems his oppenent in the first round and then does nothing for the next two and loses a split decision episode

what went wrong?

Reminder to always post in new threads made by any flag other than Canada or America

Upcoming events:

1/1erson vs Higo
1/13: ACB 51 - Silva vs Torgeson
1/14: ONE FC: Quest for Po
1/: Invindersn vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Roguez vs Penn
1/2Roosmalen vEmbree
1/21: ABC 52 - Aguev vs Kcl
1/1: Bellator 170 - Sonn vs Oriz
1/23: VFC 55 - ey vs Cochrane 2
1/27171 - kels vs Darow
1/- Machev vndao
1/28: UFC ons Shevchenko
1/9: Subnderground 3 - vs TBA
2/4: UFC Fz vs Jung
2/1 Holm vs De Randamie
2/12 - Mitrioanenko
2/Santvs Struve 2
2/25: 35 -nov vs Jordan
3/4: UFC -A
3/1: U107 v Belfot
11: ACB 53 - idov vs Barnatt
3/FC FN 108 - TBA

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News:

>Caraway out of UFC FN 103
mmajunryan-caraway-out-at-next-weeks-ufc-fight-night-103-jimmie-rivera-needs-new-opponent

>Khabib's manager singals that he wants to find another fight
mmajunkbib-nurmagomedovs-manager-offers-ultimatum-to-tony-ferguson-then-deletes-tweet

>Bearjew returns at UFC 209
twitter.c/816865812812275712

Leave Cody to me.

honda rousey, she could beat floyd mayweather with dat chin

Wow man, thank you! I always appreciate that you take the time to put together all the upcoming events dates so we can get to know the exact schedule. What a pleasure is to have you! I wouldn't know how to live my life without knowing when the next ACB card is. God bless your effort!

must be awkward for gay rockhold

He got the Octagon to finish it for him last time

youtube.com/watch?v=ArcaE5mK9Kw

Rockhold drinks red wine and fucks 10/10 slags in his California mansion.

a-are those his sisters

YOU BETTER NOT BOO ME I FOUGHT MY ASS OF FUCK YOU

links are broken btw

>1/: Invindersn vs Tweet
>1/27171 - kels vs Darow
>2/12 - Mitrioanenko
>3/1: U107 v Belfot

lmao did you do this on purpose

>above ground pool

ARE YOU GUYS BOOING MY BOY? YOU BETTER NOT BE BOOING MY BOY, HE GOT THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY HE'LL FUCK YOU UP. THAT'S A MY BOY BECAUSE STIPOIC WON'T PAY ME NUTHIN

>tfw MY BOY was the GOAT /heem/ meme
R.I.P.

you guys have been pushing this meme over its limit

>Conor McGregor, you better pack 8 lunches if you wanna fuck with these motherfuckers

What exactly did Joey Diaz mean by this?

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

lmaooo

which meme

there was like 7 in there

the joey diaz imitation meme

u cheeky little monkey

Why do no UFC fighters have any BUSHIDO spirit?

:^)

Is it better to get into UFC by watching the new matches as they come out or to watch the already released matches from the last couple of years?

I am rather certain that I could easly heem any of yous, poofters.

no one here actually watches ufc senpai, just spam memes

Interim belts for fucking everyone
High-selling money fights only
More attempts to push WMMA as a legitimate "sport"

Welcome to the new era

>post a man who can only last 13 seconds

I own /heem/

Watch the best fights from the last few years and see if you enjoy those. You won't enjoy most new fights as they come out because you won't have an appreciation for the sport yet and you probably only want to see blood.

Someone here should post the spiciest fights list.

