Someone explain the walang pambili ng windows 8 joke to me. Why would an elite majority not be able to afford win8?
Chase Gonzalez
Sup Forums, I work with a Filipino. He's the head of our team.
He told me about Duterte a few weeks ago. Said he really hopes Duterte gets in.
He's got a family, runs his own business, and owns a couple of houses. He's a well established man.
>tfw your boss is redpilled
Jaxson Jackson
I'm fine with anime, but why do a lot of weeaboos act like idiots?
Brandon Thompson
I wonder if we'll be able to keep up no legal Divorce in the Philippines (except for Muslims because they can do it in Sharia court)? I think we're the only country left.
Benjamin Cox
If Trillanes were leading a coup then it would be a failure since Trillanes led three against GMA and all of them failed miserably
Alexander Murphy
He's a total politically incorrect and he's authoritarian.
Camden Harris
The ruling party is called liberal party even tho they're centrist
William Gray
Yes, user. He's a generally friendly guy with muslims who aren't terrorists, but he once told a group of muslims who kidnapped some missionaries that for every half a day they don't return the kidnapped foreigners, he'd kill an imam.
Gavin Carter
>elite >majority
We're talking about the Philippines here, right?
Luke White
>dat digits
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT
Angel Turner
he's going to imprison gays in concentration camps
based pacquiao
Oliver Miller
A chunk of the police and the military are FOR him. Hell, many armed groups are for the guy, and most of them don't even like each other.
He's a unifying figure, that's what.
Kayden Johnson
MARTIAL LAW SOON
GET REKT
Colton Cox
That goes without saying but the fact remains that it will still happen.
Oakwood II Martial Law II EDSA IV
I hate sequels, tbqh.
Ryder Collins
Roxas confirmed for DRUG LORD
David White
Not for much longer. Even the pope wants you guys to relax
>Pope Francis, who visited the Philippines [in January], has urged his bishops to take a more forgiving stance toward divorced Catholics, but this is a moot point in the Philippines: There is no such thing as a divorced Catholic.
Samuel Fisher
Just like current Marvel Comics?
William Ross
Based.
Yeah, my boss said it's just unsafe for him and his family to return to the Phillipines to live, but that he'd consider it if Duterte comes to power.
He told me a couple of months ago too, I think. I found out about it before people started talking about it on Sup Forums, anyway.
Cameron Cox
made a rape joke, actually boosted his campaign.
Dylan Rodriguez
>A chunk of the police and the military are FOR him. [citation needed]
Although I do believe the man's gonna do something, I doubt any meaningful change's gonna happen for the next 6 cycles. Ika nga, mga ipinangak na PASAWAY ang mga Pinoy. (Flips are born hard-headed obnoxious twats)
It's gonna be a one-man-versus-100-million-people battle (or more likely, one Executive branch versus two Legislative branches) from the moment he gets inaugurated.
Dylan Fisher
I would like that citation too.
Robert Wood
This memer better turn your useless archipelago into Singapore
Isaac Foster
I hope Noynoy, Roxas and Abaya will be part of this
Christopher Gonzalez
s-sauce?
Jeremiah Perry
dont worry, Dutdut doesnt support divorce eventho he's annulled from his 1st wife because he knows that Womyn will only leech from it.
>tfw your mayor doesn't drive around town at night checking if his kill squads are performing well
Jace Brooks
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Tyler Taylor
He's literally getting called the Trump of the East by the Western Media. Hell, the west don't know even know shit what's happening in Philipp.
>The west shall fall and the east will rise with it
Alexander Adams
lemme just outline what he said when he was asked about the conflict in South China Sea
something like >"we won't go to war with China, it will be a one-sided massacre." >"I won't risk the lives of our soldiers in that way." >"Anyone who goes to the contested islands is going to get harassed by China anyway, but can they do that to a President?" >"What I'll do when I'm President is I'll get on a jetski alone and go to the Scarborough Shoal, plant the Philippine flag there." >"They can do what they want with me but I'm going to stake that claim."
