Ill start

Ill start.

>Wish i could fuck any bitch i want

But you suffer from premature ejaculation

I wish I were dead

I wish that I had unlimited wishes and they cannot be changed.
>I win faggots

But your body stays un burried and warm for everybody to rape for eternity

Granted but you're forced to relive your life from the beginning until death is granted over and over for the rest of eternity

Wish granted but you're a brain dead human vegetable unable of creating intelligent thought.
Therefore making you unable to wish for anything

I wish I enjoyed life for every second of it

I said my wish was untouchable. You didn't grant that.

you can wish unlimited and your wishes can't be changed but when you make a wish you die

I wish I could travel to other habitable worlds

I wish I could spawn $1000/day whenever I want

Granted, But your seconds are numbered and only have 30 to live

Granted but you only have 24 hours to live

how autistic are you?

i didn't change anything. I granted your wish
Yes you are able to have unlimited wishes but you are that brain dead that you can't think or muster the brainpower to make one.
So no I didn't change anything

Granted, but once you leave one you can never return

Granted but you can only wish for a constant drilldo in your ass.

I wish I had the perfect girlfriend.

You said the unlimited nature of the wishes couldnt ve changed, not that nothing would happen to you. L2 godmod faggot

Granted but you are a flaming homosexual

Lmao this one is good

Granted but she dies after a week being together

Lol

I wish I was happy and content forever.

Granted, but she does not have an anus or vagina and has an untouchable gag reflex

I wish I could make hot girls on the street want to fuck me.

Wish granted but they all are ridden with STD'S

I wish I had nuke launch codes

Even better :)

Granted, but you have to suck off the POTUS for them.

Shit wish, Granted. Don't even need to corrupt it because you will literally not be able to use it and they will just be changed once you leak them
KEK

Granted, but you're floating in outer space for eternity with maimed genitals. Good one btw

granted but you only live for a week

Granted but all lifeforms are hellbent on killing you on site

EZ
fuck off with your logic

I wish that i can become invisible on demand

Granted, but your skin gradually becomes darker and darker, and you lose IQ points as well, until suddenly, you have 22 IQ points and approximately 3.921 chromies.

Granted, but whilst invisible you can't move

I wish I could start and stop time

Wish granted, but every time you turn invisible, 100 muslims die.

the gag reflex wont be a problem for him with his tiny weener

Granted, but while you're invisible you're in excruciating pain and are 100X louder than an average person.

Granted, but you still age whilst time is not moving for everyone else

Wish granted, but when time is stopped, you can't move

Granted, but it only applies to the literal definition of "bitch".
Granted, but your memory resets at the end of every day like the girl in 50 first dates.
Granted, but she's perfect for everyone except you.
Granted, but they are all transgirls and like to top.

Granted, but every time you start or stop time your dad has to fuck you and cum on your face

KEK

Imma turn invisible 5 times a day just because.. Im like the invisible white non-suicide annihilator

Granted, but instead of stopping time, you speed up your personal experience of time to the point where it appears to stop, and that rapidly deteriorates from your lifespan.

Except it's in Zimbabwean money and therefore inflated to fuck

i wish to be the most charming person in the world

Ah the 3rd one is really good and hits the feels :(

Everyone else dies

Granted but everything increases in value by $1000 dollars until you spend that money.

thank me later
>iFuck Tonight.com

Granted, but everyone one in the world visually disgusts you and the sight of people makes you sick

I wish to wish.

I wish I had unlimited wishes and was invincible to any changes in body, mind, or wishes.

Granted but your wish doesn't come true

Granted but you have no hands, tongue, or genitals.

You can wish all you want, but none of those wishes are ever granted.

thats sick dude

Granted, but every time you talk to someone you constantly fart.

I wish for all mudslimes and nignogs to have a wonderful place to live... not usa and away the fuck from me.

Granted, but you're in a cage forever.

isnt that like reality ?

I'd wish out of the cage

They are granted the entire earth, everyone not black or muslim is killed so they can take over. You are magically sent to live on Pluto.

I wish I could fuck little girls irl

I wish a вoт хyй вaм.

Your mom dies in her sleep tonight. Wishes won't safe her or bring her back.

Wish granted, but they require millions from you for reperations.

Kek

I wish to be someone's wish.

Yesss deal

I wish to die, wheter slowly fastly or so

Granted, but you hate everything about the person who wished for you

I wish that the gays couldn't exist and I couldn't become one

It's to be a fuck doll to a catman with their barbed dicks for the rest of your life

You reincarnate into poor jew.

I wish I had a real, not licensed firearm

granted, you are now a woman

You will be reborn as a sentient toilet

Impossible, there are no poor jews! I'm living proof of that!

Granted, but as you die all other things you ever wanted exist i.e. world peace

Yes, but it's a kalibri.

granted, all girls you meet will have a strap on and fuck you

Your arm starts to burn without ever stopping and it hurts like fuck

like this one? That's not even bad

I wish super powers existed and could be obtained naturally

Your genes said no

I wish to never exist. I won.

not that kind dumbass

Fine. You get the gun. In battlefield 1.

granted, but the gun is broken

I wish that I was in full control of my emotions.

Who cares if you're dead?

Granted, but because you don't exist time is changed and the human race evolves into godlike creatures without you

Granted.. But you only have one emotion. To be forever severely depressed.

You have unlimited wishes but you can't grant them yourself and no one else will for you.
Every second second is hell, you'll get used to it and then you'll love it.
You'll never find any where you want.
Want is easy. You'll have all the things you want and you'll find it hard to keep wanting, life will become unbearable and you'll be paying the $1000 a day just to keep yourself from suicide.
She will never be satisfied, you'll always find yourself lacking.
Your views off the world sharply decline after and your idea of happiness shifts with it. You are happy relative to yourself, but every one else sees you as a manic.
And know every one else knows too.
You can be fucked finacially.
It's the demands of others that make you invisible.
You'll reach a point where you won't want to start time, slipping in between the two will be two easy and you'll lose touch with reality.
Your wish is literal, you're trapped inside the earth. You're always the most charming person because you're the only person you know and you can't see past your own charm.
Your wish is granted and the lack of wishes you actually have drives you insane as if you were constantly drowning but without any of the feeling. You could wish for air, but why would you? You can wish but you don't have any reason to.