Upcoming events:

1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/13: ACB 51 - Silva vs Torgeson
1/14: ONE FC: Quest for Power - Bigdash vs Prachnio
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: ABC 52 - Aguev vs Kincl
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - Rickels vs Darrow
1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Jones vs TBA
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Dos Santos vs Struve 2
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/4: UFC 209 - TBA
3/11: UFC FN 107 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Caraway out of UFC FN 103
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/bryan-caraway-out-at-next-weeks-ufc-fight-night-103-jimmie-rivera-needs-new-opponent

>Khabib's manager singals that he wants to find another fight
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/khabib-nurmagomedovs-manager-offers-ultimatum-to-tony-ferguson-then-deletes-tweet

>Bearjew returns at UFC 209
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/816865812812275712

this whole general belongs to ME

Get Fight Pass and watch all events starting with one, then watch PRIDE and WEC.

spicybangers.tk

>wmma is included

the spicybangers.tk fights are a good way to be introduced to the best the sport has to offer
just get a basic idea of what's going on in an mma fight and start watching events as they happen

thanks
can't afford it for now, but most fights seem to be up on rutracker

np lad, that's a list compiled by /heem/

I'd work your way up from the bottom.

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you can also find some of the fights on this site
mma-core.com/

watch the old events in UFC and PRIDE, dont bother watching neo UFC is for casuals, faggots and woman

stop spamming

What do you mean RIP? It literally still lives. Where do you think everyone claiming their BOYS came from?

THANK YOU

THANK YOU

THANK YOU

Yup. Dillashaw broke his jaw and he still kept on going as if nothing happened.

Don't listen to the people telling you to just watch the spicy banger fights. The problem with those is that they're very good and you might start expecting every fight to be of that caliber, which they simply won't be.

It might set unrealistic expectations basically, so what I'd suggest is watching live cards as they air so you can get a better idea for the sport and as you learn more you can then go back and watch older fights that interest you.

Don't spend too much time watching spicy bangers

LOL and he steals the fights

Yair Rodriguez vs. B.J. Penn
Joe Lauzon vs. Marcin Held
Court McGee vs. Ben Saunders
Jimmie Rivera vs. John Dodson

would you walkout to this?

リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー

?

youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

>BJ
>Lauzon
>Sunders
>Rivera

>Yair
>Lauzon
>Saunders
>Rivera

>/heem/ predicts ufc 207

Rivera v Dodson isn't official yet

Then we'll (you) them again.

2017 will be the year DC finally gets that dick.

>get off your high horse and stop ridin the white horse!

psssh. nothin personnel, kid

Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Maia
Holloway

...

madman posted it again. what is your endgame?

>Warrley Alves defeated Covington at UFC 194
>Barberena defeated Warrley Alves at UFC 198
>Covington defeated Barberena at Memezant vs Waterson

is this a love triangle?

Jones headlining a PPV again? You sure?

its spelled personal you fucking idiot

Dana would have a fit, so yes.

FOUR
BILLION
DOLLARS

Diaz btfoing conor in the third match and conor casuals leaving /heem/ like after the first fight

>the third match

LOL

covington is the better fighter of the three
his loss to alves wouldn't happen again imo

Usman blacks them all

...

Yair Rodriguez vs. B.J. Penn
Joe Lauzon vs. Marcin Held
Court McGee vs. Ben Saunders
Jimmie Rivera vs. John Dodson

Erik Silva will be back

Covington's not particularly exciting to watch, but he's a fantastic prospect. He could be champ in a few years time.

She is a QT

Guys, Miesha had a nose job

Diaz is the biggest fighter on the roster, no way Dana will risk Conor's health for a 3rd time.

>prospect
>28

He's too old

they forgot to make it smaller

...

...

Doesn't look like the worked on the worst part of it.

Conor said on the Octagon interview after the rematch that the third fight will happen at 155, literally "under my terms".
I guess it will be for the belt, probably by the end of summer or the fall.
And I'm using will rather than would. It's happening, lads. They will both be at their optimal weight class.

It's the biggest money meme fight of the year.

He is still pretty young in his fighting career, age doesn't really mean much. Often if you start young you retire earlier too.

Should've increased the tits while she was under.

He also told Nate to retire.

>record scratch

>freeze frame

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

Rousey Lifes matter

>ahh nina help me1!!

Fuck Pena for ruining what could have been a great rematch.

Covington-Usman would be a very interesting match

I could easily see him being ranked by the end of 2017

>It all started when i met this guy

le sue you if you fail a drug test man

le be a racist with no consequences man

When did you realize Nate Diaz would retire as the undisputed lineal 155 champ?