Austin Robinson
Duterte aside, these old people crying over the younger Marcos and this generation is parroting them.
Talk about sins of the fathers.
Daniel Smith
A man with enough charisma to turn a rape-joke into a campaign booster, and a man that isn't afraid to feed you paper.
user, a single dad can raise 10 children well if he has enough compassion and strength to inspire both loyalty, love and healthy fear.
Go ask the nearest soldier/policeman, user. I guarantee you 90% of them will say Duterte.
Parker Allen
If Daang Matuwid wasn't such a complete failure then people wouldn't even think of voting Marcos as an alternative
Robert Cruz
His son admits they have billions of dollars in swiss bank accounts, but refuses to give them back to the people
Oliver Wright
>This memer better turn your useless archipelago into Singapore Philippines is eternally fucked, if he turned out to be another corrupt politician.
Wyatt Thomas
>A man with enough charisma to turn a rape-joke into a campaign booster, and a man that isn't afraid to feed you paper.
That's not a citation of the military and police completely backing him up, though.
Calling it. There's gonna be a coup d'etat.
Jordan Richardson
>ask the nearest soldier/policeman
Not hard. Du30 promised the first thing he'd do is double their salary.
Boom! Instant armed votes along with their families.
Logan Cook
It's the opposite, chingchongchinks who can't even speak the native language will be hunted down, taxed or deported. Digo+BongBong will usher in a new wave of nationalism, perhaps even a stronger ASEAN and Malayan peoples unity. Singapur? More like Malayaport amirite
Gavin Williams
Trillanes pls.
Grayson Sanders
Can someone give me context for this?
Cooper Adams
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John Brooks
>and this generation is parroting them The result of 30 years of biased historical retelling a.k.a. "brainwashing" by the Yellow-owned media.
Parker Jackson
He sounds like a fucking commie pinoy from what I've been reading. Why is Sup Forums supporting an authoritarian commie for?
Samuel Campbell
>Inb4 where he gonna get the money? From the road construction budget.
No, seriously, you have no idea how many times I see a perfectly good road get revamped for no apparent reason. I shit you not, we're throwing billions in pesos for reconstructing roads THAT ARE PERFECTLY FINE for no reason at all.
Luke Davis
>"so porket nakatrabaho lng si miram sa lahat ng sangay ng gobyerno, siya nadapat presidente? bakit alam nya ba ang lahat di lahat ng naka titulo totoo si du30 ang mag dadala ng pagbabago kasi action agad siya"
MGA KOYA AT ATE, MAY PAGASA PA BA ANG BANSA NATEN???
Adrian Flores
When did Trillanes, who wrote his thesis on AFP corruption, turn into a pro-establishment tool? are the Roxas holding something over his family?
Adrian Gonzalez
Because he's a fascist at heart who will kill anyone who opposes him
Joshua Gutierrez
He's basically saying it's a sting trying to identify muggers so he can exterminate them.
Asher Harris
He's a national socialist
Literally NAZI
Oliver Green
pinoys often teach foreigners swear words for greetings, well some of us think it's funny
Cooper Jackson
Can anyone TL;DR this so far for us bongs.
Also who is the most /pol candidate and how are they doing?
the asshurt from the pinoys on my fb is good rn though
Xavier Cooper
duterte is literally Sup Forums
Joseph Cook
Aquino pardoned him while he was still in jail.
After all, Pnoy got the presidency by being anti-GMA, and the Oakwood Mutiny happened under GMA's watch. Of course he'd pardon Trillanes and get him out of jail.
Jonathan Gomez
6 years of incompetent governance about to be put to an end and BTFO by glorious pinoy Putin
he's doing great
Colton Reed
Stage of acceptance my lads!!!
Noah Anderson
What would a DigoBong administration be like? Who would they appoint to cabinet? And what's with this meme of Mar not doing anything as DILG secretary?
Shame what happened to him. Though I wouldn't say he's an anti-establishment tool as I would say he's an anti-Gloria(administration) one.
