Get me laid, dubs decides my first message

Get me laid, dubs decides my first message.

I eat ass.

"Ey yo shawty whatscrackalaciling?"

fucck off OP I can't even get a match

dubs got

Winrar.

you have to go with this OP.
post results
I hope she blocks you

Come on op deliver

If she replies dubs decide reply

ayy lmaoo

Say *shorty

Look at it from the bright side, at least you stand out

"I am lord cornholio"

"besides my joints, I'm actually 74 using a fake account"

I am the god of cocks, bow and kiss my penis mortal

Rolling

I will find another match to first message

roll

"I h8 niggers and everything they stand for"

"Would you like to toss my salad m'lady?"

Dubs

"Heil hitler"

Someone link Liv to the thread. Kek.

"I bet I can drink more urine in a single sitting than you can."

Reply with the link to this thread.

Netflix and chill?

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I'm a faggot.

"Have you heard the 'My name-a-Jeff meme'?"

You didn't put the quotation marks dumbass faggot

Hitler did nothing wrong.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

"did you know it's healthy for you if you let me piss in your asshole? It's like a detox plus it'll help you lose weight. So waddya say? Wanna let me cram my dinky in your tiny asshole and empty my piss sack inside of your diseased colon?"

I'm hung like a field mouse, and smell like Auschwitz.

rolling for this.

Shit a warm milky log down my throat.

So, do you like bread?

Dubs decides first message on Sophie.

Why didn't your mom give you a real name.

Don't ever talk to me or my penis again

If you woke up one morning with your ass full of lube and a bruised cervix, would you tell anyone or just go about your day?

I call Donald Trump "daddy".

My wonkerdonger is the size of a full-grown tomato

This!

I love smearing shit all over my balls, it makes for great lube.

You failed already with a super like

Re roll

I am actually going to die soon. Doctors give me one month. How should I live.

Winrar

Oh yes. So much of this.

Wanna suck my cum out of a crusty sock?

winrar

Fuck.

winrar

I want you to suck a log of shit out of my ass.

Roll

It will feel like i'm coming inside you, but it's just pus from my gonorrhea.

Blonde and blue eyes, Aryan master race am I right

"I want to suck a log of shit out of your asshole"

This too

because this is a fake account she will respond

Rolling for this.

what app is that? never seen super liked as an option

Rolling for this

This

Playing pubg as well so may take awhile to reply but I will deliver and more than likely ruin my chances thanks to you guys

Rule #1 on Tinder: Be attractive
Rule #2: Follow rule #1

Roll for this please.

Have you ever taken a fat nigger dick?

This one

Tinder

This too

This 3

guess i havent used it in a long time

Don't you hate it when you get finished peeing and pop your badabing in the badaboom and a little peepee gets on ya draws

"Let me see them jugs!"

Errrrr?

roll

Fucking this so much user. I hate it so fucking much

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

winner winner chicken dinner

I've got this..

rollerino

Dubs on your post feelsbadman

You kinda look like my ex, except my ex was attractive.. im sure you have a good personality which makes up for it .. wanna hook up? pls responf

Winrar 2.0

winrar

Rell

Rollerino

I'm built like a tuna can and fuck like a horse ? U in

your not that good looking at all but im desperate so can we like smash?

Winraar kek

More winrar

i do anal on the first date and by that i mean i want you to fist my ass

Roll

U GON GET THA POOSE OP

Winraaaar

Is bread kill.. is OP ded

You + me are going to Browntown

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you're an okay guy OP
still a fag, but an okay buy nevertheless